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I've listened to this song "as a joke" so many times that I now genuinely love it. Doesn't deserve to be in this thread.

Always bodily fluids with you

As for this point, I'm not sure how much armageddon has hurt us. Attendances for games against the likes of St. Mirren etc were always never as good as for "big games", that hasn't really changed since The Rangers formed. Sure, the Old Firm game is missed, but Celtic have been in the group stages and beyond in the Champions League since that lot died, I'm not sure that's a sign of "significant hurt". I think we're even paying a living wage to staff now, which is great. Otherwise, Murr, I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

Hmm, I've seen some of that and some of the opposite, plenty of local Celtic fans I know would prefer Aberdeen to do well than most other Premiership (SPL? Whatever it's called now) teams. I think what confused a lot of locals who don't support Aberdeen was the enormous celebrations in Union Street etc after Aberdeen's League Cup win, but Pittodrie never selling out, seemingly. Not that Celtic Park seems to sell-out often nowadays. I'm not really sure what I'm trying to argue any more. Aberdeen being good again is fine. Just as long as they're not better.

I'm glad there's somewhat of a title challenge this year, tbh.

Evander Sno, obviously. Holly Gunnar Solksjaer Eric Rein-Dier Tur-Ki Sung Yeung

Looks like great #banter

This is all useful, thank you!

Obviously I'm mega-biased but this is so great.

I suppose if it was Portals, the party would never have to end.

Where is a good place in Aberdeen to have a birthday party? I no longer have a flat in town, and asking someone else to use theirs seems cheeky. I'm expecting great replies here, folks!

It hurts to lose, but to lose and have Wayne Rooney play well is doubly awful.

Looks like you caught sick rhyming ability as well though

Sacramento have been surprisingly good this season. Rudy Gay is just monstrous. Great player.

People who say 'anti-social' when they mean 'unsociable'. I've probably said this before but it continues to annoy me.

REAL GOOD

The kind of person that wears a half-and-half top

IRONY METER EXPLODES This must've been the longest I've been on this forum without you posting a sarcastic or antagonistic reply to anything I've said.

Ace-ic: the strings from 'Thong Song' are a sample of 'Eleanor Rigby'.

She got dumps like a truck, truck, truck

Baby move the butt. Butt, butt