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Right, today is my last day at my current job, and I've got fuck all to do for the next few hours...

What crazy things could/should I do to entertain myself?

(Things along the lines of shitting in people's drawers, rewiring the toaster, taking the legs off my boss's desk etc)

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On my last night at working at Morrisons (night shift so it was closed) instead of putting the boxes of cereal on the shelf, I made a domino rally from the warehouse door to the checkout. I was a bit underwhelmed when I set it off. Didnt leave enough room between the boxes. It was a waste of 15 minutes.

So, yeah. Don't do that. Just punch your boss in the face and snake his missus.

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So, yeah. Don't do that. Just punch your boss in the face and snake his missus.

My immediate line manager is a woman.

My boss above her is a gay man (with a civil partner).

I'm nae snaking any of their partners. Punch in the face maybe though.

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The (US) Office.

Stapler in the jelly is original UK Office, although I think the picture is from the US version.

Please tell me you have seen the UK version of The Office!

I have seen UK version - not all of it or even close to all of it. I don't really watch anything on TV religiously. I'm not a sit down and watch TV series kind of guy cos I'm always doing other stuff and end up missing episodes etc.

/coolstorybro...

My only real memory of UK Office is the bird getting pumped in the car park after the Christmas party.

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I haven't.

What is it you do? Then we can think of ways to use stuff at your work for pranks.

I'm a lawyer for an oil company. Just based in an office - so all office-y type things here. Staplers, photocopiers, people, chairs, desks etc.

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