Alvin Starclusk

I'm with Elephant, 'cos my renewal with them was over £1000 (yes, really) cheaper than *anyone* else (except Bell and Admiral, who are the same company). I do have business class insurance, but the difference was ridiculous - and that was having tried all the supposedly cheap insurers. Although at the time I did have no no-claims (other people have hit my car 3 times in the last year), which has since been restored.

The Eagles are truly one of the worst bands ever to grace Gods green Earth. They also, in Hotel California, created far and away the most pustulant musical sore in history. That was until I heard that U2 and Green Day song.

You can have Mikoliunas, Zaliukas and Velicka for free now if you want.

We'll be fine... *worries*

The way I see it, given what's happened, you either break your Tynie hoodoo (and I have money on it) or we rack up a rugby score. A 1-0 Hearts ain't going to happen.

IE V7.0: http://www.microsoft.com/windows/ie/default.mspx Firefox: http://www.firefox.com Both noticably improved (am actually preferring IE's tabbed browsing to Firefox's).

Sometimes there's just not enough entertainment down here and you have to make your own: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/6077464.stm

Was it full of Bond villains? Did... ...that get shot at, raining glass, water and fish all over everyone in the lobby? If not, I'm nae impressed.

Mullet. Then I'd move to Canada where everyone's got them.

Have a look at the American History X bit. I honestly can't think I've ever heard of anyone missing the point quite so badly in my life before.

Sign of the times...

Should be OK, just don't take any liquids at all through security and you'll be fine. Also, no guns, bombs or tazers. Allow a bit more time as well. Have been through two airports since it all happened - London City (took no time at all) and Heathrow (took fecking ages).

Fatboy Slim - Fucking in Heaven. One of my friends is going to have to shout "Al" everytime it says "Slim". Myself and one of my mates have a bet going as to who's vice is going to kill them first, my love of snacks or his love of smokes. The winner gets to tap dance on the other ones grave. I'm actually going to write this into my will if I ever get round to making one.

15. Potterrow Student Union in Edinburgh... *cough*The Bluetones*cough* I'd imagine I was wearing my Charlatans - Jesus Hairdo t-shirt that may as well have been painted on me for the following three years. Would have been Supergrass a few weeks earlier, but I got caught sneaking out the house with my sis.

Nice! I challenge you to write your next post in this thread entirely using lines cribbed from the songs in the list from the first post...

I'm sure it was hugely amusing to the neutrals, but I still believe it left a lasting cynicism in my youthful jambo mind (was just 6 at the time) that may never quite be overcome. As for Hibs, my favourite football chant - "When Hibs go up to lift the Scottish Cup, we'll be dead, we'll be dead".

Hybrid - I Choose Noise (Perry Farrell and Peter Hook on the same track? Wonderful stuff) Future Sound of London - Teachings From the Electronic Brain (The Best of FSOL) DJ Yoda - The Amazing Adventures of DJ Yoda PopChop - Cut The Fuck Up (bought on a whim as a result of an amazon recommendation. "Ghostbusters" mixed with "Bring The Noise"...Does verge a bit close to being a modern day Jive Bunny)

Only saw that recently on YouTube. Was near crying at the end (my first full season of being a Hearts fan). Gotta love John Colquhoun - great player and Joy Division fan to boot. Oh and btw...BASTARD!

Surely that's your own booze you're spilling though?

Two words: Dirty protest.

I'm just back from Prague. http://sport.scotsman.com/football.cfm?id=1446632006 Guess who was chatting to George Foulkes at the time. My face is a bit of a mess.

All this reminded me of Evel Knievel's current stunt buggy...

Likewise the JTs... Bring on the dandies! *feels like he may live to regret this tomorrow*

Yeah. Let's not. How about we talk about this lass I met tonight. She couldn't say anything without pluralising it. It was really, REALLY annoying - but she was with friends of mine, so I couldn't get rid of her. She'd had a fair amount to drink and was discussing how rough she was going to feel in the morning ; seemingly she was incapable of letting go of how "sicks" she was going to feel in the morning. "I'm gonna be really, really SICKS in the morning" she kept saying. "SICKS? I said." "Yeah, SICKS", she replied. It was annoying. So eventually, I got bored of it, and ended up saying to her "you've got nothing of interest to say. Absolutely NOTHING of interest". 6-0. Sorry.