Alvin Starclusk

Funnily enough, yes! The scary thing is that's a hugely condensed list.

I would disagree with you because 1) Robbie Williams doesn't write his lyrics and 2) they're rubbish.

I agree with the above, as I fervently believe that if it hadn't been for one horse, September 11th wouldn't have been allowed to happen.

I HATE Motherwell. Played them 4 times this season, lost to them 4 times. And they've got a penalty in every game.

This'd probably do it for me: Acetone: One of the active ingredients in nail polish remover. Ammonia: A caustic agent used in fertilizers and household cleaners. Is added to enhance the flavor of a cigarette, but also helps the smoker to absorb more nicotine thereby enhancing addiction. Arsenic: Rat poison. Makes your lips burn and is responsible for giving you bad breath. Benzopyrene: One of the most potent cancer-causing chemicals in the world. Found in coal tar and cigarette smoke. Benzene: Is an industrial chemical and a constituent of gasoline. It is a group 1 carcinogen and is responsible for causing leukemia and aplitic anemia. Butane: A key component of gasoline, its highly flammable. Carbon Monoxide: A colorless, odorless gas, which starves the body of existing oxygen. Cadmium: Used in batteries and oil paint. It is a group 1 carcinogen. It damages the liver, kidneys, and brain and remains in the body for years (>10 years). Is also excreted in the breast milk of nursing mothers. Formaldehyde: Used in embalming (preserving tissue). Causes cancer and damages the lung, skin, and digestive tract. Hydrogen Cyanide: A colorless poisonous gas. Short-term exposure causes headaches, dizziness, nausea and vomiting. Lead: Of the heavy metal group. Stunts growth and damages the brain, kidneys and nervous system. Lead is more easily absorbed in the growing bodies so children are particularly vulnerable. Exposure in children can result in development delays, lower IQ levels, shortened attention spans and increased behavioral problems Methoprene: An insecticide used to kill fleas on your pets. Mercury: A heavy metal, affects the central nervous system. Exposure causes tremors, memory loss and kidney disease. Nickel: A heavy metal, affects the central nervous system. Exposure causes increased susceptibility to respiratory infections. Nitric oxide: Produces short-term effects on airway activity. High concentrations can lead to acute lung dysfunction. Phenol: Used in disinfectants and plastic. Exposure causes skin, eye, and mucus membrane irritation. Polonium: A cancer causing radioactive element. Propylene Glycol: Added by the tobacco industry to keep cheap tobacco from drying out. It also has been known to aid in delivery of nicotine to the brain. Styrene: Found in insulation material. Causes headaches, fatigue, weakness, and depression. Toluene: Embalmers glue, which is a central nervous system depressant. Exposure causes ataxia, tremors, cerebral atrophy, nystagmus, impaired speech, hearing and vision, headaches, dizziness and difficulty sleeping. Turpentine: A toxic chemical used in paint stripper.

but the question is: Can I afford *not* to??? http://www.digital-point.co.uk/model.php?ID=1746

Oh, and "she *WILL* be loved" delivered in that rapey tone of the syphillitic cunt from Maroon 5. There are other bits from that song that make me cringe, but the implied rapey-ness just makes my skin crawl. As does the bit when he "sings" "Oh yeah, yeah" in the follow up single. Actually - screw lyrical content - I genuinely believe Maroon 5 are a cancerous sore placed on this world by some force of malevolent evil in an attempt to kill any desire I'd ever have in the future to hear words from another human being's mouth. It's fair to say I fucking despise Maroon 5.

I'm I the only person on the entire planet that can hear the blatant similarity between the vocals on that Killers song and the entire back catalogue of Shed Seven? Really, I hear it 800 times a day, being forced to listen to Radio 1 as I am, and everytime it comes on I still think it's Rick Shitter. I don't understand how someone from Las Vegas can sound *exactly* like someone from York, but there you go.

And the JTs second half of the season charge for third place is looking a lot more rosy.

They also had a cracking single in their own right, From Rushholme With Love. It's the song that plays in the background during the pub scenes in Spaced when Daisy gets chatted up by Dwayne Benzie.

Hearts penalty may have been dubious, but we had a stonewaller turned down right afterwards. Not entirely sure why the Aberdeen goal was chalked off, but I'm not exactly going to cry about it too much! And at the end of the day, in what has been a very, very pish season for us (Braga games and Basel away excepted), we're still in the hunt for a European spot.

Any XBox Live types on here? I suck badly at Pro Evo, so if you want to fly up the rankings, feel free to add me to your friends list. Project Gotham 2 as well. My username is starclusk.

MaFUCKINGrooFUCKINGn 5FUCKING. I can not begin to tell you how much I despise this band. Anyway, I'm going to stop now, before I go into a pages long rant about how shite they are and how rape-y their lyrics sound (She *WILL* Be Loved???). Cunts.

Nothing at all to do with me' date=' my friend. Credit where credit's due. But I'd keep an eye open for the imminent return of the mighty Woowar. Album working title: The Best of Maroon 5. And I suggest this as an aberdeen-music night out. It would be brilliant.

Unfortunately' date=' I believe the proviso they had when you ordered will probably cover them. A much better course of action would be to provide them with links to *every* other online site you can find that has the boxset, point out to them that it is clearly not out of print or out of stock and that you think they may be trying to worm their way out of paying up for *their* mistake. If they want to argue it, tell them you'd like the order re-opened and the 6 week period before they cancel the order honoured. Means you may not get your boxset, but they won't be able to stock it for that time... Here's a fun link to send them when they try to deny it [url']http://www.kelkoo.co.uk/ctl/do/search?siteSearchQuery=futurama+complete&catId=100164013 Have fun!

Surprise surprise *******************************Automated Email - Please Don't Reply******************************* Dear Customer, Due to an unprecedented level of demand for this product we regret to inform you that we have been unable to source stock from our suppliers. Product Code - 27300DVD, Title - Futurama Season 1-4 We will therefore be cancelling your order for this title. Please be assured that your payment card has not and will not be debited for this titles. We would like to take this opportunity to apologise for any disappointment or inconvenience caused and as a gesture of goodwill for being unable to fulfil this particular product on this particular order, please find below a link that will enable you to take advantage of the opportunity to purchase certain products at a 10% reduction from list price . This website link will enable you to purchase items at 10% off, please find below a list of exclusions from the 10% goodwill offer and this will be valid from the 1st until the 31st January.

Hmm, the complete boxset now seems to have been removed from the website...Dunno if this is a good or bad thing for the people that have already ordered.

Assuming that it ever actually turns up (there was something in their terms and conditions about them being able to refuse to fulfil any order), that's an absolute genius find. Particularly given that they're selling the individual series at 34.99 each. I have ordered...

What's blue and doesn't fit anymore? A dead epileptic.

Listening to it right now. Am surprised, because I thought that "So...How's Your Girl" was brilliant, but this one already sounds better. "Rock and Roll Pt.2" is soooooo good.

It made its way down to Edinburgh via me, so it's not like there's an elaborate, nationwide Chinese Whispers game going on at his expense. And I doubt this is anyway related to the kebab-merchant from the - last I heard - defunkt Marrakesh. Who incidentally looked *exactly* like Lionel Richtea. How are you anyway? Long time no see...