feeble!

damn, that sounds like a whole load of pain. I hope you laid the metaphorical beat down on him until your ankles had recovered sufficiently to kick his ass.

ha, yeah - your/you're - it's not difficult! bleurgh, JUST GET YOUR GRAMMAR RIGHT AND YOU'LL PROBABLY SAVE SOME OBSCURE SEA CREATURES FROM EXTINCTION!

ha, that's nothing - I once cut my leg open on a huge brick 3 days before I was going on holiday to turkey! I had stitches and stuff and I couldn't use the pool 'cause of it, and it was in a cunting heatwave aswell! what the france was going on with that?! now I have a gay scar on my leg Also, the person who said they got stones lodged in their face due to a bicyclie accident, that happened to me too! I wa\s going about my business when I forgtt to turn and went into a building, face first. I had like, 3 stones in my forehead and I still have a scar to this very day (I like to play up the 'shark attack' story to impress the laydees, it doesn't work though )

I like the middle by jimmy eat world, not only are there lots of half naked people but the music's pretty good too!

holy shit, she ripped off his testicle 'cause he wouldn't fuck her?! jesus, that's so stern. that guy musty feel really sorry for himseldf

Did anyone else see them playing at the lemon tree tonight? I thought they were pretty good, what was also good were the guys buying me drinks! woo, I got like 4 drinks for nothing, pretty kick ass seeing as I'm a poverty stricken worker/school goer! anyway, anyone else who saw them - what did you think? did they try to hard to be like led zepelin? or can there be no trying too hard for a tribute band, since they want to be as much like the band they are tributaging? or were they just damn good? I didn't like whole lotta love, I think the singer spoiled that one 'cause he sounded totally unenthused and like he wanted to go hit the bar, and then get laid or something.

Or rather, I celebrated by having starmix and crisps. The haribo was good (it always is) but the crisps sucked. Yeah, that's some ballshit right there - don't buy tomato flavoured crisps whatever you do.

I'm celebrating by having some haribo starmix, also a bag of tomato flavoured crisps. But they were pretty pish.

Oh yeah, I tried to go to this gig, but I couldn't find the lock up and spent 2 hours meandering around shiprow being hopelessely lost all on my lonesome Damn my poor navigational skills.

Yes Thank you

I can't find the thread with the sweeps in it!! Where'd it go?! Anyway, someone post some sweeps here, preferrably 4-6 string ones Thankyou

You need to have a kick ass sense of navigation, or some directions to even find the lockup, let alone rehearse there.

Hmmm, I've had a guitar for about 4 years or so, but only started properly playing about 4 months ago, actually sitting down and playing y'know? Best thing I can play? I'm not sure - I can play some petrucci/malmsteen style licks. And I've started working on sweeping, my first sweep - a six stringer built for shreddage extreme Guitars Epiphone Les Paul (DiMarzio Super Distortion as the bridge pickup) Yamaha Pacifica 112 Peavey Route 61 acoustic Hmmm, I never ever play the acoustic for some reason. It's not shred enough for me. Amps Peavey Renown 400 (twin speaker 50 watt, kinda old) Stagg 10 watt piece of shit practice amp Marshall Stack, 2 watts. Some unknown amp that is very tiny and intensely cute, yet shite. Gear Boss CS/3 Compressor Sustainer Boss PW/10 waaaaah pedal Marshall JH1 Jackhammer.

The channel is alright, I just caught a glimpse of it - I think it was absolute begginer guitar 'cause it was going over open notes. Then the teacher let loose a huge shred solo at the end, it kicked ass.

Connie, that is most obviously a goat. And you are a schoolgirl!

I think Gary Moore gets some good tone going, especially on tracks like midnight blues and jumpin' at shadows. And yeah, I use distortion and gain too much too, but I don't care 'cause most of the time it sounds nice

I like my Epiphone les paul, 'cause I've had it upgraded so it suits my needs more. I like American fender strats but the only mex strat I've played felt weird, although I guess my les paul felt weird when I first got that too.

Yeah, I already knew where all the notes were on the low E - just occured to me to use that to find them everywhere else, I'm such a silly billy I was just using C as an example - I knew about the sharps and flats too, I just wasn't sure where to apply them? Anyone want to answer that?

Yeah! Skanko tried to teach me some theory in English today, but I still don't get it God damn.

What the fuck is going on? I still haven't got a clue what these 'modes' are? What's with the alphabet? I don't know where a C is, I have almost no theory knowledge or anything. Well, I know that C, when playing blues it's the 8th fret, that about stretches the limits of my theory.

Haha, I don't have the discipline of a nazi, but I'll look into getting that book maybe, depends on how much money I have - tav, I liked your suggestion of making my guitar pointy. I'm also considering getting some spandex, and growing a huge mullet, aswell as getting heeled boots so that everyone will know I'm well fast on the guitar. I think maybe a metronome would be a wise purchase, and also what the fuck are modes?

I can already do that, I'm wanting to get some proper extreme speed. I want to shred, I even had shreddies for breakfast this morning. I want to learn the sorta stuff Greig plays.

But in the 70's a lot of bands played jazz and there were still tons of big bands around. We're at the point now where things are difficult to be original. People have to take influences from somewhere, right? SO whatever someone does someone else will always say "that sounds like *insert band/artist here*" DISCLAIMER - probably not accurate information

That's right kids, I'm going to become the next shredder to kick you in the face with a whole host of extreme solos, containing lots of pinched harmonics, trills and other such ass-kicking techniques. I'll go so fast they'll give me a speeding ticket! The only problem is, uhh, how... Now, I've already enlisted the help of Greigtheshredhead to help me out a bit, but any extra help would be welcomed and appreciated in this thread. So if anyone has any useful hints or tips, or anything then please post here so I can rip up my fretboard. I'm tired of chords, it's time for a challenge!

I think bryn's getting at the point... If we were all gay the population of the world would die out within two, at most 3, generations (if left in nature, and without scientific intervention) Nature programmed us, or should have, to go after the opposite sex and make as many little humans as possible. If this isn't the case then that person is 'defective' I think that's what he was getting at, is that right?