fatboy Posted July 22, 2011 Report Share Posted July 22, 2011 kipper behind a radiator Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted July 22, 2011 Report Share Posted July 22, 2011 kipper behind a radiatorThat's a good'n. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatboy Posted July 22, 2011 Report Share Posted July 22, 2011 swap the "n" & "m" keys on keyboards might not get alot of people who touch type but the ones who do look at the letters roflchops Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Gold Posted July 22, 2011 Report Share Posted July 22, 2011 There's just enough time to get smashed and tell everyone what you really think of them. Lots of finger pointing and slurring of words. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatboy Posted July 22, 2011 Report Share Posted July 22, 2011 if there is a kettle or something you could fill it with tampons to absorb all the water, probably go on fire Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted July 22, 2011 Report Share Posted July 22, 2011 piss in the kettle? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted July 22, 2011 Report Share Posted July 22, 2011 if there is a kettle or something you could fill it with tampons to absorb all the water, probably go on fireYour idea of a prank is "soak up the water from the kettle". Thats LULZtastic.Slices of cheese underneath the cushion of peoples chairs.Tobasco sauce the shit out of the coffee pot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted July 22, 2011 Report Share Posted July 22, 2011 Freeze a shit then let it defrost in someone's drawer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted July 22, 2011 Report Share Posted July 22, 2011 Soak everyone's papers in liquid LSD, sit back and watch everyone go insane. You know, for the lolz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted July 22, 2011 Report Share Posted July 22, 2011 Stand on your desk screaming "I am Iron Gland" whilst masterbating furiously at onlookers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted July 22, 2011 Report Share Posted July 22, 2011 switch all the switches on the back of desktop pcs to the 110V bit so when the power gets turned on they all go pop and smoke fills the place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted July 22, 2011 Report Share Posted July 22, 2011 Soak everyone's papers in liquid LSD, sit back and watch everyone go insane. You know, for the lolzWho the hell eats their work papers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatboy Posted July 22, 2011 Report Share Posted July 22, 2011 Your idea of a prank is "soak up the water from the kettle". Thats LULZtastic.Slices of cheese underneath the cushion of peoples chairs.Tobasco sauce the shit out of the coffee pot.sorry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted July 22, 2011 Report Share Posted July 22, 2011 It's okay. My idea of a prank is eating someone else's lunch. Cos I'm a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
berti Posted July 22, 2011 Report Share Posted July 22, 2011 Inject a jack russell with steroids then drop kick him into the officeHaving put bits o mince strategically all round the office to cause maximum chaos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted July 22, 2011 Report Share Posted July 22, 2011 switch soya with real milk, put beef in the veggie's lunch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted July 22, 2011 Report Share Posted July 22, 2011 Who the hell eats their work papers?high enough concentration = osmosis, biting nails, etc. I read about this actually happening. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davewarden Posted July 22, 2011 Report Share Posted July 22, 2011 It's okay. My idea of a prank is eating someone else's lunch. Cos I'm a cunt.only actually funny one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jester1470 Posted July 23, 2011 Report Share Posted July 23, 2011 I did a new one for me today, went onto a colleagues machine, created lots of folders on his desktop called "hardcore Porn", "xxx hardcore", "Justin Bieber fanpics" etc, then took a screengrab of the desktop, I then deleted the extra folders and changed his backdrop for the screengrab. This made an exact duplicateof his previous backdrop but with my extra folders, I then watched him try and find out why he couldnt delete the folders for a good 30 minutes, too scared to go to IT (me) as they'd laugh at him. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Stu Posted July 23, 2011 Report Share Posted July 23, 2011 hmmm, some people really don't like their co-workers.my ideas:PrtScn desktop, save to desktop (sort5 of like jester's didn't read that first, much more developed!)tape desk drawers shut.print this: cut out and tape over the bottom of their mouse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eupraxia Posted July 27, 2011 Report Share Posted July 27, 2011 So what prank did you go for in the end? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Preid Posted July 27, 2011 Report Share Posted July 27, 2011 I didnt hear any fire engines so it wasnt anything good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skubbs Posted July 28, 2011 Report Share Posted July 28, 2011 I was a shit at one of my last jobs, and deleted all the descriptions I'd written for products, the catalogue I'd created and deleted all of the photographs I had taken of the items. If the owner could pay a thieving cunt more than me for doing less work, they weren't getting the stuff I had done in my spare time to up their fucking sales.They called me a few months later, desperate for the stuff for their new website. Bahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bob Knob Posted July 28, 2011 Report Share Posted July 28, 2011 Fill everyones coat pockets with those polystyrene wotsits then shit on a keyboard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted July 29, 2011 Report Share Posted July 29, 2011 I was a shit at one of my last jobs, and deleted all the descriptions I'd written for products, the catalogue I'd created and deleted all of the photographs I had taken of the items. If the owner could pay a thieving cunt more than me for doing less work, they weren't getting the stuff I had done in my spare time to up their fucking sales.They called me a few months later, desperate for the stuff for their new website. BahahaI take it their contracts were shite then and didn't include the usual protection clauses along the lines of whatever you produce for them is their property etc?I realise it has passed by and is a boring stance but it's better just to leave and not do anything untoward. Especially in the oil industry. Experience has shown that you never know who you may rely on in future or who may have the ear of someone who matters. Better not to burn bridges, regardless of how tempting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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