feeble!

Before I got my passport I'd never really handled one before, and I ID'd someone who handed me their passport. Then they had to tell me where the photo and age sections were It was quite a poor performance on my part - and she was hot too

Exactly - they push that point across a lot, i.e. "do you really want to spend close to a years wages so that some kid can smoke like a chimney - don't be a n00b: ask for ID"

I know - although I ID people for smokes all the time at work, I certainly wouldn't want to be the guy paying a 60 instant fine followed up by the possibility of being taken to court for a further 2000.

You hit the nail on the head! I don't want to be carrying my passport around with me in case I lose it, and I'm not old enough to drive yet so it makes sense to have some form of ID that fits in my wallet

So. Who else has one? I just got mine in the post today! Woo, no longer will I have to go through the pain of being IDd for cigarettes or lottery and having no ID.

Lordy, that is absolute genius! $20,000 for threatening to eat a bunny - it's such a good idea!

Well usually people who've managed to get to his kind of position have fucked over a lot of people - so unless his principles included fucking everyone in the ass I'm sceptical about him having kept them during his rise to power.

Status Quo - You're in the Army now

Jimmy Eat World - If You Don't, Don't.

Oh you're damn right - a snickers bar is like a meal in itself!

A - Alkaline Trio B - Bright Eyes C - Captain Everything D - Dashboard Confessional E - Eric Clapton F - Frankenstein Drag Queens From Planet 13 G - Greenday H - Hed PE I - Iron Maiden J - Jeff Beck K - Keane L - Less Than Jake M - Millencolin N - Nerf Herder O - Ocean Colour Scene P - Placebo Q - Queen R - Radiohead S - Stevie Ray Vaughn T - Tuuli U - Undeclinable Ambuscade V - Voodoo Glow Skulls W - Weezer X - X, Wayne Y - Young, Neil Z - Zutons

Awesome, these are genius!

What's the problem if a paper decides it doesn't want to have the pope's death on its front page for another day? I mean, come on - there's only so much you can really report on someone dying before it gets repetetive and the writing starts going around in circles. What new news do you think there could possibly be? "POPE IS STILL DEAD" ? Do you not get bored? If you read the papers in the 2 days after his death, you'd really get all the information you need - the guy died, he's not coming back, new pope coming soon.

god dammit, I got to 83 this time, it's so difficult to keep him going in a straight line after about 70!

Haha, this is ace - I got to 67 before he fell over

he dressed like a cowboy though

I threw a party at my house and got really drunk.

what if the pope wants to get laid, and he's in a vegetative state? what if he wants to have some cake? man, that guy is in for 12 years of crap if you ask me. why would they even have such a feeble, old man still as the pope in the first place? The guy can barely breathe for crying out loud - surely it'd be for the better to get a new pope every 10 years or something.

The pope'll be pushing up daisies by tomorrow afternoon, probably. I'm thinking the living for another 12 years is quite likely aswell now though, except it'll be for longer than that. What if he outlives us all out of spite?

I bet the pope hoped it was an april fools joke. Imagine some bleeding cardinal reading you your last rites, I bet he the pope said something along the lines of "heh, guys - c'mon, april fools and all that, right? heh, c'mon guys - jokes over now, it's not funny anymore. guys? guys...? ah shit..."

Lordy this guy sure is taking a while to kick the oxygen habit. I'm just glad I didn't put any money on my bet.

jim and tim look kinda similar...

A playstation? Are you having a laugh? I see the pope as a hardcore halo addict with his xbox. Probably has 4 tvs and xboxs so he can have a big 16 player rumble