Lucius

I just want to know if anyone has a perverted sense of humour like mine? One of my all time favourite things is to see a child drop an ice cream cone or any kind of food and to watch the expressions on ther face change. Happiness at having ice cream, expressionless as an unexpected event sends it spinning through the air, shock as they suddenly realise what has occurred, confusion as they stand paralised gazing at the mess of icecream and wafer at there feet. Finally the face starts to crinkle as if aging at an extreme rate. The lip starts to quiver. Tears roll down there face. They look around for someone to comfort them. They see me bent double laughing my ass off. Im a sick MFer and i love it.

Got my copy ordered from amazon. I hated the idea of Harry Potter for years. Here was a book that got millions of kids reading again and they went and made films...... Hmm whats a kid going to do? Read or watch a DVD. I know from personal experience. Many a book report when i was at school was based on a book that i could just watch instead. I only started reading HP coz a hot girl at work recommended them. I thought it would be good to share a common interest (of course i just thought this would give me a better chance of pulling said scrumpet...alas no). Im totally hooked now. I was planning on reading them all again before the new one comes out but im engrossed in American Psycho at the moment.......slightly different Genre.

People, who when you mention the word wrestling jump in really quickly and say "its all fake you know?"..............Really is it?? I had no idea! You could have broken that news a little more gently. News flash Coronation St. and Eastenders are fake yet millions of people cry like babies when a character gets killed off..Hell people send in get well cards. Well people, guess what THEY ARE FAKE TOO!! Oh and i hate people who put empty sweet wrappers backint he box of sweets.

People who cant control there damn kids in public. By all means let them run rampage through your own house but i swear 1 more kid gets in my way and im kicking there asses. Oh and people who in queues feel the the need to make small talk with complete strangers. A guy tried this with me in asda a longtime ago. He said something he thought was funny and did that stupid little laughing thing. I did a huge pause then a huge fake laugh....stopped laughing just as suddenly looked directly at him and said quite simply but sternly "Get away from me". Much to the shock and amusement of my mum who was standing behind me.

Dick Actually when the girls at work call me Big Dick i do get a kind of perverted thrill out of it. I should have dressed as Big Dick Dudley for smackdown. As a tribute (i didnt know he was dead!).

Aaarrgghhh Its just richard backwards and i think it looks cool. I hate my name can you blame me for trying to make it interesting. You try going through life with the name Richard. Constantly having new people call you dick when you introduce yourself and the saying "only joking"..Bastards

Its not my fault i look stupid!! Thats me dressed as Bubba Ray Dudley. The reason i look stupid is that i was trying to look hard but the glasses didnt fit are were slipping off my face. Honestly i normally look cool as fudge just not at that moment in time. Plus its really hard to look good in purple tiedye. At least i made an effort unlike Farooq!!! Elwoods hair that night looked more like William Regals than John Cenas. Oh and when my hairs gelled i look nothing like Matt Morgan!!!