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My cousin was in the army and got his name in the paper for choking a new recruit with a belt and forcing others perform sexual acts on each other infront of a room full of other recruits. Up until this point i had always been the black sheep of the family but i have no idea what to do to beat that. I have met mother of the bass player from The Darkness. Jim Leighton worked for me for a day. I talked o opne of the Proclaimers during the warm up to his gig at the music hall. He was wnadering about in the crowd and i think i was the only person who noticed him. I have met Robbie Shepherd. My cousin plays in some scottish band thats led by some famous scottish music guy but i cant remember his name. Shelton Benjamin the wrestler got really pissed off when he saw my sign at the AECC. Elwood was holding it up though. He was doing his good guy bit when he spotted the sign that read "Shelton is a Little Bitch" His expression changed and he stomped off to the other corner. We laughed like fuck. then he won his match and celebrated on every corner except the one near us. Sorry to any shelty fans who stood near us. Same night my mate Stu got a reaction from Chtristian for his "Christian is my Hero" sign. Oh and apparently i look like Matt Morgan who has now been sacked. My ex Girlfriend went to school with the lead singer of Killing Heidi....yeah i have no fucking idea who they are either other than they are Australian. I have met Gorbachevs wife. (hope i spelled that correctly) I have had a picture published in a little shitty coffee table book of crap. I got a free copy and my pictures the best thing in it.

Elwood...tust you to find that. BTW did anyone else go to the KY jelly site and try and get the free sample of KY warming gel? I did and im still bloody waiting.

my gamertag is drahcirv1 i have no imagination

no dont know any of them. it was a long time ago that i worked there.

I dont thinks hes dead dude

Few pints of Guiness followed by Gin and Tonics or Vodka and Cranberry Juice Repeat until unable to walk

True, Peter Andre is the kind of scum that proves that abortion is a good idea. TPBM has had sex with someone over 60 years old.

Jimmy is cool and mikey "coconuts" is a great laff i often see him out and about in the van. Bloody hell Fix is still there. He must have been there over 10 years. I think i was 15 or 16 when i started and he had been there for a while before me. Is he still a virgin? Hes called Fix coz Sean the old Shrub Area Manager decided that when he started he looked a bit like a junkie in need of his next Fix.

53% im a happy and well adjusted hetero man ....apparently Im not sure if im happy about that or not?

Tomato crisps are great. Many years ago i would have said Pickled Onion Monster Munch but they are crap not as they have shrunk. (old man rant ahoy) In my day they were huge, you could survive for 3 weeks on one packet now there just piddly wee crappy fake monster munch.....whew i feel better now.

I hate the thought of drowning or being buried alive so i think i would have to go with a nice quick decapitation.

In my opinion Orville wins. I saw Keith Harris and Orville in Southport years ago and Orville said Fuck so that makes him better than Tony Blair who i have never heard say Fuck.

Im not Irish but i do love a good tattie and yes im a cunt!

False- got a couple of days off and i work nightshift anyway. TPBM has had a concussion

Guess its true ..the best things come to those who wait.

False never had a rabbit but did cry when my dog died TPBM likes a nice cup of tea before bed

False have no intention of going to Wales and as soon as i can be bothered i may head to Ireland TPBM loves picking scabs

Should have left when i did instead of trying to chat up Carla and Nina!! Only took me 10 more minutes than usual.

True and i dumped my last Girlfriend by email TPBM cant drive

I read it on Rajah.com almost a week ago and its all true. Earls been a bad boy and Daves out the door too.