April Ethereal

Heres a couple: 1) "I used the same soap as you did and the towel didn't end up looking like no goddamn Maxi-Pad" 2) "IF YOU LOOKED UP 'IDIOT' IN THE DICTIONARY, YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'D FIND?" "Eh...a picture of me?" "NO! YOU'D FIND THE DEFINITION OF 'IDIOT', WHICH YOU ARE!" 3) "That computer systems a load of old wank"

Why is it when, in the FA Cup, Manchester United will draw somebody like Burton Albion and Middlesbrough draw Nuneaton and its seen as an opportunity for another great Cup shock and good for the game yet in Scotland Rangers draw Peterhead and Celtic draw Clyde, its seen as predictable/fixed. I'm a Celtic supporter and I still remember Inverness Caley (twice!), Falkirk and Raith Rovers. Scottish football is just as subjectable to shocks than English football. Granted they do happen a lot more often in English football but only because there's more teams hence more ties hence more opportunities for a shock result. People need to quit with all this West Coast bias theories. It got a bit bit boring 20-odd years ago.

Dick Whittington and his rather large cat.

I don't know. After watching Nathan from Coronation Street trying to act angry last night, he could give Paddy a run for his money.

Judas Priest - Living After Midnight

...Idiot!

Its moments like this that makes life so sweet!

17 out of 20. Better than I anticipated.

Its not blaming Homosexuals for Hurricane Katrina. I think they're trying to say that God sent Hurricane Katrina to ravage and destroy New Orleans to end some Homosexual version of the 'Mardi Gras'. Still complete bollocks that they're talking though.

I'm due two or three from Sharon. Don't know if she has even received the ones she is due me.