feeble!

Dude, get some deoderant and spray it off the wall. Wear shoes. When it's on the ground wondering what the fuck just happened to it stamp on it. Twice.

Why bother going back in time? Just buy me the complete Dragonball Z DVD set and I'll let you watch it.

Goku should've gotten rid of Krillin ages ago, in the Saiyan saga. He's just a little bitch.

Ha, don't make me laugh. A 'real' fight would entail Goku using his full strength. Even Goku just powering up would damage Krillin. Man, I hate Krillin.

haha, you should just give her the money for the drink. she may want to spend it on crack instead.

Actually, I'd like to change my answer. I'd go back in time to when I was in P6/7 1st /2nd /3rd year and being bullied. It'd rawk, It'd be like SSJ2 Goku vs a whole squadron of neddish Krillins. Then I'd go back in time to when their parents were children and beat the holy bejesus out of them too.

I would go back in time and rob said bank, and have me a 50p mix.

I think we can all agree that 'The Mask' pwns all challengers.

That's a good question. Ewwww, reject monkey is creeeeepy.

So you're going to ask her to buy it?

Haha, yeah - I saw that movie once before, a while back. Pretty brutal, eh?

The original Xbox pads had texture, they were lovely. Although I do use a smaller one nowadays, they kinda grow on you - it's still nice and chunky, and doesn't feel like it'll get destroyed if you have to grip it in a furious rage when you still can't get 60k media points on the jumps that count in 'amped'

Grrrrrrr! Your face will look like a giant turd with button marks on it after I finish beating you down with my Xbox controller!

Too big and clumsy? Rubbish, suck it up you nancy boy! The Xbox controller is simply nice and meaty, that's all. It ensures you get a decent grip of it and also when you're being tashed in a game you can hurl your controller at a wall and watch the wall come off worst.

Ummm, I read "Boyracers" by Alan Bissett - I thought it was really good and would recommend you give it a read. It's not set in Aberdeen though, it's set in Falkirk

It would be nice but alas it would be illegal, I bet.

Ahem, I draw the line when you start hitting the xbox - undoubtedly the old box is the greatest console on the market, by far!

Dinosaur, all that means is you have to walk to the back of the shop. Woe is me! Although yeah, Xbox just keeps inserting its penis into the mouth of the ps2 in pretty much every aspect.

Yeah, everyone says it must be weird but I don't know any different so it's not really I guess. It's like... I dunno, everyone takes a boner about green and red but they just look similar to me - both shades of brown. Although I mean, for all I know brown is red or brown is green, y'know? Still, it would be nice to see how everyone else sees the world for a day.

I've got problems seeing green and red - all looks brown to me I've never tried to watch a 3D movie though, so I'm afraid I can't say if I've had problems.

I was Guile! Hardcore, time for some sonic-boom banter!

Yeah, it's so true - Columbo would take quincy down in a fight.

I'm 32% emo.

Surely then, a combination of the two would be the best solution?