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Robbie Savage is by far the most annoying prick I've ever seen on MOTD. I've always liked Alan Handsome, I'll be sad when he goes. It'd be great to have football journalists involved rather than ex-pros with the charisma of a shelf.

Thanks for the translation Frosty Jack. That makes far more sense now.

I still don't understand.

I don't understand this post at all. What happened?

They're pretty good, yep. The recordings are aaaaalright with this guy.

Because it's saving you from yourself. You're still super young. Go do things. Have a laugh with people.

Pet hate: living outside of a city again. Shit's boring, y'all

...? That's like seeing someone fall over in the street and saying to them "That's a shame, normally I don't fall over".

Dunno about that - City conceded very few goals last season, and have bought cover and experience in Demichelis. New defenders weren't really the priority. Also, not sure which players you mean that weren't needed. Fernandinho is a much more mobile option in the centre of midfield who gives the excellent Yaya Toure more space and time to roam (as he likes to do, to great affect), while Navas provides the width City lacked under Mancini. Jovetic and Negredo will try to give them the goals that Balotelli and Tevez might've got 'em. While yes, they pay crazy prices for players, their signings are all necessary from a tactical perspective. I thought they did their transfer business very well indeed. Chelsea bought Eto'o who is still a total beast.

I still don't get the Bale fee. If I was naming my top 10 players in modern football, Bale would struggle to make it.

Definitely for the best

why though

why though

Reading through 'Death of a Naturalist' by Seamus Heaney. RIP. I was genuinely just talking about how great he was a few days ago. Very sad news.

Never in doubt.

I can't see us going through tonight either, which is pretty embarrassing. Van Dijk was originally bought to partner Kelvin Wilson, who won me over last season with some phenomenal performances. So, Van Dijk's now partnering Muyoukolo, who's shite. It's not looking good.

Oi, I'm vegetarian, and besides, with there only being two of us, we'd face a real battle withholding food from anyone. Eating most of something does sound like me though.

Graham, by all accounts you are a total don and your posts on here are always good.

Ah, good to see you've gone down the Sociedad pun route as well. xxxx

While we're talking sexy footballers:

Seriously man, fuck those guys!

My cousin is a handsome guy, about to start University, and is musically talented on multiple instruments. He can also grow facial hair. I just watched Shaolin Soccer with some apple vodka. Where is the justice

Absolutely none of your business

Moving out of a flat. BT. Fucking BT. And Hydro. Having no money.