Woodsinho Posted January 4, 2012 Report Share Posted January 4, 2012 Yohan Cabaye: Ace Free Kick Taker/Dreamboat 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted January 4, 2012 Report Share Posted January 4, 2012 Lovin this. That goal sounded triffic even via bbc text commentary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoonie Posted January 4, 2012 Report Share Posted January 4, 2012 What a free kick that was! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain America Posted January 4, 2012 Report Share Posted January 4, 2012 Tim Howard just scored! :SNot seen it yet! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted January 4, 2012 Report Share Posted January 4, 2012 Ye what? Valencia gets booked because Jonas is a big fucking puff, and Cabaye gets away with kicking Evra 3 feet off the ground? Rigged. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodsinho Posted January 4, 2012 Report Share Posted January 4, 2012 You can't book Cabaye. Look at him. Just look at him.Unbookable.Apparently Tim Howard's goal was a massive hoof of a clearance that got caught in the wind and took bounced over the Bolton keeper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted January 4, 2012 Report Share Posted January 4, 2012 Tim Howard is now joint 2nd top scorer for everton. I made that up but I can only think of Baines and osman who have more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted January 4, 2012 Report Share Posted January 4, 2012 Looks like Anderson heard what you said about Tiote's haircut. He's clippered himself his very own in the dugout. I didn't realise who it was until he turned his back to the camera. Thought it might have been that Lingard kid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodsinho Posted January 4, 2012 Report Share Posted January 4, 2012 Tiote's is better than Anderson's because of the shape of Tiote's head.Everton GoalTim Howard has scored more goals for Everton than Tony Hibbert. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted January 4, 2012 Report Share Posted January 4, 2012 Phil Jones.Watch out Jamie Carragher and Richard Dunne. Your records are going to be broken in no time. That's 2 in one season and he's only 19 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoonie Posted January 4, 2012 Report Share Posted January 4, 2012 Jesus, Phil Jones. No. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh_Jazz Posted January 4, 2012 Report Share Posted January 4, 2012 Love Steven Taylors waistcoat. . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murrr Posted January 4, 2012 Report Share Posted January 4, 2012 That was fucking beautiful. Shove it up your arse, Fergie. Shove it right up your big red arse. TOON! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted January 4, 2012 Report Share Posted January 4, 2012 Murrr will you send me £500 by paypal right now.I'm assuming you might be happy enough to do this for no reason right now.btw De Gea is excellent and should be playing every game for united. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted January 4, 2012 Report Share Posted January 4, 2012 The Howard goal http://soccer-portal.org/goal-of-the-day/7247-howard-goal-v-bolton.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murrr Posted January 4, 2012 Report Share Posted January 4, 2012 Send me your details and I will transfer the sum 500 British dollars from my Nigerian building society account good friend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted January 5, 2012 Report Share Posted January 5, 2012 Just watched that Phil Jones Oggie for the first time. Simply beautiful. What was he doing?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted January 5, 2012 Report Share Posted January 5, 2012 Being his clumsy self. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodsinho Posted January 5, 2012 Report Share Posted January 5, 2012 What seems to happen is that he looks round when the ball has been hoofed to see where the keeper is and sees him on the line. He turns back to face the ball which moves more than he thinks in the wind so he doesn't manage to get his head on it and it bounces off his thighs but it still goes to where he thinks the keeper is. Unfortunately for him Lindegaard has decided to move into position to collect the ball himself but doesn't bother shout for it assuming Jones'll just get out of the way.Duff stuff from them both. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted January 5, 2012 Report Share Posted January 5, 2012 It shouldn't have happened. I blame Neanderphil mostly. He shouldn't have tried to shield the ball and be clever in that part of the pitch. It should have been route 1. "If in doubt, hoof it out". He should have been giving a kid in the second to back row at St James' Park a souvenir to take home by smashing the ball into the stands. Even if he thighed it to the keeper, Lindergaard can't pick it up or it's a Passback. or Backpass. I can't remember the order. They should change the name of that free kick to Tap n' Blast. Much more ample.The United forums are in meltdown today. It's hilarious. Yesterday it was all LINDEGAAAAAARD: Zero goals conceded. Loads of experience. He's the Billy Big Bollocks. Spanish Dave is just a baby... Now they are both shit and United have to buy a goalkeeper before the City game. Individual club forums are a right laugh.It's not really the end of the world. 3 points behind City is better a better position than United were in back in November being 5 points behind. Not that it matters. The season was over when Vidic was ruled out for the season. He's also going to be out for a bit of the start of the next season too. where's Tom Cleverley? He was only meant to be out til mid-December with a little muscle tear. C'mon Tom. Don't be a woofter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted January 5, 2012 Report Share Posted January 5, 2012 No forum is more deluded, insane and just plain bizarre than Liverpool fan forum Red and White Kop. Seriously if you speak sense on that you get banned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted January 5, 2012 Report Share Posted January 5, 2012 It shouldn't have happened. I blame Neanderphil mostly. He shouldn't have tried to shield the ball and be clever in that part of the pitch. It should have been route 1. "If in doubt, hoof it out". He should have been giving a kid in the second to back row at St James' Park a souvenir to take home by smashing the ball into the stands. Even if he thighed it to the keeper, Lindergaard can't pick it up or it's a Passback. or Backpass. I can't remember the order. They should change the name of that free kick to Tap n' Blast. Much more ample.You can thigh/knee it back and it's acceptable for the keeper to pick up. It is (was ) a Russell Anderson special.I prefer 'passback'. It's better to scream at the ref than 'backpass'. PASSBACK! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted January 5, 2012 Report Share Posted January 5, 2012 Appalling decision by the club. A really poor effort from LFC all round. From preparing badly for the hearing, to the statement after the FA's verdict that was tantamount to a declaration of war on the FA. To now read the 'evidence' and decide not to appeal. No matter what rhetoric the club comes out with now, the headlines in the papers and Sky Sports (in other words what the masses see) is that LFC accept that their player used racist language and that he deserves an 8 game ban. The club had to take this to CAS to force the FA to climb down and apologise, and only then would the mud that was slung in our direction have been worthwhile. Now we are covered in mud from the press and sat quietly on the naughty step accepting we were wrong. I honestly cannot believe that we have accepted this. Yet again with the Fowler 'snorting' celebration and this we've been completely stitched up by an organisation that makes North Korea look like a paragon of fairness.Most of all I'd like to say a very sweet and most polite Fuck you to Patrice Evra who's silence is all the confirmation I need of his snidey, cowardly motives and actions. You'll get yours Patrice, life is funny like that.I'm so ashamed of of my country right now, I don't think I will ever support England again.From one page of one thread and that's with skimming the posts too long to read. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted January 5, 2012 Report Share Posted January 5, 2012 You can thigh/knee it back and it's acceptable for the keeper to pick up. It is (was ) a Russell Anderson special.I prefer 'passback'. It's better to scream at the ref than 'backpass'. PASSBACK!Was it nae more of a severin special? Russel maybe did it too but Seve using his thigh definitely springs to mind first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted January 5, 2012 Report Share Posted January 5, 2012 You can thigh/knee it back and it's acceptable for the keeper to pick up. It is (was ) a Russell Anderson special.I prefer 'passback'. It's better to scream at the ref than 'backpass'. PASSBACK!I didn't know a thigh or a knee was allowed. It's not something that happens often. I bet Phil Jones didn't know that either. I saw his interview on Football Focus a few weeks ago. He sounds like he doesn't know alot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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