Stroopy121 Posted March 11, 2012 Report Share Posted March 11, 2012 I once hung my arse over the bullers of buchan and took a shit over the edge. There was a standing competition between a friend and I known as "Shite from a height."I won.xx 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted March 11, 2012 Report Share Posted March 11, 2012 Jake's story properly ended me at the point his mum enquired about the smell of shite. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FOX Posted March 11, 2012 Report Share Posted March 11, 2012 This thread is rapidly going down the toilet.I'm not even sorry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted March 11, 2012 Report Share Posted March 11, 2012 Jake's story properly ended me at the point his mum enquired about the smell of shite.Wasn't my mum. It was her friend. I was mortified. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted March 11, 2012 Report Share Posted March 11, 2012 Either way, it got a very large LOL 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted March 11, 2012 Report Share Posted March 11, 2012 It still makes me laugh to the point where I can't tell it without laughing every second word. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waltz Posted March 11, 2012 Report Share Posted March 11, 2012 This is disgusting 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted March 12, 2012 Report Share Posted March 12, 2012 That's what makes it funny. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted March 12, 2012 Report Share Posted March 12, 2012 I once took a shit out of a moving vehicle.I've also pissed out of a car which I was driving at the time.xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flights Posted March 12, 2012 Report Share Posted March 12, 2012 I once took a shit out of a moving vehicle.I've also pissed out of a car which I was driving at the time.xx Mad Skillz! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted March 12, 2012 Report Share Posted March 12, 2012 It's actually pretty easy with the aid of cruise control; just set your speed, make sure you've got an easy section of road (dual carriageway is good) and get the passenger to hold the wheel. One could argue that I wasn't technically driving while pissing, just sitting in the driver's seat.xx 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted March 12, 2012 Report Share Posted March 12, 2012 That is impressive work! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted March 12, 2012 Report Share Posted March 12, 2012 I shat underneath a parked up lorry on Seaforth Road once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flights Posted March 12, 2012 Report Share Posted March 12, 2012 It's actually pretty easy with the aid of cruise control; just set your speed, make sure you've got an easy section of road (dual carriageway is good) and get the passenger to hold the wheel. One could argue that I wasn't technically driving while pissing, just sitting in the driver's seat.xx I don't understand why simply stopping wasn't an option. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted March 12, 2012 Report Share Posted March 12, 2012 I once was needing a piss super bad on the way home. It got too much. I began to sprint home. I was wearing jeans. I didn't make it. I pissed like never before. I ran past friends who wanted me to stay and talk. I just shouted hiya and continued running full pelt, hoping they didn't notice one leg was darker than the other. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted March 12, 2012 Report Share Posted March 12, 2012 I once fucked a chick who left a turd on my bathroom floor. Just one single turd. It looked like she'd taken a shit as normal then fished out one snickers kingsize-sized log and placed out about 2 feet infront of the shitter. The place was immaculate otherwise.Absolutely no idea how it happened.xx 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted March 12, 2012 Report Share Posted March 12, 2012 Sounds like my kinda gal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted March 12, 2012 Report Share Posted March 12, 2012 I don't understand why simply stopping wasn't an option.It was an option, but it wasn't a challenge.xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paime Posted March 12, 2012 Report Share Posted March 12, 2012 Going by the experience of Milner after postings made on the UTG thread, it wouldn't surprise me if the local rozzers rounded you lot up the next time a rogue turd was left in an offensive location/thrown out of a car/dropped from a great height... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flights Posted March 12, 2012 Report Share Posted March 12, 2012 I once shat out of a tree for money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted March 12, 2012 Report Share Posted March 12, 2012 I once shat out a tree for money.Jesus, what the fuck did you eat??xx 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted March 12, 2012 Report Share Posted March 12, 2012 This thread has become very disturbing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted March 12, 2012 Report Share Posted March 12, 2012 this thread has become shit 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted March 12, 2012 Report Share Posted March 12, 2012 kingsize-sizedwould "kingsized" not have sufficed? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted March 12, 2012 Report Share Posted March 12, 2012 That's probably enough of the pooping chat now I think. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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