Da Fat Porn Star

It could be about rape of course from the rapists poitn of view. yes that's it. It's deep don't you see?

Yup, I would far rather the same people who gave Alexandra Burke a #1 and Girls Aloud a career vote on the music awards. It's a no win situation.

Kerry Godliman

Jesus Christ, in the Broch that's respectable. You're lucky he didn't have his trousers round his ankles in the Broadgate

Danko Jones... God amongst mere mortals. I wear my 'Mama raised a devil child' t-shirt with pride!

Moon Dust. - traditional, old-fashioned sweets - uk online sweetshop

I have the fat Harry White album still in my house somewhere. Haven't listened to it in years. That and The Shirehorses were genius.

EMO BEAR.

I have a FMW Yokohama Deathmatch and Hayabusa DVDs, also the IWA King of the Deathmatches on VHS. All great.

'strawberry, strawberry is the neighbourhood ho'

My grandad was in the commandos in WWII and was one of the 4 men sent to kill Rommel in the Middle East. Anyway, he wasn't there, they got caught and were set in front of the firing squad. Rommel appears and tells the soldiers to let them go. In the 50s or 60s there was a film made about it, Desert Rats I think, one of the actors plays my granddad. Willie Miller waves and says Hi to my dad all the time. Even stopping talking on his mobile to shout hello. However, my dad has no idea why and claims not to know him at all. I'm convinced it's because they look like brothers.

I bet they can get that every day if they want too.

Well I went to the Broch Academy so you can take it from me there will be no 'Did You Go To Fraserburgh Academy?' threads.

What do you call a vegetable in whorehouse? A brothel sprout. I than yaw!

Yes it does. A good leader and a good head of state are two totally different things.