Guest bluesxman Posted August 1, 2005 Report Share Posted August 1, 2005 FalseI have corgis... they rule.TPBM loves Irn Bru.True. very true.TPBM secretly fancies someone famous they know a lot of people would not be able to identify with (please identify ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Marlin Posted August 1, 2005 Report Share Posted August 1, 2005 False - None that I can think of.TPBM loses their house keys on a regular basis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
connie Posted August 1, 2005 Report Share Posted August 1, 2005 False. It's the only key I own.TPBM has a fetish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benji Posted August 1, 2005 Author Report Share Posted August 1, 2005 True - i have a fetish for fetishes! ! and goat'sTPBM - Mistakenly has snogged a member of the opposite sex? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NARC Posted August 1, 2005 Report Share Posted August 1, 2005 True - Every time I have kissed a member of the opposite sex it has turned out to be a mistake.TPBM knows Oliver Philpott Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
connie Posted August 1, 2005 Report Share Posted August 1, 2005 True. Well, I know WHO he is.TPBM has mistakenly SNOGGED a member of the same sex. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larsen B Posted August 1, 2005 Report Share Posted August 1, 2005 True. Well' date=' I know WHO he is.TPBM has mistakenly SNOGGED a member of the same sex.[/quote']False, Shaun wants a piece though.TPBM is due a spurt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gumpy Posted August 2, 2005 Report Share Posted August 2, 2005 False' date=' Shaun wants a piece though.TPBM is due a spurt.[/quote']ermm false....TPBM eats their toe nail clippings Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boss Posted August 2, 2005 Report Share Posted August 2, 2005 yes, hungrilythe person below me can transform into a giant twenty foot robotic lizard with wings. and a beak. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Marlin Posted August 2, 2005 Report Share Posted August 2, 2005 True - But only when Pluto crosses Neptune's orbit during a total eclipse of the sun.TPBM is going off on a sunny holiday soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swingin' Ryan Posted August 2, 2005 Report Share Posted August 2, 2005 True - Nice and Monaco in SeptemberTPBM always wears a belt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wishbone G Posted August 2, 2005 Report Share Posted August 2, 2005 true. Despite being a big bugger, my trouser'll still fall off.TPBM owns a NOW cd and has listened to it in the last 6 months Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A.Pel Posted August 2, 2005 Report Share Posted August 2, 2005 True, more than one to be honest!! TPBM is gay. (gay as in homosexual). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gumpy Posted August 2, 2005 Report Share Posted August 2, 2005 No...but both my brothers are!TPBM knew that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Posted August 2, 2005 Report Share Posted August 2, 2005 True. oh craigy craigy and his fun antics in glasgow. love him.TPBM has done a shit in a public place (not a public toilet) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benji Posted August 3, 2005 Author Report Share Posted August 3, 2005 True - I once curled out a beaut at a gig in the barrows...TPBM - Is more than fed-up with rising Petrol prices, and wants to get involved in the stock market to make up for this fed-upness! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ()Papaspyrou() Posted August 3, 2005 Report Share Posted August 3, 2005 True - though i'd rather just park a lorry sideways on the bridge of Don for a laughTPBM - Has sweated profusely in a social situation Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wishbone G Posted August 3, 2005 Report Share Posted August 3, 2005 False - We all know that peter pan is gonna lose his ability to fly at some point while 30000 feet above a church spire. Wouldnt want that now, would we.TPBM regular makes an arse of themselves trying to play musical instruments whilst drunk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
April Ethereal Posted August 3, 2005 Report Share Posted August 3, 2005 true and false - not that regularly but I do tend to think I can play the piano and guitar when drunk.I can play neither well.... however I've been found at grande pianos at parties playing "merrily we go along" and attempting to play Santana songs on guitar.*shakes head*Also... the formula one theme tune on bass guitar. Fucking terrible.TPBM thinks tunnocks tea cakes are hot shit.False - I'd sooner settle down with a Tunnocks Caramel Wafer.TPBM has attempted Steve-o's "Butterfly". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Marlin Posted August 3, 2005 Report Share Posted August 3, 2005 False - No idea what the Butterfly is, but I'd guess it's some kind of idiotic maneuver resulting in an unpleasant premature death.TPBM has killed a real butterfly with a shotgun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psydoll Posted August 3, 2005 Report Share Posted August 3, 2005 False - No idea what the Butterfly is' date=' but I'd guess it's some kind of idiotic maneuver resulting in an unpleasant premature death.TPBM has killed a real butterfly with a shotgun. [/quote']I tried to but it turned out to be Butterbear from the Wuzzles and resulted in a lengthy court case which I'd rather not talk about.TPBM is going to see Battle/Komakino for only a fiver on Saturday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NARC Posted August 3, 2005 Report Share Posted August 3, 2005 False, I'm likely to go but it will be for 6/7 cos I'm too damned lazy to get a ticket in advance...TPBM is going to a T on the Fringe event Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psydoll Posted August 3, 2005 Report Share Posted August 3, 2005 Hopefully true! Hopefully making the Saul Williams date *crosses fingers and cries self to sleep*TPBM shall name their top 3 local music artists. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tranzmute Posted August 3, 2005 Report Share Posted August 3, 2005 yes I shallproject ven-hellDavid Simpsontranzmute the drummerTPBM knows someone famous Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Posted August 3, 2005 Report Share Posted August 3, 2005 True - tom vekTPBM is a piece of hot ass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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