Lucius

Stevenson Motors of Inver rooooo reeeeeeeeeeeee!

I downloaded it on Xbox and had a quick go. I say quick but it took ages for it to set up a match....I almost gave up. I played as the Alien. The controls for climbing on the walls are a bit disorientating at first but soon found myself scurrying round jumping on people from the roof. Great fun. The Marines seem to be weak as fuck and everytime I saw a Predator I just had to leg it. Best bit are the grab moves. If you manage to do it you are treated to a cool cinematic style death scene from your characters POV. The first time it happened I didn't know what was going on and found myself on the recieveing end of a gorgeous looking uppercut from a Predators retractable claw.

I imported a saved character from ME1 this morning. All it seemed to do was change some parts of the story depending on who I saved or killed and starts me off with a shit load of resources. Also i noticed a message on a loading screen telling me I can upload my character to Mass Effect 3.

I was just in a supermarket and I asked an assistant if they had Tuna Steaks. A simple question. I'm standing in the fish section, I can't see any but thought I would ask anyway. The assistant then directs me to the canned food aisle. This is partially my own fault for choosing a inferior local mini supermarket but it still pissed me off.

Completed it yesterday morning and instantly started a new playthru. Went through first time being nice to everyone, this time I'm being a right cunt!

They make most of there money from conference rooms. The climbing just seems to be there to provide interesting views out of there meeting room windows. I was there for a conference a few years ago.

Christ knows what there going to do with it? It is impressive though, I use to work in Seafield House and on a few occassions I managed to get out onto the roof I always made a point of having a wee look into the quarry. Whoever buys it is going to have a tough time cleaning it up. Appartently the equipment used to excavate it was just left in there and is now underwater. There was word of plans to use it for Diver training but it was deemed too dangerous.

People who feel the need to write laughter on Facebook updates that are supposedly funny. For example: "Bahaahaa"

He was dressed as Ned Flanders wasn't he? I spotted him but never posted it. I have never been spotted anywhere by anyone from here but that's mainly because I hardly ever go out.

Job website search engines!! Since when has London been within 15 miles of Aberdeen!

If you search for the user xthemusic you will find all news/games and screen wipes as he has uploaded them all. Also he has them all queued up as playlists which is handy.

I beg you, make this game! I need it!

I had that same pet hate a few weeks ago but would like to add to it. People who feel the need to comment, "First" on Youtube videos. Absolute Cunts!!

I like to think that the brown cat laying on the floor is just looking on thinking, "show-off wanker!"

If they want a war, they will get one!! lol I have calmed down a bit now but I still hate them all.

I hate every single one of my bastard neighbours!! I have to go pick up my turkey this morning but my car is stuck in the snow. Each and everyone of those fuckers were looking out of there windows watching me struggle and not one of them offered to help. One of them, a particularly disgusting piece of human excrement was even laughing at my predicament. Eventually, consumed by rage, I stormed inside while giving aforementioned piece of shit the finger. As Ebineezer Scrooge once said, "Fuck christmas!"

Cobra Kai! Lucky is still complaining about not winning best newcomer last year. They lost by one vote. I have lost count of how many times he brings this up in conversation.

Loving CANABALT. Managed to get 3285m on my second go.

Falling asleep when I'm suppose to be going to Drummonds to see a gig then waking up at 4am. Yet another night off ruined by my shitty work induced irregular sleeping pattern. Also falling asleep with hair gel on and waking up looking like a character fom Dragon Ball Z.

A couple of people I follow on Twitter mentioned this but couldn't find confirmation anywhere.

People who post comments on youtube videos. Ok, not the helpful comments that actually provide feedback but the comments that are just a bit of the video you just watched typed out in text. Fecking pointless!!

3 Pet hates for me today: 1: My payday tomorrow but I'm off today with no cash. 2: My toilet seat broke when I went the bathroom this morning and I can't afford to buy a new one until tomorrow. 3: The shard of plastic that punctured my left buttock as I sat down onto my toilet seat.

People who order a taxi then complain it's not there within 2 minutes! I feel like screaming at them. They just ordered a taxi to come to a hotel in Dyce and take them home....it's a Friday night, where do they think all the taxis are? Hmm let me think? ?( Yeah that's right! In the town centre, miles away....quite a bit longer than a 2 minute drive. Sit down, be patient and never bother me again!!! I'm really not the best person to be working in hospitality.

Signed!

The Lost Boys springs instantly to my mind. Lost Boys 2 is ok too. Watch a little bit into the credits for a cool extra scene. Do not however watch A Vampires Kiss with Nicholas Cage. It's garbage soaked in tramps piss!