feeble!

I'm a CSA at scumerfield in inverurie. It's banter, or at least it used to be. There've been some changes going on at the top which could very well reduce banter to insufficient levels for me to continue working there

I agree with you. Surely the wasteland is very low down on the list of forums genuine people would use to get advice about their gay dreams which they think make them gay. I suspect you sir, of being a fraud!

I got mugged once on George Street by some junkie ned types. Wasn't a very pleasant experience.

Bah, seamus heaney is an arse! I swear, if I have to read *one* more poem about digging I'm going to snap!

Yeah, my favourite thing is to take out a giant fuck-off hammer and start crushing random traders with it. And also going into oakvale and kicking the shit out of the guards for ages, that's always a good laugh. Is it even called oakvale? it's been a while since I've played the game - I'll need to look it out again

Lol, yeah - that would be quite funny. I was impressed with my third wife - she took a beating like no one else in the game! Damn - even jack of blades would've had difficulty in defeating her.

I don't know - probably, I've heard that it's notorious for sex offenders. I've never been to prison either

yeah, it's bad-ass. I missed a couple of episodes though

You need to give them a bloody ring first, buy a house etc and take them back there. Then you give them a good seeing to. basically, when a girl has a big heart fading in and out of view above her head, it means she loves you and will marry you. give her the aformentioned ring, take her to aformentioned property and then do her Then, as jimr said, you can give her a damn good thrashing.

How the hell did you lose 800 quid?!

Out for a meal that is...

Well, if it tastes nice and goes down easy then it can't be all that bad

I quite like a pint of magners when I'm out. Although I wouldn't go as far as saying it's my favourite drink.

Oh, I forgot to add: You bastard.

Well, since I'm not from St Makker I don't know who the hot teacher is. I'll just assume she's nae bad and take your word for it.

How do you 'discuss' whether you are, or are not, from St Machar or the academy there? I'd say that it's pretty much a yes or no question...

I'm afraid I don't have that EP. TPBM has a mole on their hand. Either the physical mark or the animal, I don't mind which.

Hahahahahaha, that made me laugh like a bastard.

Argh, I had the same thing today Bed at 4 am, up at 7 am, home at 10:30 pm I'm going to bed now though

I'll probably be on, no guarantees as of yet though.

Hahaha, I'm only a level 9 right now - I got xbox live on like friday.

Indeed. And tasty too!

Well while chowing down on my sandwiches and supping my milk I'd devise a way to build an aircraft. Then I would simply fly home

Hmmm, after some careful though, I would take: 1. A loaf of bread. 2. Some ham and cheese in a tupperwear dish, covered in clingfilm. 3. A cup of milk. I'd be content.