Adam Easy Wishes Posted February 6, 2012 Report Share Posted February 6, 2012 Don't think he can move to Scotland outside of a transfer window. Would be allowed to join another club in England, I believe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
french_disko Posted February 6, 2012 Author Report Share Posted February 6, 2012 And it's common knowledge he's a Weegie.You make it sound like his place of birth was some sort of secret. It's not as though his accent, Wikipedia page or passport would have given the game away. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 6, 2012 Report Share Posted February 6, 2012 You make it sound like his place of birth was some sort of secret. It's not as though his accent, Wikipedia page or passport would have given the game away.How does saying 'it's common knowledge he's a Weegie' make it seem like it was some sort of a secret? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
girl anachronism Posted February 6, 2012 Report Share Posted February 6, 2012 More cats in football please.(My knowledge of football is limited to the fact there was a cat on the pitch tonight and that Patrick Kluivert killed a man. I am also of the opinion that Doug Rougvie would have been amazing as Anton Chigur in No Country For Old Men. Okay bye.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FOX Posted February 7, 2012 Report Share Posted February 7, 2012 I'm red-faced here then. Had no idea he was a mink. Sorry, Celtic fan. Sorry. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted February 7, 2012 Report Share Posted February 7, 2012 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted February 7, 2012 Report Share Posted February 7, 2012 What a banner. His face looks like he really believes it too. The result at the weekend cemented it. Who needs good strikers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted February 7, 2012 Report Share Posted February 7, 2012 The best thing is that by looking at all the faces in the crowd you can tell he's holding it up at a time when everyone else had realised how much they did need him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted February 7, 2012 Report Share Posted February 7, 2012 S'alright. They've got David Healy. Journeyman. I always forget he started his career at Man United. 3 appearances. No goals. Went on loan. Played shit. Axed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FOX Posted February 7, 2012 Report Share Posted February 7, 2012 Poor lad must have been expecting a 7-0 humping of United. Bless.In other news:FA: John Terry's captaincy is revoked.Fabio Capello: What the shit?FA: Oi, nuffa' that or we'll have your arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain America Posted February 7, 2012 Report Share Posted February 7, 2012 The Suarez kick last night was fucking disgusting.He nudges Parker. Looks at the ball, looks at Parker then just kicks him. Nowhere near the ball not even close if he was timing it. Truly disgusting.Kenny's siege mentality is total madness. How he keeps argueing the case is beyond me. It's clear Suarez has never learnt his lesson despite lengthy bans, not to mention the one in Holland for biting an opposition player. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoonie Posted February 7, 2012 Report Share Posted February 7, 2012 I'm not so sure - I hate the wee rat, but it looks like he's expecting Parker to miss the ball (because of his little shove) and swings for where it will be if he does Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted February 7, 2012 Report Share Posted February 7, 2012 Nope, not having that Spoonie - definitely has another little look at where he is, sees Parker head it away and then swings anyway. He's a horrible little prick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keeno Posted February 7, 2012 Report Share Posted February 7, 2012 I'm not so sure - I hate the wee rat, but it looks like he's expecting Parker to miss the ball (because of his little shove) and swings for where it will be if he doesI can see where you are coming from but he doesn't swing his leg until after the ball hits Parker on the head. Even if he had began to make the movement he had time to attempt to stop the kick, but it looks like he did not attempt to restrain himself at all. A huge difference between attempting to pull out of doing it and a full blooded swing when you can see you have no chance at all of getting the ball. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted February 7, 2012 Report Share Posted February 7, 2012 It's Suarez. So hes guilty. Always guilty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted February 7, 2012 Report Share Posted February 7, 2012 I dont think its intentional, as much as i hate Suarez he cannot surely be that stupid. It looks to me like he has lost sight of Parker and assumed he was going to kick the ball. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted February 7, 2012 Report Share Posted February 7, 2012 I hate the odious little prick too. Forever seeing him diving, waving imaginary cards etc. It makes me hate Dalglish that he constantly defends him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoonie Posted February 7, 2012 Report Share Posted February 7, 2012 Also, the clip is slowed down quite a bit. He swings fast and doesn't need a massive wind up to snap at the ball, so I'm still not convinced. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted February 7, 2012 Report Share Posted February 7, 2012 A kick in the torso in Uruguay means you are bestest friends foreverest. Luis didn't know that it is classed as assault in the UK, but he'll learn from it, just how he'll have learned not be a wanker anymore from his 8 game ban. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted February 7, 2012 Report Share Posted February 7, 2012 I think people need to take into consideration that he's 7 yards from goal and is a predatory striker at the top of his game. All he's thinking there is 'GOAL'. If the nicest guy in football misses the header he's volleying it into the top corner. I really don't think his thought process involved malice there. Maybe i'm blind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted February 7, 2012 Report Share Posted February 7, 2012 Nah, looked at it again... he jostles/pushes the nicest guy in football then decides to swing thinking he's made the space. A ball on a vertical trajectory is much harder to gauge in terms of distance than if it's coming in horizontally so i'm giving him the benefit of the doubt on this one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eupraxia Posted February 7, 2012 Report Share Posted February 7, 2012 Russell Anderson looks like Robocop, but without the upper-portioned helmet.In other words, he looks like Peter Weller. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted February 7, 2012 Report Share Posted February 7, 2012 I think the worst bit about it all is Self Defence Stevie trying to barge in to say his piece. What is he trying to achieve? Horrid scumbag cunt. Ban them all I say. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted February 7, 2012 Report Share Posted February 7, 2012 I think Suarez was probably just trying to point out that he hates white people too. Vintage Airman Scott Parker played a blinder last night as did Old Bay, Nae Knees and Dawson. Bale and Walker had an off day, Modric and Adebayor were anonymous. Happy with a point though given the fact it was an away game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted February 7, 2012 Report Share Posted February 7, 2012 Piers Morgan is such an unrelenting fanny. He's constantly bickering with footballers on Twitter like a fucking child. Good to see him get twatted by Lineker here: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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