Da Fat Porn Star Posted January 6, 2005 Report Share Posted January 6, 2005 'There is more evil in the charts than in Al-Qaedas suggestion box''To men breasts are like Pepsi and Coca-Cola. We all have our favourites, but we'll have whatever is on tap.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midgeski Posted January 6, 2005 Report Share Posted January 6, 2005 "I can't fit into children"- Judith Herbert"you know when you have a baby and the womb falls out..."- Stephanie Reid"i'm slack"- Frances Robinson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MarkJDelaney Posted January 6, 2005 Report Share Posted January 6, 2005 Absolutely brilliant film!"Shut the fuck up Donny!""Eight year olds, Donny. Eight year olds...""I'll cut off your johnson!" - "My.. my Johnson?""Hey, careful, man, there's a beverage here!""Oh, fuck me, man! That kid already spent all the money!" - "New Corvette? Hardly, Dude. I'd say he's still got about $960 - $970,000 left, depending on the options." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarleyQuinn Posted January 6, 2005 Report Share Posted January 6, 2005 "A moment of realization is worth a thousand prayers." just a random sayingOnce upon a time, a woman was picking up firewood. She came upon a poisonous snake frozen in the snow. She took the snake home and nursed it back to health. One day the snake bit her on the cheek. As she lay dying, she asked the snake, "Why have you done this to me?" And the snake answered, "Look, bitch, you knew I was a snake." - Natural Born KillersRebecca: Oh, face it, you just hate every single guy on the face of the earth. Enid: That's not true. I just hate all these extroverted, obnoxious, pseudo-bohemian losers - Ghost Worldthere are actually loads but these are the only ones that come to mind right this moment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted January 6, 2005 Report Share Posted January 6, 2005 "Eight year olds' date=' Donny. Eight year olds...""I'll cut off your johnson!" - "My.. my Johnson?""Hey, careful, man, there's a beverage here!""Oh, fuck me, man! That kid already spent all the money!" - "New Corvette? Hardly, Dude. I'd say he's still got about $960 - $970,000 left, depending on the options."[/quote']Blonde retard: "What the fuck is this?"The Dude: "Obviously, you're not a golfer" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dick Posted January 6, 2005 Report Share Posted January 6, 2005 There are so many red dwarf quotes:"I am Holly the ships computer with an IQ of 6,000 the same IQ as 6,000 P.E. teachers""We have enough food to last 30,000 years but we only have one after eight mint left and everyone is too polite to take it""I haven't been this embarrassed since i was loosening my adjustment screws and my entire groinal box fell into Mr. Rimmers soup" (Kryton of course)There are more.I just son't know them! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
layla Posted January 7, 2005 Report Share Posted January 7, 2005 "Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast."Ace Rimmer.classic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reptile Posted January 8, 2005 Report Share Posted January 8, 2005 "Arguing on the internet is like being in the Special Olympics - you may win but you are still a retard" - Digital Avatar during a flame war on another list"When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one Ive never tried before."- Mae West (1892-1980)"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and is widely regarded as a bad move."- Douglas Adams (1952-2001)"We dont like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out."- Decca Recording Company, rejecting the Beatles, in 1962 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted January 8, 2005 Report Share Posted January 8, 2005 "Only one word for that: magic darts!"Sid Waddell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fadgin2 Posted January 8, 2005 Report Share Posted January 8, 2005 from 'Preacher'Herr Starr=legend"Son of man or son of God you can't fuck your sister and hope much good to come of it""Theyre having sex hoover, and they appear to be enjoying it, as i did before someone had it arranged to have me anally raped" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest haigyman Posted January 8, 2005 Report Share Posted January 8, 2005 "Only one word for that: magic darts!"Sid Waddell.you gotta love colemanballs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NARC Posted January 8, 2005 Report Share Posted January 8, 2005 'When we are victorious on a world scale I think we shall use gold for the purpose of building public lavatories'Lenin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leftboy Posted January 8, 2005 Report Share Posted January 8, 2005 "When choosing between two evils' date=' I always like to try the one Ive never tried before."- Mae West (1892-1980)[/quote']Classic. I shall regard that as my personal maxim henceforth. I also like a line from "Bad Wisdom":"I felt as ease with the world, in a superior-firepower kind of way". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Tristen Posted January 8, 2005 Report Share Posted January 8, 2005 It is enough that the people know there was an election. The people who cast the votes decide nothing. The people who count the votes decide everything.- Joseph Stalin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest *alex* Posted January 8, 2005 Report Share Posted January 8, 2005 "I'm nae emo, i'm an indie rocker" - Shaun F Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rach_69 Posted January 9, 2005 Report Share Posted January 9, 2005 unless it's you' date=' cause we know you love it.PS, you like seinfeld? ACE[/quote'] HAHA! erm, yes i do like seinfeld, hes fucking acebut it wasnt me that posted that, it was Gareth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stripey Posted January 9, 2005 Report Share Posted January 9, 2005 "Blessed is the man who, having nothing to say, abstains from giving us wordy evidence of the fact." -- George EliotTake heed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cloud Posted January 9, 2005 Report Share Posted January 9, 2005 'When we are victorious on a world scale I think we shall use gold for the purpose of building public lavatories'Lenini spy a manics fan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Untitled Posted January 9, 2005 Report Share Posted January 9, 2005 ich bin ein berliner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paulscoconutass Posted January 9, 2005 Report Share Posted January 9, 2005 50mE kId 0n A me$$4gEb04rD m1ghT 8E a r0xX0r1nG hAxX0r wH0 w4nT2 t0 bR34k 5tuFf, 0r mAyb3 ju5t sh0w 7eh wAy5 l33t ppl c4n 8E m0re lIkE y0d4!!! hE i5 teh u8ER !!11!!!eleventy-one11!!!1!11!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hog Posted January 9, 2005 Report Share Posted January 9, 2005 By Jake- "I dont care if she doesnt like Spike Pile Driver, shes fucking fat" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pow pow Posted January 10, 2005 Report Share Posted January 10, 2005 I have been told that this happend with Winston Churchill and his secretary.Her "Sir you are drunk"Him "I may be drunk, but you are ugly. The difference is in the morning I will be sober, but you will still be ugly" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MarkJDelaney Posted January 10, 2005 Report Share Posted January 10, 2005 ......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarleyQuinn Posted January 10, 2005 Report Share Posted January 10, 2005 yoda's the man! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted January 10, 2005 Report Share Posted January 10, 2005 There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened. The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at or repair. Anything that happens, happens. Anything that, in happening, causes something else to happen, causes something else to happen. Anything that, in happening, causes itself to happen again, happens again. It doesn't necessarily happen in chronological order though. - Douglas Adams (taken from teh hitchhikers guide to the galaxy)David Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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