I'm still deciding if footballers being on twitter is a good thing or not. For every pearl from the hands of Southall, there's someone like Ross Barkley going "big win for the lads, delighted with the points #TOFFEES". They're either chronically dull, or completely bizarre. Then there's Xabi Alonso, who now and then puts up his favourite Pavement songs. I love Xabi Alonso.