Dayeth Posted April 22, 2005 Report Share Posted April 22, 2005 I was about 5 or 6 and my dad was telling me lots of jokes. I laughed so hard that I had to put my hand out to steady myself' date=' right on top of our stove-fire...[/quote']Ha, thats the best...that will teach YOU to lol.The sorest thing i'ver ever done is probably stub my toe or walk into the garage door...nothing horrendous springs to mind at all.EDIT: oh no, i once crashed my bike and scraped my knee away to the bone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThE bAsS MeKaNiK Posted April 22, 2005 Report Share Posted April 22, 2005 not doing anything about a sore tooth and then having a hardcore abcess develop. waited sooo long before going to the dentist the abcess was pushing out my tooth(molar btw). when the dentist touched it at checkup i passed out on his chair from the pain. sent me down to surgery v next morning to get it out. never felt so glad to lose a part of my body. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gumpy Posted April 22, 2005 Report Share Posted April 22, 2005 well snapping my lateral knee ligament was pretty sore...was playing football in norway and ended up in a full length leg cast Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan G Posted April 22, 2005 Report Share Posted April 22, 2005 i was stabbed once near the groin which was brutal That didn't happen to be at the same night that Sammat etc were absolutely fucked and running around the basement* "slapping" each other with knives, was it?EDIT:* not the basSment Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonty84 Posted April 22, 2005 Report Share Posted April 22, 2005 1) When I was 14 I fell off a rope swing, dropped about 15 feet, stuck my arms out and both them snapped at once; on my left arm the break was so severe it pierced through the skin. I kid you not. Queue an operation and 6 weeks of "hillarious" slapstick moments involving not being able to use either arm properly.(Yes, I could wipe my arse)2) I was swimming in a pool in Bangor (crap seaside town in Co. Down) and has a snorkel with me. Being a stupid 12 year old I took the rubber mouthpiece off and put the plastic tube in my mouth. I then went under water with said tube in my mouth. A vacuum formed in the tube, forcing it up into my mouth, through my soft palette (the roof of my mouth) and through my nasal cavity. 1" diameter hole in my mouth and wasn't able to breathe through my nose till the hole healed totally.And the funniest part is, I wouldn't even consider myself accident prone. Mike Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Savant Posted April 22, 2005 Report Share Posted April 22, 2005 I once crashed my bmx and got the end of a peg (with the full weight of the bike behind it) across the shin. Took a chunk of skin off. I felt sick for a while afterwards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laxton's Superb Posted April 22, 2005 Report Share Posted April 22, 2005 jesus! a hole in your mouth?you all have such interesting incidents to speak of, me on the other hand, pretty uneventful...maybe this means i will have a spectacular death. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan G Posted April 22, 2005 Report Share Posted April 22, 2005 I once crashed my bmx and got the end of a peg (with the full weight of the bike behind it) across the shin. Took a chunk of skin off. I felt sick for a while afterwards.Craig you woman!You won't eat kidney beans unless they're called 'chilli beans' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hardcore Mel Posted April 22, 2005 Report Share Posted April 22, 2005 when an ex of mine got confused about what olbas oil is used for and applied it directly to my lady bits. that was total agony! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laxton's Superb Posted April 22, 2005 Report Share Posted April 22, 2005 serves you right, you little deviants....what the hell is olbas oil? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Posted April 22, 2005 Report Share Posted April 22, 2005 when an ex of mine got confused about what olbas oil is used for and applied it directly to my lady bits. that was total agony!oh my god.. after the initial pain, did it become totally numb down there?!eek, ya poor lady Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan G Posted April 22, 2005 Report Share Posted April 22, 2005 when an ex of mine got confused about what olbas oil is used for and applied it directly to my lady bits. that was total agony!'scuse my lack of knowledge on the subject - but what's olbas oil (used for)? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Posted April 22, 2005 Report Share Posted April 22, 2005 'scuse my lack of knowledge on the subject - but what's olbas oil (used for)?it's very similar to 'tiger balm'.. the stuff u sniff to clear an EXTREMELY blocked nose, like vics vapour rub, but 100000 times stronger..its makin my eyes water thinkin about it.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest stuartmaxwell Posted April 22, 2005 Report Share Posted April 22, 2005 mel is a dirty wee scavenger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan G Posted April 22, 2005 Report Share Posted April 22, 2005 it's very similar to 'tiger balm'.. the stuff u sniff to clear an EXTREMELY blocked nose' date=' like vics vapour rub, but 100000 times stronger..its makin my eyes water thinkin about it..[/quote']Tiger balm is ace... smells fine!so basically it's like fingering someone with deep heat as opposed to KY. As unpleasant as I put it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hardcore Mel Posted April 22, 2005 Report Share Posted April 22, 2005 serves you right' date=' you little deviants....what the hell is olbas oil?[/quote']hey i didn't ask for it. he told me he was going to surprise me. i was certainly surprised. olbas oil is like vicks vaporub. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve corps Posted April 22, 2005 Report Share Posted April 22, 2005 That didn't happen to be at the same night that Sammat etc were absolutely fucked and running around the basement* "slapping" each other with knives' date=' was it?EDIT:* not the basSment[/quote']luckily no, it was from some cunting ned in peterhead.i am a veteren of a few samat/knive slap fights though, we have video evidence of both a ghurka knife ass slash accident and medical support of said injury involving a pill and much laughter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan G Posted April 22, 2005 Report Share Posted April 22, 2005 Still, i wouldn't necessarily call getting stabbed lucky...I saw the aftermath of said event (i.e. Samat's bleeding arse) the following day or so. He seemed to find it funny, and it's been a great story for me to tell so it wasn't all bad! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flash@TMB Posted April 22, 2005 Report Share Posted April 22, 2005 When I was 13 years old a group of bigger boys fired a 4cm diameter 'gob stopper' from a black widow catapult into my nuts at a range of 25 yards. It was in the school corridor and I was standing with my back to the wall. The missile parted my scrotum, flattened both my balls as it passed between them, and impacted explosively on the wall behind me, driving splinters of hard candy back into my sack through the crotch of my trousers...Now as a result of that accident my balls are the size of space hoppers. Sometimes I wish it had smacked into my cock as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan G Posted April 22, 2005 Report Share Posted April 22, 2005 When I was 13 years old a group of bigger boys fired a 4cm diameter 'gob stopper' from a black widow catapult into my nuts at a range of 25 yards. It was in the school corridor and I was standing with my back to the wall. The missile parted my scrotum' date=' flattened both my balls as it passed between them, and impacted explosively on the wall behind me, driving splinters of hard candy back into my sack through the crotch of my trousers...[/quote']so that's why you have a high-pitched voice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dayeth Posted April 22, 2005 Report Share Posted April 22, 2005 When I was 13 years old a group of bigger boys fired a 4cm diameter 'gob stopper' from a black widow catapult into my nuts at a range of 25 yards. It was in the school corridor and I was standing with my back to the wall. The missile parted my scrotum' date=' flattened both my balls as it passed between them, and impacted explosively on the wall behind me, driving splinters of hard candy back into my sack through the crotch of my trousers...Now as a result of that accident my balls are the size of space hoppers. Sometimes I wish it had smacked into my cock as well.[/quote']hahahahahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flash@TMB Posted April 22, 2005 Report Share Posted April 22, 2005 No that's because I tore my vocal cords screaming. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TASK Posted April 22, 2005 Report Share Posted April 22, 2005 Generaly starting riding a bmx, but hard to choose from these,-A head on collision with a BMW 525 (old school style you know the square ones)-Fractured elbow (YOU HAVE NO IDEA!!!)-Dislocated shoulder, (well when one of the guys relocated it for me using a lampost and a kind of half nelson wrestling move)-Falling off the Vert ramp at the beach while pished with a broken ankle- oh and getting 3 ribs, my nose, my other ankle broken and 17 stiches curtisy of the scary punk bouncers from the 13th note while at the last sepultura gig at the barras,(so much blood was spilt, ooooo the memories...............) - possibly that one actually Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mgrant Posted April 22, 2005 Report Share Posted April 22, 2005 1) When I was 14 I fell off a rope swing' date=' dropped about 15 feet, stuck my arms out and both them snapped at once; on my left arm the break was so severe it pierced through the skin. I kid you not. Queue an operation and 6 weeks of "hillarious" slapstick moments involving not being able to use either arm properly.(Yes, I could wipe my arse)[/quote']I did the very same thing when i was 8 the worst thing was it happened on the first day of the summer holidays, and unlike you i couldnt wipe my own arse for 2 months as the casts were up to my shoulders. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daniel Posted April 22, 2005 Report Share Posted April 22, 2005 about 2 years ago i back flipped off the back of a quad bike at 30mph with no crash helmet, half of my face was toaly fucked but it removed an anoying mole so at least i gained somthing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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