...mole... Posted April 24, 2005 Report Share Posted April 24, 2005 Either cracking my skull on a rock at a mates house or trapping a nerve in my hip after an unexpected "dump tackle". I also had really bad ear-ache one night. Funny that' date=' i only remembered that now. It was a cold winters night when i was.........[/quote']reminds me of a horrible ear ache i had once felt like someone had jammed a massive nail into it. there was no painkillers left in the house either didnt sleep that night Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowball Posted April 24, 2005 Report Share Posted April 24, 2005 For me it's probably when I was running down a hill and put my foot in a hole and made my leg go the wrong way at the knee, or when I pulled a muscle in my back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
melonpie Posted April 24, 2005 Report Share Posted April 24, 2005 when one of my whole entire nails came off with one big bang, when i banged it verrry hard, manoman it hurtor when i thought it would be fun to jump of a reasonably high (for a six year old) bike shed and broke my colorbone, ouch, couldnt lift my head in the mornings to get up anymore! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest lumpo Posted April 24, 2005 Report Share Posted April 24, 2005 I'd meningitis when a student (no picnic), I went home to my folks' is Shetland, around Xmas, thinking I'd started with a cold, that was on Saturday. Came to in Aberdeen, three days later, having been air - ambulanced south, with no recollection of having been home. A student nurse, 19, female (i.e. same age as me at the time; therefore embarassing) was sent in to remove the catheter I'd had inserted, she started pulling, and her supervisor yelled "IT HASN'T BEEN PROPERLY DEFLATED!!!!!' at which point she panicked ad yanked it out, semi inflated...she was then sent in to apologise! I Win Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Savant Posted April 24, 2005 Report Share Posted April 24, 2005 Ooyah!I remember reading about some guy who got a leg dislocated at the hip playing rugby. When they got it back in one of his testicles got trapped in the joint and he ripped his vocal cords from screaming. Must've hurt... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hog Posted April 25, 2005 Author Report Share Posted April 25, 2005 Ooyah!I remember reading about some guy who got a leg dislocated at the hip playing rugby. When they got it back in one of his testicles got trapped in the joint and he ripped his vocal cords from screaming. Must've hurt...I heard that one too man. That has to be the worst Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest haigyman Posted April 25, 2005 Report Share Posted April 25, 2005 i stood on a plug with the prongs facing upnow come on, that's really fucking sore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psydoll Posted April 25, 2005 Report Share Posted April 25, 2005 And I got my finger stuck in the top of a plastic bottle last month' date=' and then cut my finger trying to yank it off, then had to go into the staff room at school, in front of several teachers, to find some scissors. Magnificent.[/quote']Brought to you by the same great mind that brought you My Downfall Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thoth Posted April 25, 2005 Report Share Posted April 25, 2005 I've broken my wrist 3 times skateboarding.I have a 9 year old pin in my left leg from an open fracture inflicted in a motorbike crash.Broke my arm, my back and my rib snowboarding in January this year.I wasn't conscious for much of the motorbike crash so it didn't really hurt. Recovery was uncomfortable though.The snowboard one was probably the most sore cause it took 2 hours to get me stretchered off the mountain and I was very cold.I broke my finger while on holiday, that hurt like fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lil_kazzy Posted April 25, 2005 Report Share Posted April 25, 2005 My ex dropped me from about five feet up flat onto my back on a lawn. It wasn't *exactly* sore, but I was so winded that I didn't breathe at all for about three minutes, and my breathing wasn't back to normal for days. One of the scariest moments of my life :/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calum Posted April 25, 2005 Report Share Posted April 25, 2005 Brought to you by the same great mind that brought you My Downfall Oh aye!That and the bungee jumping thing(was much younger then though) were by far the most stupid things I've ever done, and that really is saying something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fluffy Posted April 25, 2005 Report Share Posted April 25, 2005 I broke my finger while on holiday' date=' that hurt like fuck.[/quote']I broke my pinkie in first year of high school. was rugby training and ran into someone while it was sticking out. she then pulled on it and cracked it at the top!!i dont remeber it hurting, when i got home my mum noticed it was 3 times it size and took me to A&E. My uncle gave me a toffee and my tooth came out on the way. that hurt more lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Amy* Posted April 26, 2005 Report Share Posted April 26, 2005 i stood on a plug with the prongs facing upnow come on' date=' that's really fucking sore.[/quote']Oh my, YES! Most stupid thing to do, EVER. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest haigyman Posted April 26, 2005 Report Share Posted April 26, 2005 Oh my' date=' YES! Most stupid thing to do, EVER. [/quote']YES, thankyou! infact i'd probably choose arm breakage over the dreaded 3-pronged attack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
You Nazi Posted April 26, 2005 Report Share Posted April 26, 2005 YES' date=' thankyou! infact i'd probably choose arm breakage over the dreaded 3-pronged attack.[/quote']nah, you wouldn't Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gall_4185 Posted April 26, 2005 Report Share Posted April 26, 2005 YES' date=' thankyou! infact i'd probably choose arm breakage over the dreaded 3-pronged attack.[/quote']Could always be arranged you know,especially if you ever hit me and run away again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest haigyman Posted April 26, 2005 Report Share Posted April 26, 2005 Could always be arranged you know' date='especially if you ever hit me and run away again [/quote']i'm sure roslyn would be only too happy to oblige Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gall_4185 Posted April 26, 2005 Report Share Posted April 26, 2005 Nah,broken limbs is more my area...she prefers the monkey as her method of toture Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ragudave Posted April 26, 2005 Report Share Posted April 26, 2005 I once got chilli seeds under my eyelid when I was cooking. More stingy and sore but that didnt stop me making it worse by using my unwashed hands to try and get them out... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
corrie Posted April 26, 2005 Report Share Posted April 26, 2005 when i was little i ran into a barbwire fence and punctured my eye!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mo-Ha Posted April 26, 2005 Report Share Posted April 26, 2005 my apendix (not sure if that's how you spell it) burst inside me about two years ago. was so fucking painfull! for anyone who doesn't know it holds heaps of acids that were used for breaking down grass (when we did eat it, some still do i guess... o_O ) so could of died. scary aswell as painfull! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tav Posted April 26, 2005 Report Share Posted April 26, 2005 when i was little i ran into a barbwire fence and punctured my eye!!aaaaa....what the fuck that is....eughh I feel ill! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoonie Posted April 27, 2005 Report Share Posted April 27, 2005 our school went through a craze of taking elastic bands between your finger and thumb and using them to fire staples at people. one total penis of a girl managed to fire and staple and lodge it into my best friend eye. one of those situations where 1/10 of a mm to the side and he'd probably have been blinded. cue white puss leaking from his eye and then stitches on his eyeball!those were the days!spoons /x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dayeth Posted April 27, 2005 Report Share Posted April 27, 2005 our school went through a craze of taking elastic bands between your finger and thumb and using them to fire staples at people. one total penis of a girl managed to fire and staple and lodge it into my best friend eye. one of those situations where 1/10 of a mm to the side and he'd probably have been blinded. cue white puss leaking from his eye and then stitches on his eyeball!those were the days!spoons /xbrilliant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delly Posted April 27, 2005 Report Share Posted April 27, 2005 having 2 kids was painfull!!But things like falling backwards off climbing frames, catching a falling cactus, ripping open my knee while pushing a swing( the bigger kids made me push them - then laughed when I fell) breaking my thumb while throwing a big stone emmmm the list is endless I was really accident prone as a kid. Kinda scary when I see my kids doing just as stupid things like pulling a wardrobe on top of them selves Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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