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Can everyone see my "1 Warning Point" message under my avatar or just me? It's from when I was really bored and kept posting quotes from the Fugitive in threads for a laugh. I realise the folly of my ways.

It's also a great confidence thing. I've found that I'm better at conversing and feel more at ease in large groups from having played shows. Considering how laughably nervous I am now regardless, this is probably a funny post to some folks. Also I fuckin' shred and it's great fun.

It's a way of expressing myself sexually without having to use my disgusting penis

Don't see the need. Cover bands suit people who can't really be arsed looking for new music, IMO

I will happily take you to the good pubs of Stonehaven.

Do you have some kind of emotional investment in Stonehaven Amusements, Jake?

It's furniture. If you define where you live by the availability of mass-produced furniture, you're a fucking idiot.

I've heard that band. Would you ever reform? For a one-off show?

Stonehaven amusements. You want a game of pool? Easy done. You want to play a bizarre game where you catch bee-coloured balls (lol) with a plastic net? No problem sir. Fancy a football match from 1997? Over here, lads. Sega Rally? Drive away, monsieur. She'll be in love with you quicker than you can say "This place has a horrible stale nicotine smell and the snippets of 70-80s pop hits repeat over and over again".

"Just Hangin' Out" by Damien Carter. Then watch the film "Birdemic" All the best

this will be nice

This is true I didn't know you were friends with Marcus, he's the best guy.

PLEASE LINK ME TO YOUR COMMENTS SOMEHOW

Whenever I see this name I think "...Pinky, try to take over the world."

Quick question Where are you nowadays, Phillipeupraxia?

such a waste of horses

You smothered me in swaddling clothes and put me in a manger I wasn't happy

You can do whatever you like, sonny. Just leave my family alone. I'm trying to get my family back.

Quite right, too

Aaaand as long as I've got my suit and tie...

Run the Jewels is brilliant. Can't believe it's a free download.

Probably been covered before, but people who get their political opinions from Bill Hicks. Don't get me wrong, I'm as bleeding-heart pinko PC lefty as it gets so a lot of Hicks' extremely obvious opinions ring true to me but repeatedly shouting "IT'S A CONSPIRACY" at everything is annoying as fuck. Nothing like paranoid rhetoric from someone with terrible facial hair and the stale smell of rollies. Like, I just wanna get this orgy started, stop telling me about the JFK assassination.