Lucius

Dude, If I had known you could have had my copy. It's currently gathering dust on a shelf because it's shit!

My pet hate today is the guest who I delivered breakfast to this morning at 4am. He answers the door bollock naked except for a blood stained bandage on his hip and just acts as if nothings wrong. You know in zombie movies there is always one who is shuffling about a hospital, naked but with a bandaged area where they got bitten. Thats what he looked like!

Agreed, freaking terrible. I tried to watch it. Gave up after 3 episodes. Didn't they show them on the SciFi channel? It was around that time that SciFi turned to shit!

The second one with Iggy Pop and Wicked Prayer with the dude from Terminator 2 were shit but Salvation wasn't that bad. Admittedly it's not a patch on the first one but it's not the worst. Although I do tend to have terrible taste in movies. For example I prefer Shock Treatment (the follow up to Rocky Horror) rather than the RHPS.

Not always the sign of a bad movie. The Crow: Salvation is great and it went straight to DVD. Obviously avoid all the other crow follow ups as they are shit. Sorry to interrupt, back to Corey Haim.

Not really. I try to love it because of my fond memories of the first one but it is pretty poor. It's not the worst thing you will ever watch but there are better ways of spending 90 minutes. Watching the first one again for example.

Watching Lost boys right now as a tribute. Then I'm going to skip thru LB2 so I can watch the little bonus scene in the credits.

Getting the food back on the go would be great. More bar staff. I waited about 20 minutes the other night to buy a round because every second person going up to get a drink was buying a fucking jug of something. I agree with the people saying the musics too loud. Was in last week for Rock Karaoke and I couldn't hear anything my friends were saying. I had to just nod and laugh hoping I was answering them correctly. I got some very confused looks sometimes. Also a girl came up and started talking to me. Quite an event for an ugly bugger like me. She quickly got frustrated with my lack of hearing skills and walked off. I was totally going to score with her...maybe....and Bassment ruined it!

I agree 100%, terrible!

I'm pretty sure I'm not who you think I am. I can't remember ever punching anyone.

That was me, your welcome! Just changed my name on here. My new name was just something I came up with to call my dog but I liked it so much I stole it back and used it for a blog. Fullname is Lucius Shitface but the Shitface part probably isn't allowed coz of the sweariness.

Must have been. The box was packed in it's heat sealed plastic wrap.

The tins were full but the supplier has asked for them to be sent back so they can investigate! But asda smart price salmon.....cheap skate criminal scum!!

Cheers. What makes it slightly worse is that i was going to have Baxters Scotch Broth for my lunch but I have been put off now. I won't enjoy it as all I will be able to taste is crime!

My laptops been playing and my PCs dead up so I ordered a Macmini which just arrived. But it didn't. I opened the box which revealed that some prick had nicked it and filled the box with tins of asda smart price salmon, tuna and Baxters Scotch Broth! The suppliers have arranged a new one to arrive on Monday but fucks sake!!! It arrived at 1110 and I was on the phone by 1115 almost weeping with disappointment.

I'm sorry but you can't leave us hanging and not tell that story!

"Must spread before....yaada yaada!" Dammit

Nothing could have made the Diva Battle Royal better. I hate women wrestlers with the exception of the few that aren't just there for eye candy and can actually wrestle.

Guests letting there kids run rampage through the bar and corridors of the hotel I work in at 2am in the freaking morning. Worst of all, these guests are at a function here on saturday night so they will be running rampant again tonight!

Resized to keep Lucky happy!

3 (Gimme a break I just got this GIMP thing and haven't figured out how to resize shit yet!)

Yeah but I had alrready spread that peanutty goodness all over my bread thus rendering it unusable in my toaster. It was stll quite nice but just not what I hoped for.

I hate whoever put an empty jam jar back in the cupboard. Alli wanted after work today was a peanut butter and jam sandwich. I spread the peanut butter then opened the jam jar the shouted a barrage of obsceneties that I won't repeat here. I was really looking forward to this sandwich!