Paranoid Android Posted December 16, 2011 Report Share Posted December 16, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted December 16, 2011 Report Share Posted December 16, 2011 I could see it being true, although if you had the choice between Shakira and Zlatan, who would you choose? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted December 16, 2011 Report Share Posted December 16, 2011 I'd choose them both and develop a weird fetish where Zlatan karate kicks me in the head while I'm having sex with shakira. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted December 16, 2011 Report Share Posted December 16, 2011 Who would have the better body? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted December 16, 2011 Report Share Posted December 16, 2011 Marseille v Inter.Zenit v Benfica.CSKA Moscow v Real Madrid.Bayer Leverkusen v Barcelona.Basel v Bayern Munich.Milan v ArsenalNapoli v ChelseaLyon v Apoel Nicosia. The two stand out ties are Italy-England battles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted December 16, 2011 Report Share Posted December 16, 2011 Who would have the better body?Can't even bring myself to joke about that. Shakira Those hips don't lie. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted December 16, 2011 Report Share Posted December 16, 2011 Can't even bring myself to joke about that. Shakira Those hips don't lie.I know her breasts are small and humble but i'd still rather splash my man sap over them than Zlatan's hairless bumcheeks. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gypsum_Fantastic Posted December 16, 2011 Report Share Posted December 16, 2011 Di Canio is mental and a fascist. I wasn't aware he was particularly little though. I thought you meant Robert! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Owl PhD Posted December 16, 2011 Report Share Posted December 16, 2011 Highlight of the Europa League draw for me was discovering that there's a team called Metalist Kharkiv. Not quite as good as Mentalist Kharkiv but still excellent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted December 16, 2011 Report Share Posted December 16, 2011 I know her breasts are small and humble but i'd still rather splash my man sap over them than Zlatan's hairless bumcheeks.I haven't forgiven her for that awful World Cup song. Wacka wacka hey hey.I'd probably still eat her pink taco though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted December 16, 2011 Report Share Posted December 16, 2011 It's OK to be misogynistic in this thread, right? There's no wimmen in it anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted December 16, 2011 Report Share Posted December 16, 2011 Where's the misogyny? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted December 16, 2011 Report Share Posted December 16, 2011 Good point. Sexist then. Probably. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted December 16, 2011 Report Share Posted December 16, 2011 Good point. Sexy then. Probably.Indeed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted December 16, 2011 Report Share Posted December 16, 2011 Bergkamp's goal remains questionable. I'm not 100% sure he meant it.He did once say in an interview he 100% meant every phase of it, but Dennis was always a little bit smug, but in a genuinely likeable way. He could afford to be smug and not lose any respect, since he was just so bloody marvellous at football. Probably in the same way Eric Cantona could commit aggravated assault on an essentially innocent bystander, and still be remembered as the King.Skill rules all.I like to think every part of Bergkamps goal was fully intentional, just for how utterly brilliant it is to watch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted December 16, 2011 Report Share Posted December 16, 2011 Also, there's lots of goals that probably could have been on there, but Paul Scholes against Villa was amazing. To hit it like that when the ball is coming sideways is difficult in itself. To smash the ball the way he did, from that distance for it to fly in off the crossbar the way it did was just immense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted December 16, 2011 Report Share Posted December 16, 2011 I quite liked waka waka but I think it had more to do with how excited I was about the world cup coming and some possible brain washing effects of the song rather than it actually being good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted December 16, 2011 Report Share Posted December 16, 2011 I don't like it. Especially the video. It's all so sterile and happy and clean. Like a fucking Gap advert. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted December 16, 2011 Report Share Posted December 16, 2011 I don't like it. Especially the video. It's all so sterile and happy and clean. Like a fucking Gap advert.It reminds me of (United Colours of) Benetton. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted December 17, 2011 Report Share Posted December 17, 2011 I don't ever watch Aberdeen play football, but everytime I read the latest score or the report, you've nearly always had a player sent off, nearly every week. What the fuck are they doing out there? Reel it in lads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
framheim Posted December 17, 2011 Report Share Posted December 17, 2011 I don't ever watch Aberdeen play football, but everytime I read the latest score or the report, you've nearly always had a player sent off, nearly every week. What the fuck are they doing out there? Reel it in lads.the ref's are shite. although considine had little to complain about on tuesday, he may have just won the ball with his second challenge but it was rash and his studs were up. seemed a certain booking.fyvie got a straight red for swearing at an inept linesman and it seems there's some doubt over todays too. it's a conspiracy i tells ya. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted December 17, 2011 Report Share Posted December 17, 2011 Juan mata's head size to body size ratio is all messed up. He's like those mini footballers you used to get. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alphas Posted December 17, 2011 Report Share Posted December 17, 2011 Juan mata's head size to body size ratio is all messed up. He's like those mini footballers you used to get.I think he's actually a really big midget.Another 3 points for the Dandies today. Have to say I'm changing my opinion of Jason Brown over the last couple of games. Thought he had a howler against St Mirren but seems to have a safe pair of hands and thought he brought a bit of calm at the back over the last two games. Another big game against Caley next though. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted December 17, 2011 Report Share Posted December 17, 2011 The world's tallest midget Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain America Posted December 17, 2011 Report Share Posted December 17, 2011 Chelsea were totally average today, they just didn't look interested at all.Sundays games look decent like, a day of football. Ace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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