feeble!

Grrrrr, a ka! I'm sorry, but I have an embedded hatred for kas. I just don't like them Unfortunately it's the car my instructor uses, so I'm forced to drive one for an hour a week!

Yeah, I know - I was looking at a 1.4CL Polo, 5 doors. Not cheap, but meh. It'll go down a fair bit with Pass Plus when I do that. There were some quotes at 4 grand for the same thing, so I'd much rather pay 1400. For a 1 litre N reg fiesta I was getting quoted at just over a grand for insurance. It's high because I'm a 17 year old boy apparently.

So, who from these boards has recently passed their practical test (within the last year or so)? I'm getting ready to book mine soon, I hope I pass it first time - I seriously need to be able to drive where I live. 10 miles from anywhere, it's just plain boring. Also, if you've passed your test did you go ahead and buy your own car or are you using your parent's car or whatever? I was thinking of buying a VW Polo but I don't have enough money at the moment. God dammit! Oh, and one more thing - who else was absolutely apalled at the price of their insurance?! For me to get my own insurance, the cheapest quote that I could find was 1400. Looks like it's extra hours at Somerfield for me then

By retarded we can assume that he meant the tattoos were shit?

Have a bonfire. Play with sparklers. Acquire rockets of some kind and launch them into the sky. The three best meals you've had.

Eight is the magic number.

Haha, I've got you all beat. One night after having a few drinks I went to bed at a reasonable hour and woke up feeling refreshed and ready for the rest of the day.

I hope it is true - that's absolutely horrible, but you just can't stop reading. The clincher was "It is an absolutely disgusting thing for members of the public to have to witness"

Woo. I am officially a friend of a-m. I'm so cool it hurts, ouch.

I like Oasis Summer Fruits.

Haha - that ruled. The pulling of the tails was uber funny.

One time a white van drove past me while I was walking my dog, the driver didn't bother to move out a little despite my reflective clothing (to get to where I walk my dog, you have to walk on the side of the road for about 12 metres as there's no pavement) and so the wing mirror of his car cracked into my arm as he drove past at about 50/60 mph. Now, this hurt like hell and caused the wing mirror to break off of his vehicle, it also made a big noise - and the bastard didn't stop! So everyone, leave cars alone but fuck up any white van that you see - the people who drive them are cunts! Oh, and I still have the wing mirror, although the mirrored part of it shattered when it hit my arm/the ground. Difficult to tell which.

I seem to recall it being more like 6 years ago...

Dude, those prank calls are pretty bake. I've heard better ones.

Haha, yeah - driving's a bastard. I just drove home in the dark Some asshole was right up the back of me and I couldn't see a damn thing in my mirrors because of it.

Boy Mountain

Anybody else taken their theory test? I took mine today, I was fairly bricking it as I'd done almost nothing to prepare for it (wasn't worried about the multiple choice, it's easy as fuck - the hazard perception's the bit that scared me). Anyway, I passed mine with 34/35 for the multiple choice and 60/75 for the hazard perception, so I'm quite pleased at the moment. Now all I gotta do is learn how to drive and take that damn practical test

My sentiments exactly.

Because you're a racist and think that people in Northern Ireland are dirty don't have laws?

19/20. Stupid word meanings I can now use the word 'avarice' safe in the knowledge that I'm not ignorant as to what it means.

trippinoneastereggs fell down a whole flight of stairs and cried like a girl