Deepdrinker Posted January 13, 2005 Report Share Posted January 13, 2005 "We have a Full tank of gashalf a pack of ciggaretsit's night and we are wearing sunglassesHIT IT!"from the Blues Brothersspelling bad me no"You know you're about as thick as clotted creamthats been left out by some clotttill the clotts are so clottedyou couldn't un clott themwith an electric de-clotterare'nt you Baldrick"you should know its from BlackadderDeepdrinker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottST Posted January 13, 2005 Report Share Posted January 13, 2005 God! If your IQ was any lower you'd need watering, wouldn't you? (Rik Mayall, The New Statesman)And as we always say at the Guesthouse Paradiso: have fun, don't go in the water if you know what's good for you, and try not to get shit on the sheets. (Rik Mayall, Guest House Paradiso)theres so many family guy ones aswell; why has hardly anyone mentioned stewie's amazing lines?Stewie: Let me guess, you picked out yet another colorful box with a crank that I'm expected to turn and turn until OOP! big shock, a jack pops out and you laugh and the kids laugh and the dog laughs and I die a little inside. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh_Jazz Posted January 13, 2005 Report Share Posted January 13, 2005 Reporter: "What do you think of Western Civilisation Mr. Ghandi?"Ghandi: "I think it would be a good idea". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh_Jazz Posted January 13, 2005 Report Share Posted January 13, 2005 "We have a Full tank of gashalf a pack of ciggaretsit's night and we are wearing sunglassesHIT IT!"from the Blues Brothersspelling bad me no"You know you're about as thick as clotted creamthats been left out by some clotttill the clotts are so clottedyou couldn't un clott themwith an electric de-clotterare'nt you Baldrick"you should know its from BlackadderDeepdrinkerAh Blackadder...home of the worlds best comedic quotes:Baldrick: "I have a subtle plan sir"Blackadder: "Baldrick, you wouldnt know a subtle plan, if it painted itself purple and danced naked on top of a harpsichord singing "Subtle plans are here again"". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marillionboy Posted January 13, 2005 Report Share Posted January 13, 2005 I have two neat ones:This world is a comedy to those who think and a tragedy to those who feel. (Walpole)and can't remember who said this, but"My grandfather told me once that living is like licking honey off a thorn." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ancient Mariner Posted January 13, 2005 Report Share Posted January 13, 2005 a different expression of my earlier Saint Augustine one, comes courtesy of Alan Partridge:"mmm sex" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted January 13, 2005 Report Share Posted January 13, 2005 heard this today, don't know where it came from remember that in the end, you will be judged not by what you believed, planned or dreamed, but by what you did. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny Doubt Posted January 13, 2005 Report Share Posted January 13, 2005 the end of the crow: "houses burn, people die but real love lives on forever!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Algo Crums Posted January 13, 2005 Report Share Posted January 13, 2005 "inside every fat girl there is a thin girl and alot of chocolate" terry prachet"oh fuck!" just before a police dude gets shot in the face with a shotgun in equilibriemme "dargor"dean " no Necron"from me and dean talking about rhapsody in my bros flat in glasgow (it was funny at the time so stfu) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midgeski Posted January 13, 2005 Report Share Posted January 13, 2005 " oh smeg, what's the smeggin smeg 's he smeggin done? he's smeggin killed me!" from red dwarf, bodyswap i think Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psydoll Posted January 13, 2005 Report Share Posted January 13, 2005 family guy wasn't it?There is the sketch when Quagmire picks Taylor Hanson as his ideal woman but I think the 'I Fucked The Girl In Hanson' thing's just on t-shirts from the same people who brought you 'I Poke Badgers With Spoons' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrisfindlay Posted January 13, 2005 Author Report Share Posted January 13, 2005 Golf: A game where white men can dress up as black pimps and get away with it - Robin Williams.Two Andy Gorams, there's only two Andy Gorams. - Sung by Kilmarnockfans after the ex-rangers goalkeeper was diagnosed with mild scizophrenia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reportyoumate Posted January 13, 2005 Report Share Posted January 13, 2005 Two hands. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skubbs Posted January 14, 2005 Report Share Posted January 14, 2005 the end of the crow: "houses burn' date=' people die but real love lives on forever!"[/quote']you can't beat the crow, god im obsessed with that film! ha ha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stripey Posted January 15, 2005 Report Share Posted January 15, 2005 "We're all living in a world of morons. How you choose to deal with those morons, is how you determine wether or not in life, you end up being happy or miserable."and"Get a grip. The world had no guarantees when you were born that it was going to be to your liking." -- William S Burroughs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cjl224 Posted January 16, 2005 Report Share Posted January 16, 2005 "We wanna be free! We wanna be free to do what we wanna do. We wanna be fee to ride. We wanna be free to ride our machines without being hassled by The Man! ...And we wanna get loaded. And we wanna have a good time. And that's what we're gonna do. We're gonna have a good time... We're gonna have a party." Peter Fonda (Easy Rider) -also the start of Loaded by Primal Scream."Before I started doing drugs, I had so many problems. Now I only have one: drugs. I have a focus now." Adrian Greiner (Cecil B Demented)"One hundred thousand sperm and you were the fastest?" Steve LeMarquand (Vertical Limit)"You've got the brain of a four-year-old child and I bet he was glad to be rid of it." Groucho Marx (Horse Feathers)"From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it." Groucho Marx"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." Groucho Marx"Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others." Groucho MarxI'm leaving Woody Allen off otherwise I could be here a while... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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