waltz

Dumps like a truck

The new Prince. I'd fuck Prince.

Roma Ro ma ma, Robben oh ma ma, Bayern Munich, what bad defending

Everyone knows this. You are not the only human being that goes to shops.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBWuDhIv9B0

Sunderland have been absolutely twatted. Demolished. Ruined.

Kerala Blasters for me, as well. The lure of Stephen Pearson is too much to resist. Shall we start the Aberdeen Kerala Blasters SC, Soda?

Bring a dessert, have a fight.

You're thinking of that Fight Club. This is a different one.

No filming under any circumstances.

Quick Question: Does anyone want to start a fight club in my shed? Strictly speaking it's my parents' shed, but as long as we take the bikes and the lawnmower out beforehand, it should easily accommodate at least two crouching adults.

Busty Cops When murder most foul threatens to break up the happy world of pornography in California, the LAPD send out their best outfit to go undercover amongst the glitz and baby oil. The Busty Cops trio try to get some answers the only way they know how - that is, very sexually. The special effects (including fingers pointed into a gun shape with an amazing CGI "BANG!" effect) are outstanding, the acting phenomenal and the creative storyline (a murder on the set of a porn? I mean... Woah!) make Busty Cops a treat for all the family. 5/5. [EDIT: I must've watched this at least 7 years ago but that's pretty much what I remember happening. I've not seen a film since then, as I found this film does the job.)

A band called Dads. Was browsing bandcamp and liked the album artwork for 'American Radass (this is important)'. Really cool stuff, quite Kinsellas-y.

IS THAT FUCKING RIGHT, IS IT?

This is a great thread

Wildcard played. Forgot about this and left Sturridge as my captain for ages. Cool!

I've been enjoying the varieties of Troubador beer in recent weeks, specifically Magma and Blonde. Slaapmutske Dry Hop is also up there lately, which is odd because I don't normally go for hoppy beers, but there's a lovely malt taste to it. In terms of Whisky, I drink less nowadays, but I've enjoyed Laphroiag Quarter Cask recently. Fancy dan. A Tennants Extra Cold please, barkeep.

Haha, I'm kidding on. Just fancied being disproportionally horrible about a fairly innocuous post. I do have a dick, it's been voted the 388th best in the county (as of 2012).

God, you're such a dick.

Ok

Cliff Richard U-16s are raring to go.

This is fucking great

It's the guy from Vasa? Fucking hell, met him a few times and thought he was sound