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  • Birthday 12/27/1981

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  1. Evidently. Steven Dedalus, you are Top of Your Game.
  2. Hey I guess you guys are all really smart, knowing about how bad Christians are wrong and all. That's totally amazing, you guys gotta tell me more. I totally can't wait to find out.
  3. I thought this thread was about fish and chips. I had fish and chips for tea tonight. Fine as fuck. cheers Sam
  4. Ever heard of the phrase, "birds of a feather eat shit together"?
  5. The guy replacing Paul looks suspiciously like Paul and John's offspring.
  6. Hi there. Anyone here with a) a beard, b) some reasonable acting ability, and c) a day or two to spare over the next month or so? We're looking for someone to play the part of a beach-dwelling hermit in a short film that will be around 8-10mins in length. It will be shot in three locations: Balmedie beach, a local supermarket, and an office. It would most probably involve a day with a fairly early start at Balmedie beach (probably a Saturday), and then another day shooting some short scenes in a supermarket (yet to be confirmed as to which one) and in a local office (which is free at the weekends). Age requirments are fairly flexible, although we would want to avoid anyone too young. Say, anything from late twenties to a hundred would be workable within the confines of the script. Although it does require a dip into the water at the beach, so no-one with an impending heart-attack. Hopefully it'll be a warm day... Also, beard requirements are flexible. The part allows for someone with a trimmed beard- the hermit has a swiss army knife so he would have been able to trim his beard and hair. You don't need to be a trained or qualified actor, just someone who's maybe done a little acting before, and is confident of being able to do a convincing job. It's not too long, so there aren't all that many lines to remember. We've shot some rough-and-ready comedy-type stuff before (see columbo look-alike wanted thread in this forum), but this will be a step up from that stuff- a bit more serious and professional. This isn't a paying gig, of course, but you'll get fed and hopefully have some fun in the process. If it so happens there is anyone who fits the bill and is interested, reply here or send me a pm, or whatever.
  7. Peter Dow certainly isn't getting any saner. It's really hard not to gawp when he tries to publicise himself in this way.
  8. It's amazing this is still going on. I'm glad. I remember as a teenager I'd read of some plan to relaunch the Amiga, but obviously nothing ever came of it. I used an Amiga right up until 2001- I had an A1200 motherboard set up in a tower with a 4mb Cybervision card, 25mhz 040 processor, either 8 or 16mb ram (can't quite remember), 200mb hard drive, 16x CD drive and a 33kbps modem. Pretty paltry even by 2001 standards, but it held its own for stuff like web browsing, image processing, 3d rendering and the like.
  9. Hell, if we had the time and there was the demand for it, we'd love to. Any further episode would of course chart Bedshitter's development as a crime-fighting superhero, detailing exactly how being compelled to shit in beds translates into the capacity to trounce criminals. There are lots of ways, of course. A driveable bed would be a definite must for the drive-by shittings. Perhaps the manager of Bed Shed could play some kind of Lucius Fox type role, and come up with the goods in that department. Inevitably, Bedshitter's nemesis would have to come in the form of some kind of scat-fetishist. I'm just thinking out loud, here. Thanks.
  10. Cheers. Some are put off by the scatological nature of the premise, but I'm glad to see that you (probably) recognise that shit is nature's primary (and ultimate!) joke. He was in the year below me. He's good. I almost broke his glasses with the blackjack, though. Cheers Biz. You're right, people should stop making so many bands and start shooting lots of videos. They're often more fun for everyone involved.
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