Lucius

all im favour say aye.....AYE

Aw dude i look shit in that picture. Looked much better later on when i got frustrated and let you pour blood all over my face.

My favourite bit was when he said fuck. Actually the "Go fist yourself!!" comment did make me chuckle.

Yeah his Lightsaber is cool. I have the Mace Windu Purple one but decided not to go as a Jedi for 2 reasons. 1: There will be heaps of people out as Jedis and 2: I didnt want to risk my lightsaber getting damaged.

you fat bastard

to be fair the guy who was the crow with the straight jacket was slightly different

did u havea red bandana on coz i think i did see u. i saw about 3 lazarous, 200 crows, 30 ghostbusters and a rubiks cube.

I spotted Elwood as i was standing nest to him all night. My Vampire Priest costume was ruined by my fake teeth falling to bits but luckily Elwood was there to pour copius amounts of fake blood over me thus producing Zombie Priest. Although the end result just left me looking like i had been kicked in the face several times. Saw Gumpy dressed as Papa Lazarou but i didnt buy any pegs. Lots of really cool ghostbusters out tonight but the best was the 2 guys dressed as the beastie boys in the intergalactic video. Of course the Zombie Golfer and Priest were 10 times beter coz it was us.

a few years ago i went out dressed as the Crow. I thought i looked so cool. the make up, long coat, black nails big boots everything. Unfortunately it was around the time of Robbie Cunt Williams releasing Let Me Bore....sorry Entertain you. So everyone thought i was dressed as him. Turds!! This year Vampire Priest. Lets see Robbie fuck that one up.

I use to work in Seafield House and we had a Phantom Shitter. Every couple of days the Cleaning supervisor could be heard swearing loudly as he walked down the corridors as someone else had discovered a pile of shit on the floor in a random toilet. The culprit was never found as they never used the same toilet twice. One time the person had also smeared shit on the wall of the cubicle. On an unrelated note we did also find a huge stash of pornmags in one of the ground floor toilets, hidden above the ceiling tiles.

changed it to Joe he has been in my mums ex-bosses house. He didnt know it was Joe Bowie and was talking about music and looking at cds. He is a huge fan of Bowies and asked Joe if he liked him. Apparently he just laughed his ass of until someone explained to the guy who he was.

Tell me about it. My names Richard and my last names Cockburn. Its pronounced Coburn and i hate that Richard can be shortened to Dick. The end result was me getting the shit kicked out of me at school and taunted my entire life but im not bitter. Thanks a fucking bunch Mum and Dad.

I knew a family who named there kids depending on the weather on the day they were born. 3 girls called Misty, Gale and Dawn. I pointed out to them that Dawn isnt a weather but a time of day but they didnt seem to understand.

Knowing Elwood probably not although he did get paid today.

Sounds good dude i need a warm up for tomorrow night.

I bought the DS the day it came out and other than a few games of Zoo Keeper i have just played all my old GBA games on it. So in essence i have wasted 100 quid. I was tempted by the PSP but i too have just gone off the whole handheld gaming thing.

Surely thats overkill on Gods part. Im sure that maybe just making it a bit windy and a splash or 2 of rain might have put them off having a gay pride march. Maybe smite them with a plague of Impotence for half an hour. Just a suggestion.

i met Ray Charles but not the hugely famous singer but the Ray Charles who was Cove Rangers Goal Keeper about 10 years ago. I was working in a garden centre at the time and a reporter came i and asked to speak to Ray Charles. We slaged him off for about 30 minutes until the manager said he knew who he was talking about. Apparently he is also a rep for the Double glazing/conservatory company next door.....oops! I also met Ron Jeremy the porn star in Melbourne. Famous for having a huge cock and may i say also the biggest fattest fingers i have ever seen.

mammal. fin.

I went to Northfield Academy. On the day i left i promised never to associate with any of the scumbags that had attended that school. So that rules out starting a career in the police, being a prison guard or anything to do with drug rehabilitation. Did that come across as a wee bit bitter? Disclaimer: There were about 6 decent people i met during my time there and 2 of the teachers were ok. Just thought i would mention it before before i alienate anyone who may be of value as i am a social parasite.

I was in a room 517 of the hotel i work in. My first week and was just helping out housekeeping. I felt really short of breath and my chest was really tight and my vision went a bit funny. i left the room and i felt fine. Tought nothing of it and went back in. Minutes later the feelings came back. I told one of my colleagues and they just thougth i was taking the piss because i didnt want to make beds. I spoke to the HK manager and she said that 517 is suppose to be haunted and she had felt the same thing several times. Also she had seen a tall man through the glass on the fire door half way along the fifth floor corridor. She pushed the door open and noone was on the other side and there was noone but her in the corridor. I hate the fifth floor.