Jaaakkkeee Posted May 6, 2011 Report Share Posted May 6, 2011 Mine both happened outside school grounds. I normally went with the piss before and after routine though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted May 6, 2011 Report Share Posted May 6, 2011 Why would you not just walk out the class and go to the toilet you bloody jessies?I did in 3rd year once, and I got 3 nights detention for it. Compared to zero nights detention for pissing myself. I'd rather piss myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gladstone Posted May 6, 2011 Report Share Posted May 6, 2011 Why would you not just walk out the class and go to the toilet you bloody jessies?In pee7 (hahahahaha) I threatened to sue my teacher if I damaged my kidneys/bladder because he wouldn't let me go to the toilet. Soon changed his fucking tune. The bastard.When the likes of me and Lucky were in p7 the thought of suing your teacher didn't fucking exist.You little fucking shit. If I was your teacher I'd have let you piss yourself... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted May 7, 2011 Report Share Posted May 7, 2011 I know you're getting on a bit, you'll soon be pissing yourself again. The response from teachers used to annoy me. "You should have gone at breaktime/lunchtime". Oh, sorry, my fault. I obviously forgot that I could control the inner workings of my body and bladder to go at a specific time. If I needed a piss at breaktime, I would have gone at breaktime. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon Posted May 7, 2011 Report Share Posted May 7, 2011 If you can't plan your day to avoid wetting yourself in an hour long lesson, you deserve the ridicule that wetting yourself will bring. Honestly, kids these days have no time management skills. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted May 7, 2011 Report Share Posted May 7, 2011 Kids should stop drinking fluids. Little shits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted May 7, 2011 Report Share Posted May 7, 2011 If you can't plan your day to avoid wetting yourself in an hour long lesson, you deserve the ridicule that wetting yourself will bring. Honestly, kids these days have no time management skills.Too right. At least I pissed myself in a double lesson. Justified. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surfer_Rosa Posted May 7, 2011 Report Share Posted May 7, 2011 If you can't plan your day to avoid wetting yourself in an hour long lesson, you deserve the ridicule that wetting yourself will bring. Honestly, kids these days have no time management skills.Exactly. I don't get what's wrong with your urinary systems. At the very least you could have utilised your abundant teenage hormones and got a boner to suppress your need to piss.Also I hope all the other kids bullied Scootray for mentioning suing someone. Total gaylord stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted May 7, 2011 Report Share Posted May 7, 2011 I needed a piss in Primary 7 and I'm not stupid enough to piss myself. I dunno about you lads, but needs must. Pissing yourself and feeling a warm pleasure is total gaylord stuff.You stink of piss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted May 7, 2011 Report Share Posted May 7, 2011 Thankfully I never pissed myself in school. I definitely didn't have enough cred to get over an incident like that quickly. Unfortunately I do have some regrettable drunk pissing stories. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted May 7, 2011 Report Share Posted May 7, 2011 Why would you not just walk out the class and go to the toilet you bloody jessies?In pee7 (hahahahaha) I threatened to sue my teacher if I damaged my kidneys/bladder because he wouldn't let me go to the toilet. Soon changed his fucking tune. The bastard.Any child in primary 7 who is threatening to sue teachers needs a fucking slap and told to wise up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted May 7, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 7, 2011 Any child in primary 7 who is threatening to sue teachers needs a fucking slap and told to wise up.Amen.A litigious kid should be a bullied kid. That's what I say. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted May 7, 2011 Report Share Posted May 7, 2011 Well I'm not having someone tell me that I can't go to the toilet, even in primary 7. Dry times for me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gladstone Posted May 7, 2011 Report Share Posted May 7, 2011 That's what's wrong with the world today etc etc.Unless you have a genuine medical problem, you should be able to not have to go to the toilet in class at school. And a P7 threatening to sue a teacher. As I said before. Little fucking shit.When I was a lad, you didn't fucking argue with teachers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 8, 2011 Report Share Posted May 8, 2011 To echo previous sentiments, if some Primary 7 kid threatened to sue me over something like that I'd lamp the self-righteous little prick. Probably why I'm not a teacher. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-matthEw- Posted May 8, 2011 Report Share Posted May 8, 2011 Yeah, threatening to sue the teacher is so fucking prancy. But those of you who just sat there and pissed yourself... why on earth didn't you just get up and walk out the class? Weird. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon Posted May 8, 2011 Report Share Posted May 8, 2011 You're forgetting the third option: act like a vaguely sentient human, go to the loo at break/lunch/before school and don't get to the point of wetting yourself in class. If you can't do that, you have a medical condition and the point is moot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hog Posted May 8, 2011 Report Share Posted May 8, 2011 Yeah, threatening to sue the teacher is so fucking prancy. But those of you who just sat there and pissed yourself... why on earth didn't you just get up and walk out the class? Weird.Or do what I did in primary 1. Piss in the classroom sink in front of the whole class while the teacher left the room. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted May 8, 2011 Report Share Posted May 8, 2011 Well this opened an extra large can of worms. All I did was piss myself at school. Not that outrageous, is it? At the tender age of 11, I don't think I'd developed the fortitude to just storm out against the teacher's orders. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon Posted May 8, 2011 Report Share Posted May 8, 2011 Who knew that educational urination episodes would prove to be so controversial? In the interests of science, I should probably contrive to wet myself at work tomorrow, just to get the opposing perspective. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodsinho Posted May 10, 2011 Report Share Posted May 10, 2011 I've never liked Disney films. Not even as a little'un. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted May 11, 2011 Report Share Posted May 11, 2011 Same. Hate Disney Films. Don't mind a few of the Disney Pixar. Toy Story and that. UP was good too. That's probably about it. Hate the musical cartoon ones though. I just detest musicals in general. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted May 11, 2011 Report Share Posted May 11, 2011 I've never liked Disney films. Not even as a little'un.Same. Hate Disney Films. I just detest musicals in general.Neither of you has a soul.xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodsinho Posted May 11, 2011 Report Share Posted May 11, 2011 Neither of you has a soul.xxI have no counterargument for this. Fuck. Maybe I should go find the Wizard of Oz - see if he can give me a heart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted May 11, 2011 Report Share Posted May 11, 2011 The best Disney films are true classics with great stories. And a few songs doesn't make them musicals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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