Lucius

Yeah I probably should have sorry. We didn't really give anything away though...wasn't it obvious you were going to have to shoot the Captain at some point? Even if it wasn't in the storyline I had still planned on shooting him at some point.

God damn! Now you actually made me look forward to the next time one of them calls. Typically there has not been 1 call to my house today. I normally just have a little rant at them because I work nights and they have disturbed me.

It teases you on the load screen by showing you level 31 on the EXP bar. Damn them! Just finished the missions now and it's a huge disappointment. The Alien Captain died from 1 shot to the head. Wish I had saved my points and bought the Spinal Tap pack for RockBand instead.

Anyone else downloaded Mothership Zeta? I'm liking it so far but the enemies are pretty weak.

Your own puke or someone elses? o_O

Is it coincidence that every time they set up in Dyce I get unexpected visitors trying to sneak in the back door of the hotel I work in. Bastards!

spot-on Anyone who pronounces it dah-ta should be sent to elocution lessons....or be electrocuted.

People who mispronounce the word data. This is hard to explain in writing but I will try. It should be pronounced data as in the guy from Star Trek and not pronounced daataa. There was a movie on last night and I just switched on the TV during a scene where 2 actors were discussing the data they had recieved. Each actor pronounced it differently and it just got on my nerves.

Just watched last nights episode on the Iplayer. Words cannot express how much I love this show.

Lucius Shitface I'm so slow I keep getting my ass kicked. I have got a heap of weapons but everyone dodges them. I am completely addicted to this thing though.

Oooohh you a bad man!

I'm changing my Thumbs up / thumbs down rating system to a star rating. So I give The Wrestler: **** I love this film. I know what you mean about the ending but I felt it was there best option. The only other option to give it a realistic ending which sadly would have meant Larry being found dead in his car from heart failure or overdosing on pain medication. Which for a while was actually happening quite a lot in the wrestling world. I don't think they could have ended the movie on a downer like that.

When I first started working the boss knew I wanted to join the police so he called me Taggart. A few weeks later the guy who played Taggart died so my boss thought that was disrespectful, so he started calling me Columbo instead. There are still people I talk to 16 years later that don't know my real name and just call me Columbo.

When I heard his voice through the door I got all excited, wondering if I was hearing things lol. Now I'm going to be constantly watching for a Dyson cameo.

God damn episode 4 was good! Good to see Gatiss turning up.

I remember seeing Lee and Herring years ago at the Music Hall during there Fist of Fun tour. The audience consisted of me, my mate and about 5 other people. They didn't really bother doing there act and just talked bollocks for an hour instead. (Wait?....Maybe that was there act?) It was still good. Edit: Maye it wasn't the music hall. It might have been at the Theatre. I can't remember.

Just watched the first 2 episodes on the iPlayer. Its amazing. So dark and disturbing. My favourite bit so far is the murder mystery bit where Dave has written on the wall in shit.

Nice idea but i have the distinct impression it was some kind of head injury that caused her to be that loud in the first place. Also I don't own a paperweight. Which is another reason I can't open the window as all my important documents will be blown everywhere.

I work nightshift and trying to sleep in this heat is unbearable. Also add to this my nextdoor neighbour who is sitting in her back garden. She seems unable to communicate in anything but earsplitting screams and shouts. So not only is it too hot to sleep I can't open the window because of the noise.

The Lever Rifle has become my weapon of choice. I have a slightly more powerful version i found somewhere. It has a differnt name as well but I can't remeber what right now. Not very useful I know. It is a decent sized map there just doesn't seem to be much in it. Also I was just a bit disappointed at how easy the main quest was.

He did. I just got a message from my friend who saw it happen.

Downloaded it this afternoon but didn't have much time to play it. Only thing worth mentioning is that I killed a huge guy that looked like Sloth from The Goonies. I never liked The Goonies so I was quite pleased.

I had a look at some of the reviews on IMDB. Turns out it's one of those you either love it hate it films. I definetely hate it.

This is pretty good fun and will help me avoid work on nightshift tomorrow. Lucius_Shitface My Brute

Quite possibly the worst film I have ever had the misfortune to see!