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  • Birthday 06/18/1986

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  1. Birdman

    The Research

    The backing track I heard was Sharon Lindsay's voice. I found it irrefutible to an absolute T, but then that's just me, and my table. I think there is some obvious confusion here about account names - sorry, this isn't Birdman right now and neither were the previous posts in this thread - I have used his account without his knowledge and he is only recently aware of this thread. If you want to chat or owt then i'm on this MySpace << Apologies for the deception. EDIT: I will not make any more posts on this account in the future and will look into making an acocunt shortly.
  2. Birdman

    The Research

    Sharon Lindsey, singer of the Killbabykill band, was seen by my entire table and several others being caught out miming when she delayed slightly too long to go back into a song. I say half-mimed because she was singing some sections of the songs
  3. Birdman

    I'm a drummer. HI!!!!!

  4. If having sex with animals is wrong, then I don't want to be right. Besides, I'd have to release my monkey slave, and that's just NOT on!
  5. Birdman

    Fitba at seaton

    Where is Kings? Football at Seaton today, chaps? The Chinese guys we play with say they play about 12pm onwards, so if you're down there, then stick them. They aren't very good at football compared to us, so it's a good warm up exercise....
  6. Birdman

    The Research

  7. Is it possible to view the Lightning Bolt gig when in gets to the archives of this 360tv thingy?
  8. Birdman

    Lightning bolt...

    Calling for pictures of Aberdeen gig.
  9. Birdman

    Lightning Bolt Tickets Now On Sale

    Bump
  10. Birdman

    Fitba at seaton

    argh fuck, I completely forgot all about this! Sorry, Zippy! If there's something on next week, I'll be there.
  11. The wedding photographer The title of this thread could have been: 5 minutes in the life of Hog, but traffic was bad. There you go, Ladies and Gentleman, a short, brief life in the car of Scott Hog. Amateur photographer did not manage to pursue the subject beyond this point; he went home. Although more recently, a shoddy Microsoft Paint impression of the possible routes Mr Hog could have taken has been illustrated below:
  12. Birdman

    Smoke free pubs

    Name and shame
  13. You might be able to sell one of your farts in a jar in Japan, but not here, mate!
  14. Birdman

    Modern Day Robin Hoods

    I like Patrick Bateman's approach: HOMELESS MAN (Shivering and sobbing) I lost my job... BATEMAN Why? Were you drinking? Is that why you lost it? Insider trading? Just joking. No' date=' really-were you drinking on the job? HOMELESS MAN I was fired. I was laid off. BATEMAN Gee, uh, that's too bad. HOMELESS MAN I'm so hungry. The dog starts to whimper. BATEMAN Why don't you get another one? Why don't , you get another job? HOMELESS MAN I'm not... BATEMAN You're not what? Qualified for anything else? HOMELESS MAN I'm hungry BATEMAN I know that, I know that. Jeez, you're like a broken record. I'm trying to help you. HOMELESS MAN I'm hungry. BATEMAN Listen, do you think it's fair to take money from people who do have jobs? From people who do work? HOMELESS MAN What am I gonna do? BATEMAN Listen, what's your name? HOMELESS MAN Al. BATEMAN Speak up. Come on. HOMELESS MAN Al. BATEMAN Get a goddamn job, Al. You've got a negative attitude. That's what's stopping you. You've got to get your act together. I'll help you. HOMELESS MAN You re so kind, mister. You're kind. You're a kind man. I can tell. BATEMAN (Petting the dog) Shhhh...it's okay. HOMELESS MAN (Grabbing Bateman's wrist) Please...I don know what to do. I'm so cold. BATEMAN (Stroking his face, whispering) Do ,you know how bad you smell? The stench, my God. HOMELESS MAN I can't...I can't find a shelter BATEMAN You reek. You reek of...shit. Do you know that? (Shouting) Goddammit, Al-look at me and stop crying like some kind of f*gg*t. Al...I'm sorry. Bateman carefully puts the money back in his wallet. BATEMAN It's just that...I don't know I don't have anything in common with you. He opens his briefcase and pulls out a long thin knife with a serrated edge. He pushes up the sleeve of his jacket to protect it. BATEMAN Do you know what a fucking loser ,you are?[/color'] *stab stab stab* Seriously, though, I think a lot of homeless people could help themselves if they hadn't such a massive fixation with smack.
  15. Birdman

    Our Perth gig.

    I prefer my shot:
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