Birdman Posted May 7, 2005 Report Share Posted May 7, 2005 "The coast is toast" - Volcano"This Christmas, the snow hits the fan. " - The Santa Clause"Saving the day the ninja way" - Three Ninjas: High noon at Mega Mountain"The Crazed Love of a Prehistoric Giant for a Ravishing Teenage Girl!" - Eegah(Not Birdman) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swingin' Ryan Posted May 7, 2005 Report Share Posted May 7, 2005 Good thread.Mission: Impossible (1996) - Expect the Impossible.Mission: Impossible II (2000) - Expect the impossible again.Pretty much sums it all up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrincessHolly Posted May 7, 2005 Report Share Posted May 7, 2005 "He collects bones" - The Bone Collecter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Ascension Posted May 7, 2005 Report Share Posted May 7, 2005 "Total Shit" - Closer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A.Pel Posted May 7, 2005 Report Share Posted May 7, 2005 "Total Shit" - CloserTook the words out of my mouth. Or rather.. movements out of my fingers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Ascension Posted May 7, 2005 Report Share Posted May 7, 2005 haha then u'll like this one..."Utter Bollocks" - Alfie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A.Pel Posted May 7, 2005 Report Share Posted May 7, 2005 Somone's got a grudge against jude law.'Badly Edited Intellectual Shite' A.I Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R.Borlax Posted May 7, 2005 Report Share Posted May 7, 2005 BIO DOME-"your dome away from home"thats just gay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bob Posted May 7, 2005 Report Share Posted May 7, 2005 Come on guys, the real ones are funnier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Crashdown Posted May 8, 2005 Report Share Posted May 8, 2005 ...'you can't cheat death.....twice'.....yeh whatever...-final destination 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattJimF Posted May 8, 2005 Report Share Posted May 8, 2005 xxx 2 - "prepare for the next level" - of shitness Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arcadian Posted May 9, 2005 Report Share Posted May 9, 2005 "two good cops, one bad situation" - glimmer man basically any steven seagal movie will have a crappy tagline:"only one man can stop the yakuza" - into the sun mmm.... now i need to go rent about 20 seagal movies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonty84 Posted May 9, 2005 Report Share Posted May 9, 2005 'after a night they'll never remember, comes a day they'll never forget' - dude, where's my carIronically the tagline manages to fit more wit and humour in than in then 90 god-forsaken minutes of the film. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted May 9, 2005 Report Share Posted May 9, 2005 "When he said 'I do' he never said what he did" - True Lies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lil_kazzy Posted May 9, 2005 Report Share Posted May 9, 2005 xxx 2 - "prepare for the next level" - of shitness Did you not like it? Went to see xXx 2 the other day and quite enjoyed it - not a bad plot and loads of action, although there was too much CGI and it was obvious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Wrong Posted May 9, 2005 Report Share Posted May 9, 2005 "When he said 'I do' he never said what he did" - True LiesWould have been better if it said "When he said 'I do' he never said what he did and stuff" -True Lies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattJimF Posted May 9, 2005 Report Share Posted May 9, 2005 Did you not like it? Went to see xXx 2 the other day and quite enjoyed it - not a bad plot and loads of action' date=' although there was too much CGI and it was obvious.[/quote']I will admit it's not all that bad, just too obvious. It is a little bit more believeable than the first one, i just dread to think what will happen in the third. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted May 9, 2005 Report Share Posted May 9, 2005 Would have been better if it said "When he said 'I do' he never said what he did and stuff" -True Liesthis is true.however, it's got Arnie in it. So its an ace movie by default. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marillionboy Posted May 9, 2005 Report Share Posted May 9, 2005 On the other hand some good ones include"The knock at the door meant the birth of one man and the death of seven others. (Straw Dogs)"This is the weekend they didn't play golf" (Deliverance)"How far does a girl have to go to untangle her tingle?" (Deep Throat) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdman Posted May 15, 2005 Author Report Share Posted May 15, 2005 TimecopTagline: They killed his wife ten years ago. There's still time to save her. Murder is forever... until now. .....................huh?(Not Birdman) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tam o' Shantie Posted May 15, 2005 Report Share Posted May 15, 2005 "this relationship is going to be a real mother." - monster in lawa real mother? oh right, you mean a real mother fucker. then why didn't you say so you fucking wimps Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdman Posted May 15, 2005 Author Report Share Posted May 15, 2005 Immortal CombatTagline: Indestructible warriors programmed to kill. This is no game. I think I'll go and do something with Interest involved....like this guy (Not Birdman) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
April Ethereal Posted May 15, 2005 Report Share Posted May 15, 2005 Anyone for Squirell Fishing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EchelonDivision Posted May 16, 2005 Report Share Posted May 16, 2005 "I kick arse for the Lord!" - Braindead (1992) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Project S.A.M. Posted May 17, 2005 Report Share Posted May 17, 2005 Ghoulies III: Ghoulies Go To College - "Out of the bowl and totally out of control!"(The eponymous ghoulies have a tendency to emerge from toilets, you see...) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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