Scootray Posted August 4, 2011 Report Share Posted August 4, 2011 Evening Express - Article - Brown: Someone is going to suffer at the hands of Aberdeen FCRight before the Celtic game? Is this lad taking his meds? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FOX Posted August 4, 2011 Report Share Posted August 4, 2011 Evening Express - Article - Brown: Someone is going to suffer at the hands of Aberdeen FCRight before the Celtic game? Is this lad taking his meds?Sounds like the usual Evening Express pre-match patter to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted August 4, 2011 Report Share Posted August 4, 2011 Poor Mackie will think he's the mutts nuts then proceed to slump into a puddle of failure afterwards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 4, 2011 Report Share Posted August 4, 2011 Evening Express - Article - Brown: Someone is going to suffer at the hands of Right before the Celtic game? Is this lad taking his meds?Comments say it all.Why isn't the board stumping up a bit of cash for a tricky winger/forward? Not even talking transfer money but maybe just a bit of an increase in the wage bill. We can't afford to bring Smith in and a striker, but if we managed to we'd probably have a decent shout at a top 6 spot this season. For the sake of maybe the price of a Stewart Milne home, we could markedly improve the first 11. Getting really fucking sick of putting time and effort into a club where the owners don't seem to have the same level of emotional investment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gypsum_Fantastic Posted August 5, 2011 Report Share Posted August 5, 2011 I love this storyBBC News - Swedish man tries to build nuclear reactor in kitchen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
free tibet Posted August 7, 2011 Report Share Posted August 7, 2011 BBC News - Swede admits home-made atom experiment was 'crazy' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodsinho Posted August 12, 2011 Report Share Posted August 12, 2011 Drunk Airplane Pisser Could Have Been Olympic Contender : Gothamist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted August 12, 2011 Author Report Share Posted August 12, 2011 Evening Express - Article - Aberdeen man admits stabbing himselfMan in trouble for stabbing himself. Himself! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted August 17, 2011 Report Share Posted August 17, 2011 Woman injects herself with horse blood, wears hooves (Wired UK) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted August 17, 2011 Report Share Posted August 17, 2011 Woman injects herself with horse blood, wears hooves (Wired UK)WHAT! MOTHERFUCKER GOT HORSE BLOOD! WHAT Y'ALL GOT? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest E.C Posted August 17, 2011 Report Share Posted August 17, 2011 Evening Express - Article - Aberdeen man admits stabbing himselfMan in trouble for stabbing himself. Himself!Suicide is illegal, after all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted August 17, 2011 Report Share Posted August 17, 2011 Suicide is illegal, after all.Wrong.Suicide is not currently an offence under Scots Law. However' date=' the offense of attempting suicide is a Breach of the peace.[/quote']xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest E.C Posted August 17, 2011 Report Share Posted August 17, 2011 Not currently would suggest it was at some point, meaning I'm sort of half right.Fuck off, the internet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted August 17, 2011 Report Share Posted August 17, 2011 Not currently would suggest it was at some point, meaning I'm sort of half right.Fuck off, the internet. Never was in Scotland but the laws are different everywhere. I do a lot of charity work about so I know EVERYFUCKINGTHING THERE IS TO KNOW ABOUT IT!xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest E.C Posted August 17, 2011 Report Share Posted August 17, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gypsum_Fantastic Posted August 18, 2011 Report Share Posted August 18, 2011 BBC News - Scottish SPCA helps silly cow remove head from ladder Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest E.C Posted August 18, 2011 Report Share Posted August 18, 2011 Kings Of Leon abandon gig after pigeon 'shits in bassist's mouth' | News | NME.COM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted August 18, 2011 Report Share Posted August 18, 2011 BBC News - Scottish SPCA helps silly cow remove head from ladderI imagined a sitcom ending, when the credits roll, after the cow gets its head out of the ladder the SSPCA guy goes "I've heard of bad things happening when you go under a ladder, but I've never heard of anyone going THROUGH one! Oh, you silly cow!"*sitcom style theme music*Silly Cowwwww YEAH. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gypsum_Fantastic Posted August 18, 2011 Report Share Posted August 18, 2011 PhotoBlog - Ugandan police disperse protesters with water cannon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted August 18, 2011 Report Share Posted August 18, 2011 I like how the guy in the third picture down still found it within himself to smile for the camera. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted August 19, 2011 Report Share Posted August 19, 2011 My necks in a brace because I had sex at a boat party and my head kept banging on a wall and I strained it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted August 19, 2011 Report Share Posted August 19, 2011 30k a year benefits mother Moira Pearce asks for charity money | Mail Online Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam 45 Posted August 19, 2011 Report Share Posted August 19, 2011 30k a year benefits mother Moira Pearce asks for charity money | Mail OnlineBlade and Shardonnaie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eupraxia Posted August 19, 2011 Report Share Posted August 19, 2011 30k a year benefits mother Moira Pearce asks for charity money | Mail OnlineMs Pearce - who lives with unemployed ex-boyfriend Mark Austin' date=' 19, seven daughters and three sons - now wants extra help to save her from going under.[/quote']She seems to be pretty good at 'going under' already. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted August 19, 2011 Report Share Posted August 19, 2011 Now, after nine months, Ms Pearce insists she is happy her brood - just one shy of a football team - has finally stopped growing. How about...STOP SHAGGING?!?!?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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