Lucius

Pity it doesnt count but when i turned 13 Bring your Daughter to the Slaughter was number 1 Now thats a life anthem!!

No wait i fucked up i checked when i was 16...Doh!! Not much better when i turned 18 Earth Song by Michael Jackson in the uk and One Sweet Day by Mariah Carey and Boyz 2 Men in the us I cant escape that bitch Mariah

i really wish i hadnt checked my "life anthem" Twist and Shout by Chaka Demus & Pliers in the uk and Hero by Maraih Carey in the us God damn that sucks

Mull of Kintyre by Wings in the uk Baby Come Back by Player in the usa Cool!!! One year later and it would have been YMCA by the Village People...how good would that have been!!

I agree that ROH isnt in the same league as ECW. Im a huge Raven fan and the best match i saw him in in the WWE was on heat against Loki and i instantly became a huge mark for Loki. He jobbed out to a lot of people on Heat but that match was amazing. Lots of give and take and a great finish. Loki tried an enziguri which Raven countered then flipped him hooking him over the ropes then straight into the evenflow DDT. Fantastic!! Loki rocks! Samoa Joe on the other hand just plain sucks!!!!

Holy Shit!!!!! Matt Freakin Hardy!!! I called it though...i text Elwood at the start of RAW with my theory that all the shit Matts been posting on his site is a total swerve and he will be back in the WWE soon. Commentary was great. They really sold it like it was real by just not mentioning it and trying to get on with business as usual while looking a bit flustered. Interestingly WWE must have started a business relationship with ROH which can only be a good thing. Noticed the ROH sign in the crowd which the security guys didnt try and confiscate and of course Matt yelling about his ROH debut. Im guessing he is going to win there title and appear on RAW with it in a kind of ECW invasion thing that they use to do.

Havent seen him for a while but remember that dude that use to stand near the lion statue on schoolhill with all the army gear on spouting political bollocks......i hate him. And that guy from the Word of Life church who was outside M&S with his microphone yelling about jesus. I hate him and jesus. That weird gypsy woman who tries to sell you bits of heather she has just pinched from the duthie park. Those people who sit round the back of the statue on the corner of union st. and rosemount because they know the CCTV cant see them and drink buckfast and Tennents Super at 7am. The Homeless....not the real homeless but the ones who get taxis to there pitch and sit there under a perfectly clean laundered blanket pretending to have no money but you can plainly see that they have just had there hair done and you know it cost a bomb.

I agree but we all know why this piece of crap is gettin a push dont we!! Daddy owns the company so pretty much like Triple H we are stuck with the cunt. Whats with that stupid firework thing from his guitar. If theres one thing that WWE gets right its wrestlers entrances. Oh and that stupid 6 sided ring has to go. DISCLAIMER: Before i get someone shouting at me for grouping Trips with JJ may i just say that HHH is a great performer and JJ isnt fit to clean his boots. Im just getting the point across that even when HHH is past it we will still have to watch him because he married the bosses daughter.

No fucking way. To echo the comments of someone earlier i turned out just fine without any need fror military service. Whereas my cousin who was a quiet shy guy before he joined the army and then got put in military prison for choking out new recruits with a belt and forcing them to perform sexual acts on each other. Also some other people i have known that have been in the army have been the most fucked up people i have ever met.

Im in SHOCK The Dudleys gone? Surely there was something they could have done with them. What are the writers thinking. I havent been this pissed off since they split them up and Don became a Reverend. As for Maven...dont let the door hit you on the way out dude! Joy Giovani...was she the stupid one who did interviews? If it is im even more upset about her being fired. I am very clear on the fact thati think the tits and ass on WWE is unneccessary but she was hot as hell. (as im writing this i have learned its not the one i like so its ok Fire her sorry ass). Mordecai....i liked this guys gimmick..pity they made him lose to Rey Mysterio....it was all down hill form there. Matt Morgan.....that will teach him for stealing my face.....good looking bugger though! Gangrel.....never a huge fan of his but consider this...his contract was started at the same time as Visceras who as we all know is a large immobile piece of crap that stiks up TV everytime he is on......Gangrel has to be better than him...hell Chris Masters is beter than Viscera Oh and whats with Big Vis and that move where he humps the guys ass??? Heres a few of ideas for Vinnie Mac: 1: You want to save money? How about not doing stupid time wasting Diva searches! 2: Stop paying Hulk Hogan to come on and do his little puppet show and letting him get free advertising whatever he is trying to sell this week. If you are going to put him on TV lets just have him standing on the ramp getting kicked in the face by HBK for 2 hours...now thats entertainment. 3: Sack Chris Masters.....news flash no one cares. Let someone break out of his Master Lock (dude its a full nelson get over yourself) and then ditch this dude fast. His gimmick..he has muscles......there is a locker room full of guys with muscles none of which he is fit to be in the same ring as. 4: The Bashams...nuff said 5: JR and Jerry" the king" Lawler Ok you cant get totally rid of JR because he is or was VP of talent or something like that but at least get rid of them from commentary. We have heard the same crappy cliches from these 2 assclowns for far too many years. To quote Owen Hart RIP "enough is enough and its time for a change". Ok no.5 wouldnt help the financial situation but in my opinion it just had to be said.

the only thing missing from the film was the noise the aliens weapons made. If you have seen the old film the noise they used there still freaks me out. They totally should have used it. oh and not to be picky but how does a guy who lives in a messy shitty house and works a fairly crap job afford a rolex?

just got home from seeing war of the worlds. it rocks as for the ending. exactly what i expected. i remember seeing the old film and loving it so im not disappointed at all. The end for some may be crap but coz it stays true to the old film im happy. Dunno anyhting about the book always gonna read it and never have.

Brutus the Barber Beefcake Meat The Ding Dongs (tag team and american cake thingy) Sugar Shane Helms

Yeah once. Use to play darts for the Rosemount Bar. We had to go in for a match. Lets just say as soon as we walked in we knoew we werent going to dare try and win. The guy we were playing against threw nails not darts.

Wendy RICH Ter Percy Pringle im shit at this it took me 30 minutes to think of those 2

Damn I grew up watching countdown. I cant believe it. If there is a heaven he is sitting at his desk wearing the worst tie ever with god sitting in dictionary corner.

Hogan does maybe 3 moves in a match ..if your lucky and is probably the most boring wrestler i have ever seen. Legend...No Lucky to be in the right place at the right time....Yes I hate Hacksaw coz of a match i saw him in in WCW.e ran down to the ring with his 2X4 and started laying people out. He then had to stop and bend his FOAM RUBBER 2X4 back into shape because it had bent. Oh and he has no gimmick other than he is american. Woopdeedoo Ultimate Warrior is shit too. Apparently "Queering dont make the world work". Yeah well neither does your shit shaking the rope thing. Running to the ring isnt exciting and the big splash is only an impressive move if the person doing it is like 300 pounds+.

Drunk guests who disturb my skiving at work. Trying to watch a Ric Flair DVD last night and they wont leave me alone. Guests who walk in look at the bar notice the wet floor signs, notice the lights are off and the shutters are down then turn to me and say "Is the bar closed?" WHAT DO YOU THINK BRAINIAC!!!! My Girlfriend (sometimes) Alcohol...how can it make you feel so good one minute and so shitty the next. People who think that just because you wear a shirt and tie and work in an office that you dont work as hard as them because they work with there hands. Wankers who go to the gym and stay for a shitty little 20 minute work out once a month and look great whereas i go in for 2 hours 3 times a week and look shit. (this is why i gave up and now look even more shit) Fat people who tell you that they are happy being fat...Liars The woman in the insurance advert who says "Babble you with science" Its Baffle you stupid bitch!!! Barbera Windsor Die Bitch Die Doctor Who Wesley Crusher from Star Trek The Next Generation....such a pussy The Wonder Years People who dont like Star Wars Fake Tramps who pretend to be homeless but get taxis to the places they sit and beg. That stupid stripy hair thing that women are doing now Insomnia Buying an album for a new band that you had heard a couple of songs and liked them enough to buy it only to find out that the other 12 tracks are complete piss Learning 3 chords, learning a new one and instantly forgetting the first one. I suck. Think im gonna take up dominos instead. The fact that every channel has its adverts at the same time now. I preferred it in the good old days when you could have a swift look at other programmes. Now all i get is a swift look at various adverts. Thats not cool!! People who think im gay because i occasionally wear nail varnish. I just like it! Corned Beef The Simpsons.....i never thought i would hate them but here we are. Tap Water Hacksaw Jim Duggan Hulk Hogan

What do you think about the rumour/ weird betting thing that happened saying JK is killing off Dumbledore? I hope not. What about Sirius what do we think happened to him? Im pretty sure he will be back somehow.

dont like ice cream

i cant help it i just find it really hilarious. Hey it happened to me as a kid and im sure it has happened to everyone. Why not rejoice in the fact as i do and just try and ignore the emotional scarring.