April Ethereal

Heres a couple: 1) "I used the same soap as you did and the towel didn't end up looking like no goddamn Maxi-Pad" 2) "IF YOU LOOKED UP 'IDIOT' IN THE DICTIONARY, YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'D FIND?" "Eh...a picture of me?" "NO! YOU'D FIND THE DEFINITION OF 'IDIOT', WHICH YOU ARE!" 3) "That computer systems a load of old wank"

Why is it when, in the FA Cup, Manchester United will draw somebody like Burton Albion and Middlesbrough draw Nuneaton and its seen as an opportunity for another great Cup shock and good for the game yet in Scotland Rangers draw Peterhead and Celtic draw Clyde, its seen as predictable/fixed. I'm a Celtic supporter and I still remember Inverness Caley (twice!), Falkirk and Raith Rovers. Scottish football is just as subjectable to shocks than English football. Granted they do happen a lot more often in English football but only because there's more teams hence more ties hence more opportunities for a shock result. People need to quit with all this West Coast bias theories. It got a bit bit boring 20-odd years ago.

Dick Whittington and his rather large cat.

I don't know. After watching Nathan from Coronation Street trying to act angry last night, he could give Paddy a run for his money.

Judas Priest - Living After Midnight

...Idiot!

Its moments like this that makes life so sweet!

17 out of 20. Better than I anticipated.

Its not blaming Homosexuals for Hurricane Katrina. I think they're trying to say that God sent Hurricane Katrina to ravage and destroy New Orleans to end some Homosexual version of the 'Mardi Gras'. Still complete bollocks that they're talking though.

I'm due two or three from Sharon. Don't know if she has even received the ones she is due me.

I'm sure I've heard of a band called The Vauxhall Conference. Not a football team I know but close.

Seeing as people are posting tracklistings, here is mine: 1 ) Are You There? Anathema 2 ) Antisocial Anthrax 3 ) The Blessed Hellride Black Label Society 4 ) The Pick-Axe Murders Cannibal Corpse 5 ) Midnight Mountain Cathedral 6 ) Sleepless Cradle of Filth 7 ) New Orleans Is A Dying Whore Down 8 ) Curse You All Men! Emperor 9 ) She Moves She Four Tet 10 ) Rust In PeacePolaris Megadeth 11 ) Instinct Of Survival Napalm Death 12 ) Dark Chest Of Wonders Nightwish 13 ) The Baying Of The Hounds Opeth 14 ) Jesus Saves Slayer 15 ) Waiting For The Turning Point Superjoint Ritual 16 ) Circle Slipknot 17 ) Fairies Wear Boots Black Sabbath

I'm 46% gay. The way they've put the commenting answers, its almost like they're saying that being straight is bad for you.

Autumnblaze - Mute Boy, Sad Girl

This may be the best 2nd half to a year ever!

Guns & Roses - Think about you

Anthrax - Make Me Laugh

Brilliant. Glad that got sorted quick.

Cradle of Filth - Better To Reign In Hell

Cathedral - Imprisoned in Flesh