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Also, I can see the appeal of Liverpool to Klopp - big city, passionate supporters, opportunity to make a historically great club competitors again, plenty of budget and an onus on attacking football. Nobody knows Jurgen Klopp like I do. No-one. He's sitting with me right now, saying "Man, I sure do love Aberdeen-Music, Shutterspeed 4 Lyf".

Even for a stadium tour?

Klopp to Liverpool is nailed on, IMO. Would be very surprised to see him go elsewhere. That's if Brendan's sacked at all, bearing in mind all of this talk of stability and 'projects' (shudder) etc etc, there's no way of telling just yet. But yeah - if Brendan goes, Klopp'll be in. I'm pretty certain of that.

Ancelotti back to AC Milan, I reckon. Inzaghi's been pretty dire, and that team needs saved. But Christ, Perez's policy of total impatience with managers regardless of how well they've done is totally abhorrent. Florentino Perez is a wasteman. There, I said it.

My manager of the year is Garry Monk. What a job he's done despite his inexperience and having Bony nicked off him. My favourite player, NOT SAYING THE BEST, this season has been Emre Can. During that brief time Liverpool were doing well, he was a monster - great on the ball, good eye for a pass and a tough tackler. I think Tevez has had a fantastic season, I'd put him up there with Suarez.

Bizarrely, I prefer the Eastern conference, although everything about it says I shouldn't. No idea why.

It's weird that a LeBron-led team is so likeable. I was disappointed they beat the Bulls but on this form, and the depth on their bench, they look like they could take their first NBA title. This season has been great. My favourite element of it has probably been either the Hawks doing well, the Clippers looking like proper title contenders even after the Sterling debacle, or Schumpert being on a winning team. One of those three. Shout out to Mozgov by the way. I'm a fan.

Confession: I can't really get into fantasy or sci-fi at all. I include in this stuff like Game of Thrones, Star Wars, Star Trek, Lord of the Rings, all that stuff. It's not like I don't have an imagination, I just can't deal with elves and ewoks and all that patter. I just prefer convincing stories. Does that make me dense, or...? That said, I like 'The Metamorphosis' even though it's entirely bizarre. And surrealism I can deal with. Just not GoT or whatever.

JME's 'Integrity>' is on heavy rotation at Case Del Sadness/Euan

That's yer Harry Shearer away, then. Is the Simpsons gonna die? Seems like they'd lose their best non-family characters without big Harry. This is not a quote from the popular animated programme 'The Simpsons'

Tories.

That would've been far better and I am sorry.

Thanks It was spinach But thanks <3

Hot rock action

I feel bad. There's a guy who always posts selfies, regardless of the occasion. When it's sunny, when he's happy, when it rains, when there is a dog around. Just all the time. I put one up yesterday saying "look at the snow!" because everyone was taking pictures of the snow, but really it was just a picture of me. Just a wee laugh. Taking the piss. Saw the guy today, and he's a really nice dude. Should I feel like a bad person? Signed, Anxious in Aberdeenshire

"Thinker"

HE PLAYS FOR LEYTON ORIENT?! Jeezo. He was bad at Liverpool but he's been alright at other big clubs, Leyton Orient is a gigantic step down for him. Oh aye, and the shoplifting...

They do, that's inarguable.

I love the Jerry Lawler idea. It's a shame, really. I thought he's always come across as a total dude, but he's more of a zoom-zoom-zoomer than a va-va-voomer nowadays. 'Zoomer' is an insult. That was really fucking forced.

That was Fountains of Wayne, m8. It's annoying that there are bits of my degree I can't remember, but I remember who did that fucking abomination of a song.

their cover of 'A Little Respect' certainly was audible

IT IS

Isn't it Jake? Jake? Isn't it? Jake?

Yeah, it's a strange and unsettling feeling.