Jaaakkkeee Posted August 26, 2011 Report Share Posted August 26, 2011 You have clearly misread the title of this thread as 'Things you always look cool doing'.Naw, I was just saying how it would look uncool to rush to the get off the bus after almost missing your stop. And how I got around it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KarmaTsunami Posted August 26, 2011 Report Share Posted August 26, 2011 Can't be arsed re-reading the whole thread to see if this one has been done, but...Picking something up and putting it down again in a shop, only once you've looked at the price tag and realised it's too expensive. Mostly applies to clothes, especially if you've walked past everything else as if that sweater/coat/pair of jeans you've just picked up and shat yourself at the price of was the only thing you came in for. Also, trying to figure out the most discreet way to un-wedgie your underwear in a place with minimum privacy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted August 26, 2011 Report Share Posted August 26, 2011 Can't be arsed re-reading the whole thread to see if this one has been done, but...Picking something up and putting it down again in a shop, only once you've looked at the price tag and realised it's too expensive. Mostly applies to clothes, especially if you've walked past everything else as if that sweater/coat/pair of jeans you've just picked up and shat yourself at the price of was the only thing you came in for. Also, trying to figure out the most discreet way to un-wedgie your underwear in a place with minimum privacy.Billy Connoly says to shout out "By christ I've got an itchy arse!" and everyone will look away in shame, so no one will see you do it. Try it out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flights Posted August 26, 2011 Report Share Posted August 26, 2011 Billy Connoly says to shout out "By christ I've got an itchy arse!" and everyone will look away in shame, so no one will see you do it. Try it out.It works! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted August 26, 2011 Report Share Posted August 26, 2011 Going in to a strip club. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted August 26, 2011 Report Share Posted August 26, 2011 Going in to a strip club.Fuck off, I like cool as fuck whenever I go in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted August 26, 2011 Report Share Posted August 26, 2011 Trying to stifle an erection walking away after a lapdance.xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted August 26, 2011 Report Share Posted August 26, 2011 Fuck off, I like cool as fuck whenever I go in.No you don't. You look like a pervert who wants to hand over money to leer at unattainable girls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flights Posted August 26, 2011 Report Share Posted August 26, 2011 I used to love waiting for a gig outside moshulu and seeing middle aged bald men sweating with excitement heading into bugsy browns. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eupraxia Posted August 26, 2011 Report Share Posted August 26, 2011 I used to love working in Bugsy Brown's.As a barman, I hasten to add. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Jack Posted August 26, 2011 Report Share Posted August 26, 2011 Rock bands playing gigs in suits is very uncool. It's only cool if you are the Mighty Mighty Bosstones, or another ska band. But not ska-punk band.Eric Euan. Always cool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gypsum_Fantastic Posted August 26, 2011 Report Share Posted August 26, 2011 Sanke Temple Kings looked awesome in suits as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted August 26, 2011 Report Share Posted August 26, 2011 No you don't. You look like a pervert who wants to hand over money to leer at unattainable girls.But I don't. I watch the TV then take them home and shag them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eupraxia Posted August 26, 2011 Report Share Posted August 26, 2011 But I don't. I watch the TV then take them home and shag them.I didn't know you were into shagging transvestites.You kinky bitch. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TelecasterSam Posted August 26, 2011 Report Share Posted August 26, 2011 I didn't know you were into shagging transvestites.You kinky bitch.word plays.....don'tcha just love it !..... I'd rep you for that but, ..... fraid I have to spread it around a bit first !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted August 26, 2011 Author Report Share Posted August 26, 2011 Lighting a cigarette the wrong way round.There's just no way back after it's been done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 26, 2011 Report Share Posted August 26, 2011 Lighting a cigarette the wrong way round.There's just no way back after it's been done.There is if some girl says your accent makes her wet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murrr Posted August 26, 2011 Report Share Posted August 26, 2011 Wearing a football shirt when not playing football. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted August 27, 2011 Report Share Posted August 27, 2011 Can't be arsed re-reading the whole thread to see if this one has been done, but...Picking something up and putting it down again in a shop, only once you've looked at the price tag and realised it's too expensive. Mostly applies to clothes, especially if you've walked past everything else as if that sweater/coat/pair of jeans you've just picked up and shat yourself at the price of was the only thing you came in for. Also, trying to figure out the most discreet way to un-wedgie your underwear in a place with minimum privacy.You could try and blast it out with an earth-shattering fart. Like a leaf blower, but for your underkecks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
framheim Posted August 27, 2011 Report Share Posted August 27, 2011 picking up your dogs poo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KarmaTsunami Posted August 27, 2011 Report Share Posted August 27, 2011 You don't look cool, but you definitely are cool. People who don't pick up their dog's poo when it's in an area where people can stand on it or kids play are just arseholes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted August 27, 2011 Report Share Posted August 27, 2011 You never look cool wiping shit off your shoes on to curbs/grass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eupraxia Posted August 28, 2011 Report Share Posted August 28, 2011 picking up your dogs pooI once took my my mum's westie, Wallace, out for a walk. He did a poo, then as I was preparing the carrier bag to pick it up, he did that thing that dogs do when they sort of try to cover up the poo by flicking their back legs in the grass to cover the shit (there may be a technical term that dog enthusiasts call this). In doing so, he mis-aimed (or so I hope) and proceeded to flick his entire shit up on to my trouser leg.The walk did not last long after that.Little bastard. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted August 28, 2011 Report Share Posted August 28, 2011 I once took my my mum's westie, Wallace, out for a walk. He did a poo, then as I was preparing the carrier bag to pick it up, he did that thing that dogs do when they sort of try to cover up the poo by flicking their back legs in the grass to cover the shit (there may be a technical term that dog enthusiasts call this). In doing so, he mis-aimed (or so I hope) and proceeded to flick his entire shit up on to my trouser leg.The walk did not last long after that.Little bastard.Haha. My dog always miss aimed by walking too far away and kicking grass in the wrong direction. Never got shit up my leg though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cabbage Posted August 29, 2011 Report Share Posted August 29, 2011 I once took my my mum's westie, Wallace, out for a walk. He did a poo, then as I was preparing the carrier bag to pick it up, he did that thing that dogs do when they sort of try to cover up the poo by flicking their back legs in the grass to cover the shit (there may be a technical term that dog enthusiasts call this). In doing so, he mis-aimed (or so I hope) and proceeded to flick his entire shit up on to my trouser leg.The walk did not last long after that.Little bastard.LOLZTo add to the running for a bus theme; Running for a bus but having to stop to pick up the 10p you dropped while running as you only have the exact change on you. Minus 100 cool points if you then go on to miss the bus but add 23000 point if you are doing so wearing MC hammer pantaloons. 8-) Hammer Time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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