Frosty Jack Posted September 24, 2011 Report Share Posted September 24, 2011 That's why I stick to nice vague terms during sex, like "baby". Never call anyone by their name during sex. It's a recipe for failAlways keep a marker pen by the bed, then you can quickly scribble the name on her back at an opportune moment.Or another option - grab the hair, say another girl's name then hang on - 'rodeo sex'.I believe the required word here, is "LAD". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted September 24, 2011 Report Share Posted September 24, 2011 Hate saying their name, but hearing your own name is good. Or so I'm lead to believe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 24, 2011 Report Share Posted September 24, 2011 I just have quiet, elbowy, dignified sex, with virtually no verbal communication. That's the Scottish way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bob Knob Posted September 24, 2011 Report Share Posted September 24, 2011 I've never seen Trainspotting or The Running Man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted September 24, 2011 Report Share Posted September 24, 2011 I was very clsoe to singing that song from The Lion King (when the monkey holds up Simba) when I came during sex this morning. I didn't. But afterwards I said I was about to. She laughed and told me she wouldn't have punched me in the face if I'd done it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted September 24, 2011 Report Share Posted September 24, 2011 I always threatened to say "and boom goes the dynamite" after seeing it on Family Guy. Always forgot. I just kind of went "awwwrrgghhhhhhhh uh" instead.Confesion: I go "awwwrrgghhhhhhhh uh" when I come. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted September 24, 2011 Report Share Posted September 24, 2011 A bunch of guys, sat online, talking about what happens when they ejaculate... Seems kinda gay, doesn't it? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted September 24, 2011 Report Share Posted September 24, 2011 It is what it is.Confession: It is what it is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted September 24, 2011 Report Share Posted September 24, 2011 Still not as gay as Twilight. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skubbs Posted September 24, 2011 Report Share Posted September 24, 2011 My old flatmates "boyfriend" used to actually shout "yeah" over and over, so we called him Joe (Family Guy "yeah yeah intercourse yeah!") Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skubbs Posted September 24, 2011 Report Share Posted September 24, 2011 I was very clsoe to singing that song from The Lion King (when the monkey holds up Simba) when I came during sex this morning. I didn't. But afterwards I said I was about to. She laughed and told me she wouldn't have punched me in the face if I'd done it.You were thinking about the Lion King during sex? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted September 24, 2011 Report Share Posted September 24, 2011 That simba is one sexy lion. Nice flowing mane. I can see why he would. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skubbs Posted September 24, 2011 Report Share Posted September 24, 2011 As a newly-born cub? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Skubbs Posted September 24, 2011 Report Share Posted September 24, 2011 I was very clsoe to singing that song from The Lion King (when the monkey holds up Simba) when I came during sex this morning.As a lion cub... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted September 24, 2011 Report Share Posted September 24, 2011 Fair point. The guy's obviously a little sick or something. Only adult cartoon animals for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skubbs Posted September 24, 2011 Report Share Posted September 24, 2011 Well fictional beastiality is bad, but fictional peadophillic beastiality is just too much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted September 24, 2011 Report Share Posted September 24, 2011 Yeah. He's way over the score. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Gold Posted September 25, 2011 Report Share Posted September 25, 2011 Flipping heck, this town has lots of cheesy eateries. Just ask the poor guy out Slutbags. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted September 25, 2011 Report Share Posted September 25, 2011 I miss it too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Posted September 25, 2011 Report Share Posted September 25, 2011 Nala (Simba's girlfriend) is definitely attractive. Especially for an animated lioness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 25, 2011 Report Share Posted September 25, 2011 Nala (Simba's girlfriend) is definitely attractive. Especially for an animated lioness.Isn't she also his half-sister or something? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted September 25, 2011 Report Share Posted September 25, 2011 wINCEST. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Posted September 25, 2011 Report Share Posted September 25, 2011 Hmm, I think their parents are dead good pals, but not related. I'm pretty sure they love each other, or at least like-like. Maybe they're just pals though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted September 25, 2011 Report Share Posted September 25, 2011 Mufasa definitely did the durty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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