Alvin Starclusk

Yeah, I know. Tongue was very firmly in cheek. Having said that, I think that if we appeal Kingston's three match ban and he's available to play on Sunday, that'll have a huge bearing on the outcome. The man is shit-hot. As for you RossP - I rather enjoyed my trip to Prague last year. When was the last time ICT were in Europe

Hearts vs Barcelona Just been confirmed that Barcelona will play Hearts at Murrayfield. It's going to be amazing. Then we'll get to play other good teams in the UEFA Cup.

Latest, I'm afraid. I'm not 100% sure, but I think there's a way of redoing the firmware to allow Homebrew.

DON'T DO IT! Surely it can't be that bad. Get me Patricia Hewitt's number now - this has to be enough to make her change her policies.

I'm sure there was some sort of legal problem because Germany didn't have a law against cannibalism at the time. If you're really interested, I saw them advertising the documentary about it on 4od a couple of days ago. Search for "BodyShock". It'll cost ya.

Black PSP for sale, 5 months old with receipt, with the following: FIFA 07 Need For Speed: Carbon Brothers In Arms D-Day Tony Hawk's Underground 2 Remix 1Gb Sandisk Memory Stick Pro Duo 2Gb Sandisk Memory Stick Pro Duo Ultra Additional (non-Sony) Battery MadKatz Metal Carry Case/Screen protector Worth over 300 new, will sell for 155 + p&p ovno. Email: almcluskey@blueyonder.co.uk

And even if you don't like the sound, you look like you might be a robotics experiment from the future gone wrong. I bought a pair of Sennheiser in-ear MX500s for 20-odd a while back and to be honest, they're not any better than the original Sony ones that came with my mp3 player (not the ones with the magic bass thing going on). And I can usually tell the difference. Maybe my hearing's going though.

I'm proud to say that I know, and have got drunk with on several occasions, Archie from Balamory. He's a good lad.

Sir Jake of Spike - can I just say... FUCKING YESSSSSSSS!!! Have had nothing but Hibbys going on at me for the last two weeks about how they were going to be in Europe and Hearts aren't.

Coming from a man with a Cecil avatar, I'll take that as a compliment! Myself and my mate once nearly got into a fight with the lead singer from Cecil when they supported Mansun. During the gig. Whilst he was singing.

As drunkenly discussed the weekend before last, I will almost certainly be out to Tdot (to visit, not to live) once I find myself gainful employment. But I'll see you in the 'burg first.

That would almost certainly have been at my persistent request every week. I was a big fan of BRA you see.

Exactly. I realise that my drunken use of the word "deserved" may have been inappropriate, but I think the point I was trying to get across was the fact that Hearts have been utter, unmitigated shite this season, but there's still every chance we'll get into the UEFA Cup. I bet there'll be plenty of Aberdeen fans saying that Hearts don't "deserve" the UEFA Cup qualification if we get third place on that very basis.

Ha ha! So let me get this straight, I'm an "armchair fan" for only watching a team I don't support on tv? It's an interesting criteria for deciding who's a proper fan that you've suggested - how about nobody goes to watch the team they support any more and instead go and watch random games of teams they don't. That way they can make a rounded, fair judgement of all the other teams in the league and not use something so arbitrary as what they've seen on the tv. Idiot. And yes, the dons have *not* looked that great this season.

Dirty, cheating Huns aside, I think the Dons really needed to win today. And you didn't. I hope this <--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------> much that the mighty JTs take advantage to cap a shite season with an undeserved UEFA Cup spot. And don't think you deserve it any more. I've seen Aberdeen on tv several times this season and you've been shite too.

Good result, young man. Am pleased for you. Is your nickname really "The Us": BBC SPORT | Football | Non League | Aldershot 0-1 Cambridge Utd ??? That's actually rubbish. But still well done.

I don't blame you (unless it's your fault), but I really hope that you (and/or others on this thread that think the bloke that bought you the ticket did bad) have to try and organise 6/7/8/whateveramount of your mates to be in the same place at the same time, because it is fucking HELL. Trust me. Go with your instinct. But I've lost a good friend in similar circumstances. It's ultimately up to you.

Probably. I'd buy a gun if I was you. Just to be on the safe side.

"LOOSE SEAL!"

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I'm in that minority too. Although The Holy Bible is very close (and probably shades it when I'm in a certain mood). I really don't think that Generation Terrorists is that great as an album, although it does have some mighty fine songs on it. Everything Must Go has aged really badly, to the point where I can't actually listen to it all the way through any more. I haven't bought anything since (Manic's records that is - I didn't just give up buying products because the Manics had got a bit dull).

Not the best episode, but good enough to suggest it's should a good series all in. On a side note: how brilliant is 4od? I may never watch tv at the actual time ever again. I can't wait until the next series of the Sopranos is available.

There are few times you will ever hear me saying this, but: 'mon the pars!

Betwixt that and your Massive Attack poster, I'm never coming to visit you again...

Little Barrie are ace. If I could, I would.