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Purdey on the Green is better. Go see Paul, tell him Euan sent ya

Was about to make a similar post in Pet Hates

I've certainly changed from 10 years before, because I'm not in school any more.

I can't remember who told me this, but someone 'in the know' once told me that John Souttar had played with Celtic at one point but moved to Dundee United for geographical convenience and the more realistic chance of first-team appearances. HOWEVER, this may be total shite.

I don't rate Ciftci, to be honest. I'd like us to stop signing Dundee United players now, we already got the best ones.

Yes! Nicely done

Liquid Swords is a must.

Homework? No way, nerd! 4REAL though, it's sad. Even when people were arguing about everything, it was still good fun. What else am I meant to do at work? Work?

Why is this website so quiet now? I need this website.

You have to question Kevin Love's motives. Unless he goes to LA, which is meant to be the plan, what's he moving for? He probably has the best chance of fitting in a winning team at the Cavs and only the Cavs. The PF position is pretty strong around the league.

That Celtic kit is a work of art.

interesting, that - Can ahead of Leiva or Milner? Lallana ahead of Milner? Milner? I rate Can very highly.

Firmino. Thoughts? I think if Liverpool were to adapt their best play from last year into something like a 3-4-2-1, it might work. Mignolet Sakho - Lovren - Skrtel/someone better Sterling (?) - Leiva - Henderson - Moreno? Milner? Markovic? Firmino - Coutinho Sturridge (/Ings/Balotelli) That's not a bad side, IMO. Massive question marks as to whether or not they can hold onto Sterling, and the left-wing is a problem position, although I rate Alberto Moreno pretty highly. They need another centre back, for sure. Skrtel is clumsy and seems to be getting worse in the years he should be reaching his prime. Lovren and Sakho will come good, I'm pretty sure. I'm not a Liverpool fan or anything, just think it's an interesting looking team.

First of all, I'd like to welcome hippos and all wildlife onto the forum. Secondly, gigs are way better, anyway! You got a sensible response, wrapped in #bants

Teenagers. They are bad.

So, so great.

Someone, a genuinely fine person that I know, keeps putting up Minion memes on Facebook. Today's highlight is a sad-looking Minion with the words: "Welcome, today's specials are lack of sleep, up too early, and low on patience. Thank you, Please come again". Not only does that make little-to-no sense grammatically, there's also no need for these sentiments to be described by a Minion. I've been forced to watch that film they're in, they're annoying wee cunts, who are far from verbose. Why would a Minion have these feelings? I'm sure I've talked about this before, but we're reaching a Minion crisis. They've replaced "KEEP CALM AND ____" in the 'meaningless, non-sensical sentiment' stakes. Fuck Minions. I wish they were real so I could beat the shit out of them.

Just play gigs. There doesn't have to be a competitive element.

The Ducktails album is absolutely exceptional. I've also been listening to my boys Pinact's album a lot, it's hugely underrated. Should be big big big

You know who hated smoking? Hitler. I can play this game all *wheeze* day *cough* baby

Because they are often activities which happen at the same time. The same wonderful, wonderful time.

That's yer Warriors as NBA champs, then. I'd like to have seen the Cavs win their first ever title, but is there a more likeable coach than Steve Kerr? Not only has he brought the very best out of a fellow dead-eye shooter in Steph Curry, but his rotations have been excellent, and his ability to read opposition is second-to-none. All in all, that was the best season in recent memory, IMO

Just be glad they didn't shag you.

1. Ha, dunno 2. No 3. Who knows?