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If we're doing vegetarian pet hates: restaurants not understanding that parmesan isn't suitable, but putting it in fucking everything and getting huffy when you ask about it. Not that I go out to eat a whole lot, but still. Also, people asking "omgh how do u get ur protein????? HOW CAN U LIVE WITHOUT BACON???? LOL, BAAAACON". Just fuck off. Also 2: Also Harder - the rise of burger joints opening up fucking everywhere. It's not fucking haute cuisine to eat a burger. It's, essentially, a form of sandwich. There is nothing special about sandwiches, however great they are. End this now.

It's really shitty having to deal with this most days, when it's so fucking basic. You are being the opposite of crazy.

The Cavs look absolutely knackered. Last night's game really fizzled out around half-time, Dellevadova's honeymoon period of being a surprise package looks like it's coming to a close, but then, you never know. Great series!

Another great thread. A real meeting of minds.

Mine were all serious. The Sonia Delaunay exhibition at Tate Modern looks quite good, you should go to that.

This is true.

Naughty Jack Ripper

Eat a pie Do a backflip Have a fight with a car "West Ham" There's a film museum and I think it's got Shrek in it, it's good

I'm excited about the standing option. I don't like the squatting either. When I used to go to Church I'd stand the whole time, too. I'd heckle the altar boys, scream "WHAT THE FUCKING HELL ARE YOU" at the candles, that sort of thing. God then cut his losses, and my faith went entirely. But yeah. Safe standing.

The state of his strap, fucking hell.

Can we discuss Yannick Bolasie? I'll start: Yannick Bolasie is an outrageously fun footballer to watch.

yh is thi's guy a fukn idi8 or wot

He won the Eridivise as well, with Twente, IIRC? That's pretty big, no-one really considered them contenders. But now he's a Judas. Boro forever.

Ah, silly me. Or, silly person who was having a go at a Muslim while I was in earshot.

I think it's some kind of sweet reference to Taliban. Lovely term of endearment for Muslims, if the context I heard it in was right. People who put a lot of effort into coining new, racist words should probably reapply all that hard work into not being racist.

you're pure naughty

yes, Euan, it is over two legs.

Rangers, hahahahaha Is this thing over two legs?

I had a quick listen to a couple of tracks and found this pretty interesting. Good voices, I like the sampling, the arrangements are pretty crisp... Good stuff

I'm excited for the Be A Patsy mode on FIFA 16, at least

There's yer FIFA officials being arrested then, at long last.

I'm listening to her album again. Yes.

"I'm eating scrambled egg, with a comb, from a shoe!" But it isn't a quote from Black Books, it's real life.

Joe Kinnear/Dennis Wise dream-team, IMO.