Benji Posted December 10, 2010 Report Share Posted December 10, 2010 .....all of a sudden I'm tempted to let all my veggies rot, march down on Friday AS HE SIGNS PERFUME and throw them at him in disgust while shouting a various range of absue."MYSTERIOUS GIRL?/rotten tomato explodes off his chin"JORDAN?"/cucumber bounces off his nostrils"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU???"/he falls to the floor crying while carrotts, turnips and whatever else is left all gets thrown.Aghhhh, he is just the worst Human ever. I mean, Hitler, okay he had a point, tried his best but ultimately he was a cunt, Manson, Potts, West, all had issues but they didn't make Mysterious Girl... Thatcher, Blair, Bush, sure who doesn't make the odd mistake here and there. But Peter fucking Andre. That fuck is just a cunt, a glich in the matrix, the tip of everything shit in Britain, he's rich because scum love him. It's like being a Defence Lawyer for all of the above names. Wow I feel better. try it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted December 10, 2010 Report Share Posted December 10, 2010 so you don't like Peter Andre?Ok, cool. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waltz Posted December 10, 2010 Report Share Posted December 10, 2010 livejournal.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gus Chamber Posted December 10, 2010 Report Share Posted December 10, 2010 Complete waste of energy to hate this plastic non-entity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oedo 808 Posted December 10, 2010 Report Share Posted December 10, 2010 I think he's ok. Completely avoid his music and he's got terrible taste in women but I don't mind him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christy Posted December 11, 2010 Report Share Posted December 11, 2010 He has the flava Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 11, 2010 Report Share Posted December 11, 2010 He has the flavaThat's insania. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
berti Posted December 11, 2010 Report Share Posted December 11, 2010 i also dont actually mind him. all my hatred and vitriol is reserved for that other plastic non entity that he was married to. now she, is the definition of cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted December 11, 2010 Report Share Posted December 11, 2010 He passes under my radar, fortunately....unless he happens to be on the BBC news. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted December 11, 2010 Report Share Posted December 11, 2010 Potts, .Say what you like about the others but Paul's rendition of Nessun Dorma still brings a tear to my eye. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Posted December 11, 2010 Report Share Posted December 11, 2010 You can't really hate Peter Andre. He's a bit simple, no? I think he's actually something of a sweetheart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benji Posted December 11, 2010 Author Report Share Posted December 11, 2010 Your a bit simple!Suggestions of these nature made me say it. I love the way he's the, awww figure after the Jordan thing, fuck off and get herpies, a'body! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sue Denim.. Posted December 11, 2010 Report Share Posted December 11, 2010 Peter who? Who is this cunt? ...yes, I am old. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MC Nice Andrew Posted December 11, 2010 Report Share Posted December 11, 2010 Your a bit simple!Suggestions of these nature made me say it. I love the way he's the, awww figure after the Jordan thing, fuck off and get herpies, a'body!why do you care? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted December 13, 2010 Report Share Posted December 13, 2010 Your a bit simple!I think hating a 'celebrity' like this takes more effort than it's worth. Ok he's made a couple of ding songs. But there's far worse out there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gladstone Posted December 13, 2010 Report Share Posted December 13, 2010 Firstly - how could anyone "hate" Peter Andre? He's a harmless buffoon, and actually seems like a nice enough bloke. His ex-wife is a very clever, cold, calculating, manipulative fucker though. She has made absolutely millions and millions out of having big tits.Secondly - the sentence "Your a bit simple!" is quite funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted December 13, 2010 Report Share Posted December 13, 2010 Your a bit simple!Suggestions of these nature made me say it. I love the way he's the, awww figure after the Jordan thing, fuck off and get herpies, a'body!You're.xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted December 13, 2010 Report Share Posted December 13, 2010 Your a bit simple!If you're going to call someone simple, be it in jest or zest, it's always best to use the correct grammar. Just sayin'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Posted December 13, 2010 Report Share Posted December 13, 2010 I ain t simple; I'm just a humble ass white boy with a big ass dick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted December 13, 2010 Report Share Posted December 13, 2010 I ain t simple; I'm just a humble ass white boy with a big ass dick.What's an ass-dick?xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gladstone Posted December 13, 2010 Report Share Posted December 13, 2010 What's an ass-dick?xxIt's the thing at the top of your legs, cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted December 13, 2010 Report Share Posted December 13, 2010 i also dont actually mind him. all my hatred and vitriol is reserved for that other plastic non entity that he was married to. now she, is the definition of cunt.She only continues to be a cunt because cunts follow her cuntish non-existence like it was meaningful. How many books can one person write saying "I do nothing, have tits and kids. Love me" that people actually buy en masse? Heaps apparently.People are cunts. Not just her. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted December 13, 2010 Report Share Posted December 13, 2010 She only continues to be a cunt because cunts follow her cuntish non-existence like it was meaningful. How many books can one person write saying "I do nothing, have tits and kids. Love me" that people actually buy en masse? Heaps apparently.People are cunts. Not just her.That is a very good point Teabags. Perhaps people should find slightly more interesting, or stimulating things to occupy themselves with, rather than what bizarre reality TV people are wearing/doing/sleeping with/gaining weight/losing weight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diesel Posted December 13, 2010 Report Share Posted December 13, 2010 She only continues to be a cunt because cunts follow her cuntish non-existence like it was meaningful. How many books can one person write saying "I do nothing, have tits and kids. Love me" that people actually buy en masse? Heaps apparently.People are cunts. Not just her.Spoken for truth.As long as there are dimwits with too much time on their hands and enough money left over from fag, scratch card and Pot Noodle sales to buy gossip mags, there will always be Jordans.It fucking saddens and dismays me that these brainwashed morons spend hours on the lives of celebrities, whilst their eldery neighbours (REAL people) are lonely/hungry/injured/freezing, but it never crosses their minds to look in on them.Yes Teabags, you're right...cunts the lot.PS - apparently I've rep'd you enough already! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted December 13, 2010 Report Share Posted December 13, 2010 I reckon Jordan was quite chuffed Frankie boyle made a joke about her kid, just so she could get a few column inches. The anti-cunt brigade are just as much cunts for analysing how cunty the cunt cunts are and talking about their cunty interests. We're all cunts. The only way crappy gossip mags can be stopped is not talking about it. And that'll never happen. I blame the guardian for constantly writing about the first big brother as if it was anything but trash tv. Now uve got people doing theses on celebrity culture. Intelectualising a cunt doesn't make it less of a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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