feeble!

Yeah, but it says worst places to live in britain. I wouldn't call what people in Wick do, "living".

Ah yeah - I was going to invest in that but then I forked out all the money I was prepared to fork out for this McAfee stuff, so I'm just gonna have to pray and hope it works.

My job just got more shit. After being there for a year I really don't expect to be put back on tills for the whole day. The new boss seems to enjoy being a cunt to me... Well, I'm gonna hide some out of date stock in the shop somewhere, then alert the proper authorities when it is well and truly out of date. Hahahahahahahahahahaha.

I doubt I'll be watching this. Haha, doubt - doubtfire. Get it?

Yup, that sure is irony. Irony at its peak.

I've got no ideas for a hairstyle. None whatsoever. I did see a girl with a ginger mullet today though, that pretty much battered all creativity out of me.

Nah, Rothienorman - now there's a place that the word "dive" was invented for.

I don't understand cricket, hence I can't get interested in it. However, everyone I know who knows about it has assured me that once you get what's going on it's really quite good. Frankly, I don't know if I'd have the time to watch like 4 days worth of television to see the outcome of a test.

I was just thinking that. Let this thread die already.

Yeah, some of those adverts are quite graphic and clearly need to be banned.

Stop downloading porn?! Oh god, the horror.

Skullet... now that would be interesting. Severely un-cool, but interesting all the same.

I use McAfee software. It seems to do a reasonable job.

Hahahaha, those are some top class ways of making people drink sensibly (i.e. stop before they pass out) The peeled banana seems especially disgusting.

Fruit machines... I always lose when I play them. One time I had a handfull of pound coins, I put ten pence in the machine and had one go then threw all the coins into the bit where winnings come out and pretended that I'd won money.

I think I've seen it briefly, possibly while under the influence of alcohol.

I'm AB51 aswell - I don't live in kemnay though

Hahahaha, irreversible - oh jesus. That film has some quality lines in it aswell, one of them being "No, wait - it'd be a lot cooler if you guys just fisted me instead" or something like that. Then the dude gets his face mashed up by the fire extinguisher... ouch.

Surely the doctor would know if she was medically challenged or not. He's her doctor... Anyway, the stupid bint shouldn't have been so overweight in the first place if she didn't want her doctor to lay some smackdown royale on her obese ass.

Why are you drinking schnapps straight from the bottle? And with regards to my favourite comforting food, I'd have to say that a cupcake from the baker beside my work always does it for me; along with some tasty milkshake.

I'll say here that I'd do it but come down to the crunch I don't think I'd be able to. I'd do it if people respawned, like in a game. But then that would defeat the whole point, wouldn't it?

Yes, 17 is a shoddy age to be. Especially if you have a lot of friends who are 18 Grrrr. I'm old enough to have a child but apparently not a jack and coke, where's the sense in that?!

I can confirm that I don't work in the airport.

Somerfield in Inverurie. I already said where I work! Damn you, read the whole thread!

My job is now shit because I phoned to say "I'm very ill, can I have the day off?" I got the reply "No. See you at 4, sharp" *sigh* I'm gonna cough all over the duty manager for being such a prick.