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Evening Express - Article - Brown: Someone is going to suffer at the hands of

Right before the Celtic game? Is this lad taking his meds?

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Why isn't the board stumping up a bit of cash for a tricky winger/forward? Not even talking transfer money but maybe just a bit of an increase in the wage bill. We can't afford to bring Smith in and a striker, but if we managed to we'd probably have a decent shout at a top 6 spot this season. For the sake of maybe the price of a Stewart Milne home, we could markedly improve the first 11. Getting really fucking sick of putting time and effort into a club where the owners don't seem to have the same level of emotional investment.

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I imagined a sitcom ending, when the credits roll, after the cow gets its head out of the ladder the SSPCA guy goes "I've heard of bad things happening when you go under a ladder, but I've never heard of anyone going THROUGH one! Oh, you silly cow!"

*sitcom style theme music*

Silly Cowwwww YEAH.

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