waltz Posted June 8, 2011 Report Share Posted June 8, 2011 Loves to put away own goals.I love this. I can just imagine him blasting home an own goal and running to the fans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted June 8, 2011 Report Share Posted June 8, 2011 With his shirt over his head, like Ravanelli.Goooooooooooooooal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keeno Posted June 9, 2011 Report Share Posted June 9, 2011 Birmingham are apparently wanting 8million for Cameron Jerome. That makes every other inflated transfer fee seem reasonable. Why would you spend that much money on a striker who couldn't hit a barn door from point blank range? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted June 9, 2011 Report Share Posted June 9, 2011 Very little is being said about Tevez sodding off. That's way bigger news than a couple of English kids costing more than they should.Tevez is a cunt. Consistently disloyal and a whiney, prissy little prick. Surely no one can spend a howling fortune on him if he's due to play the "wah wah family" card in 12 months time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted June 9, 2011 Report Share Posted June 9, 2011 Here's an idea - why doesn't he move his family to be with him?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted June 9, 2011 Report Share Posted June 9, 2011 Or, stop being a whipped little bitch, and find another broad to impregnate. Sorted. He is a bit of a Frankenstein though, so even with all that cash he might have a bit of trouble. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keeno Posted June 9, 2011 Report Share Posted June 9, 2011 He claims Manchester is small,has bad weather and has nothing to do (his family can't go to the cinema as they can't speak Engish he said in the interview). Obviously not a fan of the curry mile then. Freak. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaki Posted June 9, 2011 Report Share Posted June 9, 2011 Usain Bolt will be looking for a club once he retires from athletics and is good enough for Man Utd apparently. BBC Sport - Usain Bolt 'good enough to play football for Man Utd'Reminds me of my five year old nephew who's going to be a policeman, fireman, rock star and an astronaut when he grows up. If Man U don't want him I reckon he could be the perfect replacement for Darren Mackie once his legs are gone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted June 9, 2011 Report Share Posted June 9, 2011 He claims Manchester is small,has bad weather and has nothing to do (his family can't go to the cinema as they can't speak Engish he said in the interview). Obviously not a fan of the curry mile then. Freak.Fucking import over-dubbed versions of movies and create a cinema in your massive house with all yoru riches then, you bellend.I'm sure he could also recreate the climate/beach in his garage or something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gladstone Posted June 9, 2011 Report Share Posted June 9, 2011 Usain Bolt will be looking for a club once he retires from athletics and is good enough for Man Utd apparently. BBC Sport - Usain Bolt 'good enough to play football for Man Utd'Reminds me of my five year old nephew who's going to be a policeman, fireman, rock star and an astronaut when he grows up. If Man U don't want him I reckon he could be the perfect replacement for Darren Mackie once his legs are gone.Beat that shit out of him before it gets serious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted June 9, 2011 Report Share Posted June 9, 2011 Would like to see Bolt play football. Can't be any worse than Theo Walott, surely? He's faster, so he's probably marginally better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted June 9, 2011 Report Share Posted June 9, 2011 Very little is being said about Tevez sodding off. That's way bigger news than a couple of English kids costing more than they should.Tevez is a cunt. Consistently disloyal and a whiney, prissy little prick. Surely no one can spend a howling fortune on him if he's due to play the "wah wah family" card in 12 months time.You know he'll end up in Spain rather than Argentina as well, moody fud.Still take him at Celtic though. A front line of Commons, Tevez and Hooper would be pretty formidable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keeno Posted June 9, 2011 Report Share Posted June 9, 2011 You know he'll end up in Spain rather than Argentina as well, moody fud.Still take him at Celtic though. A front line of Commons, Tevez and Hooper would be pretty formidable.They both speak Spanish though so better for his family in that respect than the UK, and he will still get his astronomically high wages in Spain, unlike in Argentina.Fun fact: Welsh is listed as an officially recognised regional dialect on the Argentina Wiki page: Argentina - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia Apparently 25 000 Welsh people live there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted June 9, 2011 Report Share Posted June 9, 2011 Carlos has been here for 5 or 6 years. He could have learned a fair bit of English in that time. If I got a job in another country, 5 years down the line I'd expect to have nailed the every day basics Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted June 9, 2011 Report Share Posted June 9, 2011 Tevez hates Manchester so much that his last transfer move was from Manchester Utd to Manchester City?I seem to remember someone once telling me that a friend of theirs had a job teaching english to Tevez and Mascherano when they first were at West Ham. Apparently through a combination of laziness and being a bit thick Tevez just couldn't hack it so he gave up trying. Masch picked it up quite quickly though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
berti Posted June 9, 2011 Report Share Posted June 9, 2011 i was a bit disappointed hearing that we would lose phil jones but i must say i perked up a bit when i heard the fee.He has been excellent considering his age and lack of first team experience before this season, i remember his debut against chelsea when i thought 'ah shit' when he came on to replace samba but he turned out a cracking performance.Dont know about getting wes brown though..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattJimF Posted June 9, 2011 Report Share Posted June 9, 2011 BBC Sport - Aberdeen secure the signing of Youl Mawn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain America Posted June 9, 2011 Report Share Posted June 9, 2011 Ronaldos (big) last moment's in football. He could have had 2 goals!YouTube - Last Moments of Ronaldo in Football Brazil vs Romania ( Honoring ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuartmaxwell Posted June 9, 2011 Report Share Posted June 9, 2011 David Dimalta signs for Montrose from the scum....Caused us a lot of bother last year but no end product....:s Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted June 9, 2011 Report Share Posted June 9, 2011 Bizarre advert for Getafe FCYouTube - Getafe FC TV spot The Suicidal Koala Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted June 10, 2011 Report Share Posted June 10, 2011 Would love United to hijack Nasri from Arsenal over his stalled contract talks. Apparently King Pat is trying to butter him up on Twitter. Reasonable signing now that Sneijder has announced himself as off the market. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted June 10, 2011 Report Share Posted June 10, 2011 So Young has gone to United then.And Martinez is staying at Wigan. Good man. I think most in his position would have jumped at the move but if you take any time to think about it going to Villa right now is obviously a bad move. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaki Posted June 10, 2011 Report Share Posted June 10, 2011 So Young has gone to United then..Derek to Formartine? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted June 10, 2011 Report Share Posted June 10, 2011 Derek to Formartine?Darren to Airlines. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christy Posted June 10, 2011 Report Share Posted June 10, 2011 Derek to Formartine?Suede song to a biscuit manufacturer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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