feeble!

I'm calling 2:05 am come on popey, give it up for daddy!

Is that it? Surely you could have one every now and again though?

Why on earth are you not allowed chipper suppers?

The S.N.E.S completely defeats the megadrive, it's a well known fact. Games like starwing and metal marines were fantastic, and let's not forget the scope gun - how mighty, it's like a fucking bazooka.

Yeah, and since when does writing something down become against the law, hollywood has passed off hundreds of zombie/horror films. Why aren't the creators of "Scream" in jail? Their film has quite a few high-school kids getting butchered and as far as I'm aware (I haven't really looked into the matter, I'm merely passing judgement on the fact that 2 more were made so presumably they didn't get arrested) they haven't been arrested or anything, and why isn't George A Romero serving a few life sentences for his movies? This really does look like a scene out of 1984 - if people aren't allowed to write out fictional stories then what will be the next thing that won't be allowed? writing factual stories about say... bad things the government have done?

What the france is going on over there?! Being arrested for writing a ficticious story... land of freedom my ass.

The one where leela gets duped by an alien and thinks he's the last male cyclops. The bit where they're all in the internet at the arcade is hilarious.

Haha, this is a joke - just run up some stairs if you're burgling a house and get chased by one of these.

woo, 23.41. This game is shit, I keep 'pranging' the damn things!

Nowt, apparently everyone's sick of them now though

Of course not, I'm talking about the police taking a firmer line against neds. They don't seem to be really interested in the random beatings dished out by neds, only if someone gets knifed and dies do they seem to do any form of investigating.

But neds are foul - they attack you for little to no reason, only in large groups. They just piss me off; I don't care if I'm being 'intolerant' of neds. Why should I tolerate neds? They've been the ones out on the offense for a long, long while and it's really about time something was done about them.

Yeah, all that grease and grime, it's really erotic. In a dirty kinda way. Like dirty dancing, except dirty fucking. In dirt. Wait, we're talking about finding neds attractive. I don't care how tongue in cheek it is, I'm pulling out right now!

Yeah, I'm loving the whole dirt/disease theme they've got going. It never fails to get me hard. Never.

As do my lungs I suppose. And probably the old ticker too, all my good organs don't like me anymore

I smoke. I did stop for like 3 weeks, but I hang around with a lot of people who smoke and I didn't really care about stopping anyway, so I now smoke again My wallet hates me for it.

Don't even get me started on filthy, disease carrying neds. They're all the same and I care little for their shitty upbringings, they're an immediate threat to society and should be treated as such. If the Grampian police weren't so damn poor they might be able to do more about neds, but all they seem to do is take some names when someone gets thoroughly beaten - I think we need less paperwork for the police and more officers, officers with clubs and stun guns or cs gas. They shouldn't care what they're names are, they should care about how many face shots they can get with their baton before they move onto some other ned.

Hmmm, my computer does that too, except for BT Yahoo - do you have like, an "AOL Help" icon that when you click on it, has the option to do an internet health check? If so, do that and if it says it can't connect restart the thing and try that again. If not, then I'm afraid this is where I get off the help train.

Coffee is horrible, I hate drinking it. I like tea better too, although only with a wedge of sugar in it. Otherwise it just tastes like hot water.

I know - I start coming back to the boards and they now have "scene points", and I don't understand! Meh, I'm obviously not with what these young kids are doing nowadays.

Yup, that teddy bear I got the old g/f was most certainly worth it in the end

pah, i think hemp is barely smokable anyway, let them cows have a wee munch now and then. unless theyre terrorists, then they can just calm down!