Alvin Starclusk

How ace would it be if he released an entire album though? "Straight Outta Caerphilly" "Straight Outta Carmarthen" "Straight Outta Cardiff" "It Takes a Nation of Miners To Hold Us Back" It writes itself!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/north_west/3664381.stm

Where did you go to, you fucking fuck? We waited ages for you at Opium, getting excited everytime one of the many women with pink hair that vaguely resembled you came into eyeshot. The lead singer from Therapy? (Andy Cairns?) was there as well. He's a fat man.

They didn't actually play on Saturday in Glasgow. The gig was hijacked by the roadie supergroup, whose set list was thus: 1-2 1-2 Testing Testing Big Set of Keys Climbing The Lighting Rig Roadie Hairdo The only member of The Wildhearts allowed on stage was the drummer by dint of his *almost* roadie hair, frightening enthusiasm and resemblence to a member of Whitesnake.

Oh and both Pigeon John and Ugly Duckling do some unexpected and ace covers. I won't give too much away. Also, if they leave the stage to that same song as they did last night, you're in for a treat...

There's a fairly awful Swedish band before Pigeon John, who do Opening Act as their last song. LOADS of merch, and sadly I won't be in Aberdeen to mug you... Only disappointments were the lack of Journey To Anywhere and Energy Drink in their set.

If there was a way that I could get to Aberdeen tonight, I would. They were superb. Take lots of money with you, sadly I missed out on Pigeon John's album tonight, because I didn't have enough cash, but I've got it on order from Amazon. Just discovered from his website that he's on the Project Gotham Racing soundtrack, gonna fire that up just now and see what he sounds like recorded...

I'm led to believe they're playing Aberdeen tonight, my advice to anyone that likes Tribe Called Quest/De La Soul-y Hip-Hop is to go. You won't be disappointed. The music's great, but the banter's even better. Support act Pigeon John is the funniest, most insane thing I've seen in ages. This man is my new hero...

When you have the build of a bouncer (if not the strength), you can't afford to be too fussy...

Blowjobs for entry you say? How do I get into this racket?